6kor keltem-__- Általában hétkor kelet de ma úgyvolt hogy megyek nyílt órára Nanával…Anya este még elengedett volna de reggel már nem…:@ Pánikba estem mert Nana már ott volt a Béke téren ahol találkoztunk volna-gondoltam én. Aztán kaptam egy üzit hogy Nana sem tudott eljönni…szal mázlim volt Kaptam angolból és médiából egy 5öst

Egyik szünetbe bementünk a WCbe és láttuk hogy valakinek vicces hangulata volt és a WC papírt hozzákötötte az ajtóhoz..gondoltuk továbbcsináljuk Bencével amit elkezdett az a bizonyos valaki…:) Képekért katt ide és ide.

és készítettünk egy képet amit megosztanák veletek

By:Márk

BB Riku

WC Tempel in der Eiffel

Wenn eine schnelle Papiertaschentücher-Marke nicht dafür massiv Werbung gemacht hätte, ich hätte es nicht bemerkt:

am 19.11.2009 war Welttoilettentag.

Da ich beruflich sehr viel unterwegs bin und viel trinke, treibt mich öfter ein dringendes Bedürfnis an. Glücklicherweise gibt es dafür vorbereitete Lösungen:
- Sanitäre Einrichtungen an Tankstellen und Raststätten (immer öfter kostenpflichtig – bekanntlich stinkt Geld ja nicht/ pecunia non olet http://www.jp-magister.de/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=16&Itemid=39)
- Schnell-Restaurants
- Autobahn-Parkplätze mit WC
- Öffentliche Toiletten

Oft treffe ich diese letzten beiden Örtlichkeiten in unbeschreiblichem Zustand an. Daneben gibt es unfreundliches WC Personal, das aus einem Innengang während einer geschäftlicher Sitzung das WC Papiermagazin öffnet und Ersatzhandlungen vornimmt. Oder der Verriegelungsmechanismus der Tür funktioniert nicht oder ist komplett verschwunden …

Aber weltweit sieht wesentlich besch..er  aus. Ca. 38% der Weltbevölkerung haben keinen Zutritt zu sauberen, funktionierenden Sanitäranlagen oder es gibt schlichtweg nur den Weg hinter das nächste Gebüsch (wenn vorhanden) – mit entsprechenden hygienischen oder entwürdigenden Folgen.

Und doch verlangen diese Bedürfnisse ihren natürlichen Lauf.

Sollte eine saubere Toilette nicht auch zu den Grundrechten gehören? Das klingt banal, aber wer einmal mit Aufruhr im Bauch stundenlang herumirrte, kann vielleicht ein wenig nachvollziehen, wie andere sich täglich fühlen.

Öffentliches Urinieren ist übrigens an vielen Orten eine Ordnungswidrigkeit …

Der Bergbauernbub

“Die Natur kommt, die Natur kommt! Die Natur! Hab’ ich nicht nachgewiesen, dass der Musculus constrictor vesicae dem Willen unterworfen ist?“ Doktor in Georg Büchners Woyzeck

Dazu: http://www.taz.de/1/leben/alltag/artikel/1/klo-ist-keine-selbstverstaendlichkeit/

http://wuv.de/nachrichten/digital/welttoilettentag_tempo_startet_hygiene_initiative

The biggest threat to world peace since the world wars. France “cheating” in their second leg to beat Ireland, and qualify for the next World Cup.

It was dramatic for the fact that the French captain Thierry Henry handled the ball and then tapped it onto to William Gallas who scored the goal, which knocked Ireland out of the World Cup. What followed was worldwide condemnation of this “dastardly act”.

In honour of Diego Maradona who first achieved this feat, I think that this goal deserves to be called the Hand of Cod goal.

Angry people responded by doing what they do best- by vandalizing Thierry Henry’s wikipedia page.

Courtesy: Wikipedia

Cheers to that….

Soo, here it is The continuation of my further WC’s 10 analyse

Hoh my lovely SPC It was soooooo suprising. Anti-FPSB in my opinion. Firstly I have to say that the editing was incredible. Really, really nice, I just dont know what to say Next thing : spinning. The first combo was from Might, who actually spins for GPC?, but this time he spun for SPC. His combo was strong. Those pinkybaks 1,5 cont and that aerial after them! Pretty dynamic The MiddleIndex Busts and FL TA’s at the end were also nice. IMO the combo of the collab   Steen – J showed us a pretty nice combo. It included some (6 times) Midbaks 1,5 cont. and I found it all in all really nice. Syny was also nice, but not on the Might’s, Huy’s or Steen-J’s level. Some creative elements or “kaboom – like elements” were manchend, passed it syny Nice one. Next one is Vstrike. He has IMO very beautiful style, but the problem is – nothing hard in his combo Spin like BaoO and you will be great, but this time it was not that good. The next combo comes from XIII and I think the level of his combo was comareable to Vstrike’s combos. He spun also stylish and this stuff but nothing hard … :/ Then it comes the suprise! Larsson has a couple of very creative hybrids. I have to say : omagad, very nice one ^^.  The forelast player was Huy (do you have a long dong? joke XD). That inverse shadow part was soo awesome! I loved it! The linkings between the “kaboom parts” were not that nice, but the “kaboom parts” Nice double pinkybak tho. The last one was from Tails and I really have to say it wasn’t a good combo. 1. Bad angle. 2. Too short. 3. Nothing new. I loved also the motive with “positives of SPC” Good collab.

Opinion of someone other : (Gildor from PPP) : “Well, SPC collab was pretty impressive for me (: I didn’t expected that kind of video from this board, coz I haven’t seen any collab from them before. Might is just great, although he is spinning with a buster. His pibkybaks 1.5 and this sick rev shadow release is the very best part of whole combo. Other spinnners are great too,  just as V-strike, Huy or XIII. And edition – meisterstuck D: Really creative and with a lot of humour ^^. I’m typing SPC to qualify without any problems (; “

So firstly a bad thing… And if you, dear reader expect from me good words about this collab, then you can close this tab and look for something others. The editing… If you hear “sig” you can just think “Wow it has to be good…”. But at the beginnning, directly at the start he has failed… Not estetical, but I mean the intro was about 1 minute! It was sooo bornig. Sorry :/

The first player was HBX. He spun a MX and I think it was “O.K” combo. But if FPSB wanna to qualificate then the combos have to be more than only “O.K”.  The next one was Megas and I must say that he has showed a good style. But unfortunately it wasn’t a hard combo so it is the next time when FPSB dont take so much points.   Babel also bad… It looked just like “iWannaBeCool”. Those hand movements were very simple and they just didn’t fit to him. Tricks were also relativ easy and for such a heavy (I guess it was a Dr. Commsa?) mod it was bad. The next spinner – Smile – was pretty nice. I mean, I think his combo weren’t that hard, but very stylish and smooth. Then it comes! Raeik was really strong… Some linkings remind me on kuZu and that style… Incredible. The finisher was also nice but a bit “lucky” xD The combo from Makizar. An another MX combo. But it wasn’t at all good. Next time and next time such a arghm.. Some elements was nice and dynamic, but all in all not that good. The next one is domtom Here it is positive. I mean he has nice fingers and that style fits to them (to the fingers ) . Some new linkings and yeah, it is plus.  The next one is gollumsk8 . He showed a nice combo , but he can do more As I expected from him : very smooth , comareable to a river  (all in one string).  That pinky counter stuff was awesome. Nice one, keep it. The last player was definietly the best player Anikis spins pretty long, but his combo was anyhow very nice! The usage of 24 and 13 slots was very good and the ending was very nice , too. At the end I can just recognize that the FPSB works much more on style. I missed “kaboom” spinners :/

Opinion of someone other : (Lord-of-jamaica from SPC) : “  In my opinion, this is one fo the worst collabs, if you think about, how good the FPSB could have been. All stars of FPSB have been missing, no s777, pyralux, fratleym or Banz. Sure it’s a quite good collab, but if you think what they could have done, it’s just dissapointing. I’m not sure, if the FPSB will make it into the WC ‘10 , but if they make it, they have to work a lot harder, than they did this time

loj“

KPSA  – our friends from Korea. To editing : clearly without needless things. Good stuff! To spinning : First spinner has shocked me :O Penguin , that was crazy! Those linkings like Inverse shadow ~ neobak ~ midbak 1,5 cont.  or those pinky busts and normal busts.. The style has been accented by the tipped sonics at the beggining. Crazy, keep it! The next one is Nia. Sorry, but after this all stuff like pinkybaks 1,5 cont. or whatever.. I have expected much better combo from him. The angle was also sick. Crew – nice spin but the rest wasn’t that amazing. He couldn’t just show us all what he can in ~ 15 seconds. I dont like this combo Yory was pretty nice with some creative elements. The busts made the combo a bit better. I expected from him some midbaks 1,5 cont. or such stuff. Next player is : Skydigital. He jsut spun a very dynamic combo with nice elements in. Bakriser ~ wipery thing was nice <3 The one of the players was the most creative alive spinner in the world – ZzaJae. That stuff with his leg etc.. Awesome! The next one was Kipple. The idea with 2p1h was nice but the execution. Ohym, I didnt like that Turn Dont – just as I expected – was really strong with those busts and some innovative linkings and this makes he looks really good if I compare him with the couple collab.

Opinion of someone other : (Sponge from GPC) : “Oh, in fact a good collab. Intro was pretty good and not too long (If I don’t include Penguins Combo ;D). Outtro was a bit short, Editing was good.Penguins Combo was veeery nice. I like those linkings, midbaks 1.5, busts etc. Beautiful I expected more from Nia, more Pinkybaks and so on. But it wasn’t a bad Combo tho. I don’t like Crew’s Combo. He can do more and that wasn’t more than some stuff and some Busts and TA’s. Yory is okay, not fast, relaxed but…yeah, I don’t know him and his clip is quite short ^^’ Skydigital is the opposite of Yory He’s fast and spins good Linkings and those stuff. I like it. ZZAJAE was actually good, and the idea was nice. But the cam was too close. He was sometimes half off-cam, but it’s still good. Kipple’s 2p1h was okay, until he wanted to spin the 2nd pen. Looks like he failed But I dunno. Just looked like, touched the table and so on. (BBR was better ) Last but not least: Turndont: I like his spinning. Nice Busts, but what’s about the finisher? Cut?

Well, nice collab, should make it “

Coming soon : new category : mods ! +  3 new collabs.

Da so viele Bilder Ihrer Toiletten oder deren Ausstattung zum Tag der Toilette gebloggt und getwittert haben, will ich mich nicht lumpen lassen. Das folgende Bild hängt in der Herrentoilette meines Arbeitgebers…

Schon gewusst? Heute, am 19. November, ist der Welt-Toilettentag. Kein Witz und wenn man die Hintergründe betrachtet, sogar ein sehr ernstes Thema. 40% der Weltbevölkerung haben nämlich gar keine Gelegenheit eine Toilette zu benutzen. Sie haben diesen weißen Thron einfach nicht. Dadurch gibt es hygienische Probleme und es entstehen Krankheiten. Und das ist wirklich Scheisse.

Nun kann man sich an fünf Fingern abzählen, dass diese Dinge in armen Ländern ein echtes Problem darstellen. Aber auch in Deutschland kann eine fehlende Toilette zum Problem werden.
Beispielsweise dann, wenn man unterwegs ist, dringend muss und das nicht mal eben im Busch erledigen kann – Landeier sind da übrigens klar im Vorteil.

Es gibt sie mittlerweile. Suchmaschinen für öffentliche Toiletten. Ich habe hier als Beispiel einmal die Seite www.gratispinkeln.de rausgesucht. Sie haben über 1000 öffentliche WC`s [steht übrigens für Water Closet] aufgeführt. Wenn man das über Deutschland verteilt, ist das noch nicht viel – aber die Domain hat schon etwas. Grund genug, ausgerechnet diese Suchmaschine als Beispiel zu verlinken.

Und wenn wir schon mal beim Thema sind, können wir auch gleich noch etwas dazulernen. Ich wusste es zumindest noch nicht, vielleicht geht es einigen ja ähnlich:
Toiletten werden deswegen 00 genannt, weil sie im 19.Jahrhundert in Hotels auf den Fluren in Nähe des Treppenhauses oder des Fahrstuhls waren. Ab dort werden auch die Zimmer durchnummeriert, somit war die Toilette das Zimmer “0” bzw. “00” [01, 02 etc. waren dann die eigentlichen Hotelzimmer].

Wer möchte, kann diesen Artikel übrigens ausdrucken und auf der Toilette lesen. Dazu bitte einfach links oben auf Datei » Datei drucken …gehen.

In grootsteden moet men zelfs als klant in vele restaurants,  in bioscopen, in stations en andere openbare plaatsen betalen aan de wc-dame om eens naar het toilet te gaan. Gelukkig loopt het nog niet zo vlot in Hasselt.

De plaatsen waar we moeten betalen voor een wc-bezoekje zijn hier nog beperkt. Waar we zeker een retributie in het potje van de wc-madam moeten werpen – zover we weten – is in de Kinepolis, in de Ethias Arena en Grenslandhallen, in de Versuz en in de 2 Lunch Gardens van de Carrefour.

Gelukkig zijn er nog geen wc-dames in het cultuurcentrum, het station, de Provinciale en Gemeentelijke Bibliotheken, in het Resto in Kuringen. Hoe het zit in de Hasseltse horecazaken, hebben we geen duidelijk beeld op.

Kennen jullie nog plaatsen in Hasselt waar jullie stoten op een toiletdame bij een hoogdringend bezoek aan het toilet? Laat het ons weten.

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And that was day #1 in Jordan. I’ll tell you about day #2 tomorrow.

I missed you guys so much!!! The stay in Amman was beautiful, we were overwhelmed by the Jordanian’s hospitality (Royal Film Commission, Queen Rania Center for Entrepreneurship, 7iber.com to name a few). When I say ‘we’ I mean the wonderful group of Lebanese artists with who I went on this trip. They are: Naeema Zarif, visual artist, and Mounia Akl & Cyril Aris, filmmakers. You guys were lovely to travel with!

More details about the CC Salon & what followed tomorrow! But I’ll give you a sneak peak: here’s a video of my presentation at the CC Salon (thanks Cyril for the video), photos tomorrow!

I’m glad to be back, have a lovely day

En esta Oportunidad les Traigo una recopilación de lo q yo concidero son los comandos más, utiles, importantes y usados tanto en Ubuntu como en muchas otras distros linux

• Adduser: Se utiliza para añadir un usuario.

Uso: adduser <nombreusuario>

• Alias (este esta bien explicado en un post anterior)
  

Uso: alias nombrequeledamos=’comando’

• apt-get install nombredelprograma =  instala el paquete.

• apt-get remove nombredelprograma = Borra el paquete. Con la opción –purge borra tambien la configuración del paquete instalado.

• apt-get update = Actualiza la lista de paquetes disponibles para instalar.

• apt-get upgrade  = Instala las nuevas versiones de los diferentes paquetes disponibles.

• cd = Cambia el directorio.

Uso: cd nombredirectorio

Continuar leyendo el resto de comandos:

• chmod: Cambia los permisos de los archivos.

r:lectura w:escritura x:ejecución
+: añade permisos -:quita permisos
u:usuario g:grupo del usuario o:otros
Uso: chmod permisos nombrearchivo

• chown: Cambia el propietario de un archivo.

Uso: chown <nombrepropietario> <nombrearchivo>

• cp:Copia archivos en el directorio indicado.

Uso: cp archivoorigen archivodestino

• deluser: Elimina una cuenta de usuario

Uso: deluser <nombreusuario>

• exit: Cierra las ventanas o las conexiones remotas establecidas

• fsck: Sirve para chequear si hay errores en nuestro disco duro.

Uso: fsck -t <fs_typo> <dispositivo>

• ftp: Protocolo de Transferencia de Archivos, permite transferir archivos de y para computadores remotos.

Uso: ftp <maquina_remota>

• grep: Su funcionalidad es la de escribir en salida estándar aquellas líneas que concuerden con un patrón. Busca patrones en archivos.

grep: grep <patronabuscar> <nombrearchivos>

• ifconfig: Obtener información de la configuración de red

• kill: Termina un proceso

Uso: kill numeroPID

• ls:Lista los archivos y directorios dentro del directorio de trabajo.

• make: Crea ejecutables a partir de los archivos fuente.

• man: muestra el manual de un programa o comando si este esta disponible

Uso: man <nombredelcomando>

• mkdir: Crea un nuevo directorio.

Uso: mkdir nombredirectorio

• mount: Monta una unidad.

Uso: mount -t< sistema_de_archivo> <dispositivo> <nombredirectorio>

• mv: Este comando sirve para renombrar un archivo.

Uso: mv <nombrearchivo> <nuevonombrearchivo>

• netstat:Muestra las conexiones y puertos abiertos por los que se establecen las comunicaciones.

• poweroff: Apaga el ordenador.

• ps: Muestra información acerca de los procesos activos.

• rlogin: Conecta un host local con un host remoto.

Uso: rlogin <maquina_remota>

• rm: Remueve o elimina un archivo.

Uso: rm <rutaynombrearchivo>

• rmdir: Elimina el directorio indicado, el cual debe estar vacío.

Uso: rmdir nombredirectorio

• sudo o su: Con este comando accedemos al sistema como root.

• umount: Desmontar unidades montadas anteriormente

Uso: umount <nombredirectorio>

• wc:Cuenta los caráteres, palabras y líneas del archivo de texto.

Uso: wc nom_archivo

• whereis: Devuelve la ubicación del archivo especificado, si existe.

Uso: whereis nomb_archivo

Larga vida a la consola!!

Soo, hier it is I just wanna to compare the videos of qualification round for the World Cup 2010 ^^ Some of them are wore than I though some are better, but dont speek too much, let’s take a look for it

At first there was a TWPS video… I just thought : “Yeah, it can be good, such spinners like BaoO or Rex.. It must be good!”. And I wasn’t wrong. The most spinners showed us really great level. But there are some negatives, too. I was very suprised as I’ve seen the combo from C.Y.W. It was IMO soo bad for that collab. Then it comes! It burns! Evolution, known as “skilling machine” (bust, midbak 1,5 world record and 2nd place in FL TA…) did such a great combo! Those busts at the beginning or stylish elements like “ayatori trick” and the ending were really nice to see. x1312 was nice ,too. Those hybrids were nice ,but the “climax” of the combo was definietly the finisher. A little bit lucky but high skilled. Rex! It was IMO the combo of collab. Soo good with a MX He just did it so well as it were nothing for him… And the ending, just “kaboom”! Frog and minziam… We can see, that they are not so experianced.. But I dont know the spinning of those both spinners so I will let it. The last three combos were from Joey, TK Spin and BaoO. All of them have shown a good spinning, especially BaoO with his great “wiper passages”. The editing wasn’t that amazing like the spinning, but it can come through.

Opinion of someone other: (Banza from GPC) :  “The TWPS has showed us IMO a very very nice collab. The editing was artless but such editing is good editing. Just without needless elements. The music fit to spinning but there was one thing, which wasn’t that nice. I mean the picture at 1 : 04 … It was kinda needless.
The second spinner was incredible! I loved also the combos from Joey and Rex, because they spun und light SC mods and it was amazing! The spinner, who was IMO not that good , was frog with his camera and angle. The spinning from him was also bad :/“

Oh dear GPC ! At the beginning I just want to say that the editing has shocked me. I  required much more from Gefühl than that, sorry :/  Now to spinning.. The beggining was very strong, done by Minwoo. As a second best penspinner in the world he has to show us a very high level. Yeah he just did it. The combo was quite interesting and the part like “Counter Index Around [s 0,5]? ~ spider spin rev [s 0,5] ? ~ Spreads (bla bla!) ” was godlike That style killed me … <3 Then Product. I guess it was his best combo or just best combo I have ever seen from him. IMO he had a style and did nice parts in his combo, not bad. Now we are coming to BBR. As I expected from him : 2p1h combo. Really nice , skilled but that style… I dont really like it. Nice part with FL TA’s cont. and finally strong ending. Pretty nice! As next -> taichi1082. Nice beginning with a Neobak ~ WristAround ,but I think that he just wanted to do so much “kaboom-parts” that it was too much.. Sorry, but it lookd pretty unnatural. Very skilled, style was good but I missed some good linkings. Steffen… Very strong beginning (Hai tua ~ Handbust) but then? Hmm it looked like anit – taichi… A lot of spam. The last 2 combos depend on style. Thumbskiller and Lekunga, two men, who have so muuuch style! Thumbskiller did well with Pinkybak 1,5 ~ Pinkybak and that Inverse Shadow Part. I love that combo. Lekunga was also nice and he improoved his ending (FL TA Release cont x3)! Pretty nice GPC!

Opinion of someone other (Zevi from SPC) : ” My opinion is pretty similar to Lawliet’s except for Lekunga. I just have to say that I dont like his style … Steffen’s and taichi’s styles aren’t sooo beautiful ,too.  the combos from them had a couple of hard elements, but if the style doesn’t satisfy me then the combo has to be very very very hard. To editing : I found the idea with the flag not that bad, but what I missed was the “wow-effect”. Some 3D in editing would be nice, because they are spectacular. P.S. I missed also The Kook and Kazeem , who didn’t give his clip .. T_T“

Yes, yes. Ladies and gentlemen! The THPSC. Ya, it was in any case a collab from which I expected a lot. At the beginning I have to say something about the editing. It was made by Supawit127 and I think it wasn’t that bad. I mean it was of course from Andrew Cramer site, but he did it not bad. Ok that was about editing… Now we are coming to spinning. Tigeroat has shown us a great combo with super wipers. I really like it, but I think he can do it better ;] .Then tonnam ,wow you know I was really suprised. Nice pinkybaks 1,5 release and spread at the end. All in all it was a good stylish combo. The next player is pr3mz . I can say only that he has typical THSPC style like Dongza or TheLegend. The combo wasn’t bad, but it was definietly not the level of THPSC. TheLegend was awesome, I mean he just used a lot of the slots like 24 or 13. His wiper at the end was incredible! Dongza as always. I think it was standart combo for him except from that awesome ending   The pen fits not so good to him IMO ;/ . THe combo from GZSakuraz looks a bit sloppy at the beginning so the “first look” of that combo wasn’t that good. The rest really stylish with nice ending (love ya that SWEET DROP ). Supawit! Omg, the beginning just kicked me from my chair.. 4 busts cont. release! Then some “supawit-like xD” spreads and an awesome ending, grats! The next one was Spinnerpeem! That was very suprising. He just did something other than always. Some nice linkings, some nice baks and that was! I expected more from him, but such a change isn’t bad for him 2 last players : 3DTPS and BaiMai.. For both of them : no words to describe, just a masterpiece!

Opinion of someone other (Dongza from THPSC) :

[b][Genesis] UncleD’ong , ลุงโด่ง おじさんドン[/b] says:

The editor must be “3D”, but he have some problem. We have to change the editor to Supawit127, Baimai and make the collab in 1 – 2 days before the DL.

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As last sentence, as a credo for all collaborations I can just quote Spinnerpeem :

[.:: Peem ::.] メ GCG says:

Yeah I like all countries

As next : SPC, FPSB and KPSA!

Helllooo n Assalamualaikum ^^ It’s been a while since I posted my last words.. hehe

football o football! one of my favourite sports. Enjoy to watch and to play it as well. So much news about it everyday, every tick tock tick tock of the clock! Latest, WORLD CUP qualifiers and friendlies which big countries prevailed. NZ, reached WC for the 2nd tyme after beating Bahrain 1-0 on aggregate.

Portugal, France an Russia had put one leg in WC finals after winning their 1st leg even though all of them had a slender lead. Still, congratz to them! owh yeah, Brazil showed the world why they is the best team by edging England 1-0 in a very one-sided match..(they should have score more!!) England surely missed their stars alot.. hehe

Not to forget, Spain beat Argentina 2-1 thanx to Xabi Alonso’s double. Owh man, what the hell was Maradona thinking?? He was a great player during his time but he made a very weird decisions as head coach of Argentina.. How can a gifted player like Riquelme who is arguably the best playmaker they had at present was left out?? the consequences were very very clear; they had to fight until the dying minutes of the last match against Uruguay to qualify automatically for WC final and most sadly, the beautiful gameplay of ARGENTINA that I love most has gone with the wind… but still, kudos to Spain that provides us with such an elegant display which make them hot contender to win the final next year.

-(hoping for Malaysia to qualify for the WC  final someday, INSYA ALLAH)-

Oma suureks ehmatuseks olen avastanud, et olen jälle kontori-sõltlane. Alustan taas koomiksite lugemist Dilbertist. Ja ma tõesti suudan samastuda. Asi on ikka halb.

Ja vīrietis saprot sievietes urīnpūsli, tas ir solis tuvāk pašas sievietes izprašanai. Diemžēl ne visi zina, ka brīdis, kad ļoti vajag čurāt, nav īsti piemērots bildināšanai. Tobrīd vienīgais sievietes galvā ir urīns. Jā, zinu, jocīgs ievads. Patiesībā stāsts ir par Ēģipti.

Pagājušogad ap šo pašu laiku biju apskatījusi piramīdas, Sarkanās jūras zivtiņas un bezgaumīgus suvenīrus biezā slānī. Un lai arī biju nosolījusies tuvāko gadu laikā faraonu zemē kāju vairs nespert… Nekad nesaki nekad. Turklāt es gribētu redzēt cilvēku, kurš tik viegli atteiktos novembrī pasildīties +30 grādu saulītē un pabaudīt pilnīgu haļavu. Katrā ziņā es šis cilvēks neesmu noteikti. Nolēmu, ka gan jau tikšu galā ar savu alerģiju pret arābu vīriešiem, un ieliku koferī bikini.

Saule, jūra un Hilton’s nelika vilties. Arī savu agresiju pret uzbāzīgajiem arābiem un viņu prastajiem komentāriem atvaļinājuma beigās jau iemācījos apvaldīt. Uz jautājumiem, no kurienes esmu un kā mani sauc, vēsā mierā atbildēju – Kleopatra no Ēģiptes. Vieglais cinisms pilnā plaukumā izpaudās, lidojot atpakaļ, kad īsināju laiku, uzskaitot precību piedāvājumus. Būšu sasmēlusies ne vien sauli un D vitamīnu, bet arī iedvesmu jauniem scenārijiem. Ja vien, protams, kāds rietumu pasaulē spētu noticēt tam, ka 10 minūtes pēc izkāpšanas no lidmašīnas tualetes puika atzīstas mīlestībā bālai eiropietei. Tieši tā, nepārlasījāties! Bodīšu pārdevēji, viesnīcas personāls, taksisti… Been there, done that. Taču tualetes puika pārsteidza pat mani. Lūkojos apkārt pēc tualetes papīra, kad ieraudzīju Viņu. Zem zīmes “No tips!“ piecās dažādās valodās stāvēja maziņš arābiņš ar rulli rokās un, reaģējot uz manu lūgumu, sāka tīt mazu gabaliņu. Es kā īstena mātes meita izrāvu no rokām visu rulli un devos tualešu virzienā. Taču nepaguvu ne pagriezties, kad Viņš izteica liktenīgos “I love you…“. Man tiešām ļoti vajadzēja čurāt, tāpēc pat smiešanos atliku uz vēlāku laiku. Sorry, dude, for breaking your heart, but I’m not the type of a girl who’s looking for romance. All I wanted was some toilet paper...

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Ich gebe zu, das ist ein Thema über das ich noch nie einen Blogartikel geschrieben habe.
Eigentlich habe ich auch noch nie daran gedacht, darüber jemals bloggen zu wollen, können, müssen….

Ist doch im wahrsten Sinne ein Scheiss-Thema. Aber egal….

Ich habe vorhin auf BILD.de den Artikel über den durchschnittlichen Deutschen gelesen. Natürlich gehören in einen solchen Artikel erst einmal Details zum durchschnittlichen Sex, als ob es den in Deutschlands Ehebetten nicht genug geben würde, muss man auch noch davon lesen. Kleiner Scherz den ich mir in Anbetracht des Themas nicht verkneifen konnte, aber nun zum Wesentlichen.

Circa sechs Monate seines Lebens verbringt der Durchschnittsdeutsche auf der Toilette, bevorzugt weißes Toilettenpapier (60 Prozent) und faltet es (90 Prozent).

Ich falle gleich mal mit meiner Frage-Tür ins Haus: wie kann man denn Toilettenpapier sonst noch benutzen?
Ich bin so selten, nämlich nie, mit fremden Menschen auf der Toilette. Auch nicht mit weniger fremden Menschen. Ich will es auch ehrlich gesagt nicht. Aber wie soll man das nun mit dem Toilettenpapier anders machen? 3.50 Meter abreißen und längst durchziehen, oder wie muss man sich das vorstellen?

Laut Artikel benutzen 10% der Deutschen also das Toilettenpapier anders. Vielleicht liest jemand der zu dieser, das kann man wohl schon Randgruppe nennen, hier und kann mir diese Frage beantworten?

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