No, it isn’t Talk Like a Pirate Day (Wait, is it? Did I miss it again?). More like Read Like a Pirate Day, I suppose. If you’d like to read a lot more theory (literary, philosophy, sociology, aesthetics, etc.) and share some with others, go to AAAARG.org and register. It’s free. Amazing resource. Enuf sed.

Power to the PDF!

on Layla and Kevin from The Lettered Cottage.  Apparently many of you already know them considering they have over 2000 followers, but I just discovered them from their house tour on Apartment Therapy.   So late to the game I am!  (Wait?  Why am I speaking like Yoda today?)

Anyways…this video of their recent ceiling demolition cemented my new love for this Alabama couple.  Ch-ch-check it out!

I posted my own New Annie K vidcap/screencapture pics in an older post, but, unless that’s really what you wanted- no, even if you did really want those images- these are the Annie K pics you really wanted! Now stop reading and celebrate Annie K’s rack! The important Annie K, not the girls you keep finding when you google “Annie K”, so you keep having to do searches like “busty annie k” , “huge boobs annie k”, and “annie k big tits“

I’m in love.  This is genius!  It’s about time someone said it!

and gottdamn he’s one sexy mofo…  \m/  \m/

 I’m well aware that a lot of people here reading his probably don’t give a care about anime, and I remember reading this blog that was giving out advice on making a good, popular blog saying that you should either keep your blog on one topic, or, if you’re going to blog about totally different things, at least do things on some sort of schedule so people can visit when you’ll be blogging about what the they care about, because when you blog about all kinds of unrelated stuff in different styles, then when you’re entertaining one group of people, you’re boring another. I’m also well aware that that was a run-on sentence. Since this anime posts about huge boobs though, and huge boobs are a huge part of this blog, I figured I could get away with this wordy anime jugg post. Plus TheBlogOfBlackStreetBBW’s actually getting a noticeable ammount of traffic from it’s anime-related posts. So here’s the story of my search for a DailyMotion big boob hentai video about four women about to gangbang thier tutor (Actually, he’s only the tutor for one of them, because the smart girl with the blue glasses, and the girls’ stacked milf mother is are in that foursome!) The story behind this post’s below the embedded vid, of course.

  Last night I wasted a massive ammount of my work-on-blackstreetbbw-time on the internet trying to find this apperently obscure-ish anime because the doofus who posted it on DailyMotion didn’t have the courtesy to put the name of show he got this clip from in his clip’s description or title. Maybe I shouldn’t blame him for the problem, since he might just be posting somebody else’s repost, but then that still means there’s some guy to blame for all this.
I decided to take a break from the blackstreetbbw update I’m working on without actually switching to something that wouldn’t be relevant to blackstreetbbw by looking to see if there were any new Annie K vids I could extract frames from for vidcaps that I could go and post here. I jump on over to DailyMotion.com and go to BehemothLegion’s Channel, the best I know of to find Annie K vids if you’re not looking for super recent ones, through my subscriptions there. I didn’t notice anything new, except this big boob anime hentai video “More hentai gangbang – 1 guys with 4 horny bitches” on his favorites. Figured I look at that, and the rest of his favorites, to see if this’d be the place for tit-tanic cartoon boobs too.
So, I watch this video, plus another one later, but I didn’t get a name for it. I wanted it too, just to see what kind of stuff’d come up in Google once I had it. If I’d found this on YouTube it wouldn’t've been a problem because I somebody on there would’ve posted the comment “What’s this anime called?” or something like that and someone who knew would’ve stepped up with an answer, but DailyMotion doesn’t seem to allow any comments on any of their videos, even though there’s a comment button on there somewhere I swear. At least, I’m sure that comments are always automatically disabled for ‘Sexy’ category videos- the only DailyMotion videos I watch. All my videos on there are in that category though, and the site says some of them do have comments on them… but they cannot be read. Whatever. That all just made finding this hentai anime source harder.

How hard did it get? Well, that gets us to the meat of this blog post!
  The first thing I did was watch all the little clips from that hentai that were on that favorites list. That didn’t help. The next thing I tried to do was see if I could pick out some of the character’s names from the japanese audio. I knew I was pretty much taking on an impossible task there, but, if they tagged any of the names with an honorary whatever, as they so often do, then I’d have a chance. I reeled in a few words or phrases I heard clearly enough o look up… but I was looking for names not language… then I think I caught one, but it was too generic… and maybe also wrong. Of course I’d already set my expectations to failure anyway, so that was cool, except it left me still at zero results. Of course I got nothing on this cartoon from Google, or any other search engine. I got another ‘lead’ at the end of the first video, and it actually made me feel a little worse: the clip had the show’s title logo stuff at the end of it- in japanese characters, of course. That actually wouldn’t've been too much for me to handle if they’d kept the ‘lettering’ really basic and just used hiragana (the most basic, sense-making japanese script), or mostly hiragana, because I can actually recognize most hiragana symbols on sight, and even if I didn’t recognize what I was seeing, looking them up is simple enough, and my limited familiarity with them’d make a lookup a snap. There was some hiragan in there, but most of the show’s title was in katakana and kanji. Katakana, I know nothing about, except that it’s supposed to make sense, but kanji, all I know of that is that it doesn’t make any sense because kanji characters are pictographs!
In case you don’t know what a pictograph is, it’s when one symbol represents an entire word. So, instead of using letters that represent sounds to spell the word, instead you use a letter for the whole word. Makes a great writing shortcut and was an intuitive way to create the world’s first written words, but if you have a written language that’s entirely pictograph based, like, say, chinese, then you have a different letter to learn for every single word in the language! That’s why human beings mostly abandoned pictographs over the course of written history in favor of phonetic-whatever-ey writing systems/languages. And I think maybe the fact that the chinese language is practically the only pictograph language left, but japanese is a much smarter, letter using language, that just has a varying number (from 0 to huge) of non-mandatory pictographs thrown in it, probably has something to do with the fact that today Japan is known for making cool stuff like anime, computers, expensive robots and space station parts, and China is known for making huge piles of pollution and cheap plastic shit.
 But yeah, at least there was some katakana in the title, so I had something I could look up. So it was time for me to learn my first katakana characters! Sure, I could’ve tried learning katakana on YouTube or someplace smart, but I just wanted my first letters learned to be the ones I needed so I could stop beating myself up. (Don’t take that the nasty way, because that’s now what I mean! Really! I just wanted to claim victory here and say I beat the internet and found what it was trying to keep from me through people’s boneheadedness. Hope that all came out right, ’cause I’m moving on now.) I knew, based on the look of the title and positioning of all the letters, that the kanji’d be the key to deciphering that title text, but without something I could highlight, copy and paste into Google Translate, there was no way I’d be able to use that because I couldn’t look that stuff up. I ended up messing up the rest of the stuff too, largely because it was surrounding that damn kanji, and of course that made things even worse. Still, though, I managed to learn that
“ドキドキ”
is “doki doki”. I messed everything else up. Okay, so I had “‘doki-doki-something-something-somethingwrong’ hentai”. Yep. Still screwed.
I used the limited search info I had, including my total misreading and misinterpretation of the stuff after the first kanji, to do a pretty fruitless search. A dead end I ran into put me near something that looked like it could have been the manga of that, but then, from the looks of what I found, it could’ve been the manga of anything from what I knew. It’s good that the name I got from there got no results aside from the page it was on or I would’ve spent a bunch of time barking up the wrong tree with that term set. Eventually, I gave up on the advanced stuff and went ‘back to basics’ doing what I did before when looking for huge anime/hentai racks: an image search that was almost guaranteed to dissapoint (as in, I knew there was much bigger, better stuff than what I was finding, but I couldn’t find it without more specific search terms.). Guess what? I found the show!
  This is what happened.
I did a pretty simple image search I was inspired by the events of the evening to do- a search I can’t even remember now, strangely. Maybe they reshuffled all the images, and that’s why I couldn’t find the pics now. I don’t know, but it was a pretty obvious set of search terms I used, whatever they were. The first thing I found was the most useful dead link I’ve ever stumbled upon in my online life. I saw what was clearly a screen grab from the exact clip I’d originally watched, except it wasn’t on DailyMotion, along with the text “hentai big boobs at school”. The link was dead though! I almost got mad when I saw the link I’d found after all that struggling was dead, but before I could get mad, I turned to the search engine you really need to use when looking for videos: YouTube. After, I was kind of searching for a YouTube link, because I knew someone there’d've coughed up a name by now. Popped in “hentai big boobs at school” and got exactly what I wanted: “doki doki haha musume lesson is the name of this hentai”! Thank you LordZeroSama! BTW, ‘Sama’ is a japanese honorary-titleish-thingey like I was looking for above.

So I went trolling around the internet today, and came across the most interesting web find to date. Grooveshark is a music site, that is completely free. Its kinda like P2P in reverse, meaning that you can legally download any song you want and listen to it without fear of being the next Joel Tenenbaum.

The downside: You can only listen to the music via the website, but you may purchase tracks for a set rate.

Me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’s!

Our President is just entirely too cool…

This is what I love about being alive, love about music, and love about people.  This one guy gets everyone to boogie down…. totally my kind of party!

From the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival.  Santigold is playing (she rocks!).

I believe I posted another video of this guy a while back.  Color me lazy, I don’t feel like searching for it.  Here he is again, and he is seriously way too awesome for words.  And I still want to borrow his services for an evening… heh.

Stole this from Zoomdoggle, but it’s WELL WORTH the repost!  This chick totally floored me.

WHEN: May 28 – June 1
WHERE: Berlin
WHAT: “The World Championship is a five days music festival with battles, showcases, workshops and the Beatbox Battle World Conference. Over 140 vocal percussion and beatboxing artists from more than 30 different countries will take part in the event. The whole program will be broadcast live online free of charge. For complete details, check out their website, but for a jaw-dropping morning rush, check out the online Wild Card Champ (ie, the newcomer who won entry via YouTube) 17 year old Julia Dales, from Canada.

i haven’t search such intense, creative and wickedly fresh music to groove to since hearing Zero 7 for the first time all those years ago. first, i have to highlight how awesome blip.fm is (check me out!)… talk about a new wave of social networking! i’ve found it to be a cross between twitter and songerize, and have discovered some really fabulous artists in the process – wax tailor coming with a quick “oh yes i have to have that!” reaction. i’ve only downloaded one wax tailor album so far but i’m totally hooked.  the sound is trippy and melodic with hip hop, jazz and general quirkiness overtones.  i love it.

check:

(not really a video but just listen)

What goes from kinda hot, thinking the faces looked orgasmic, to OMFG that is so gross…

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this video do not reflect those of the blog author. Elevendreams does not condone the flu shot.

So I don’t have much time this morning to write this post (it looks like I’m going to be late for work again), so I’ll come back and update it later tonight…but I’m thrilled to have worked with Lauren Pope to create an illustrated banner for the blog!  She did an amazing job and was the best to work with.  Our original design (shown below) didn’t really end up working with the proportions of the blog (big lesson learned for both of us!), so she quickly photoshopped a previous sketched idea she’d had for the one you see above.

I can’t tell you what a wonderful person Lauren was to work with!  And I hope anyone who wants any artwork or illustration done will head over to her Etsy Store and show her the love.  She’s absolutely wonderful.    (And obviously ridiculously talented!)   Thanks again Lauren!!!!!!!

From BlameItOnTheVoices:

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
   
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
   
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
   
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
   
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
   
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
   
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
   
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
   
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

I’m so loving this blog!  A co-worker of mine just turned me onto it yesterday, and I’ve been sitting here this morning digging through their archives.   Everything is SO adorable!  Yes, it is geared towards kids (or people with kids), but I think anyone can appreciate their aesthetic and the things they post about.   It was hard to pick just a few things to show, but here are the two that were just too fun to not re-post!

How much fun do you think it would be to create a BRAIN jello mold for your kids?!  OMG, I want to make one for the people at the office!  Ha!  Well, if you head over to their site, you’ll see their other ideas for creating a Mad Scientist party for your kids!!

Another post I really liked involved making a mini-terrarium!  (It actually reminds me of a post that I did last year about making terrariums in cookie jars.)  I love their version because how cute is the little chair & lamp in there?!  I also like how they etched a window on the outside.  That’s really completing the total vision, I’d say!

So anyways…add the International Chapter of the Junior Society to your list of reads.  Reading through it makes you wish you were a kid again.  It certainly did for me!

Some of you may already realize that you can find amazing rug deals on ebay, but I had no idea until just last week.  Rugs are one of those things that many of us need/want, but it never ceases to amaze me just how expensive they are.  Well, seeing as how I’ve been looking for a rug for my guest room and hadn’t found anything that I liked that was in my price range at the normal retail haunts (my price range being…as little as possible…on a rug as nice as possible), I decided to start looking outside the normal retail arena.  I started keeping my eyes peeled at antique & thrift stores, craigslist and discount places, however nothing was coming up that was both really nice and bargain priced.  So, as a last resort I decided to look on ebay… and I don’t know why it never ocurred to me before.  After figuring out the best way to weed out the crap, I was able to discover some really beautiful rugs there.  Just to prove that I’m not talking crazy, here’s a picture of the 8×10 wool Nepali rug that just arrived for the guest room.

I have to say that I absolutely LOVE it!  N and I were more than pleasantly surprised at how nice it is in person.  The wool is super soft, and oh did I mention that it came with FREE SHIPPING!  Anyways…I’m gushing.  I love it so much.

At any rate, if you’re looking for a great rug too…definitely give ebay a try.  Although here are a few helpful tips that I found useful.  1) Hit up some rug stores first to see what styles and/or countries you might be most interested in, for example I knew that I was most interested in rugs from Iran or Nepal because I liked the way they felt and I liked many of their patterns.  2) Start with a fairly generic search like “Wool Rug Iran” and then whittle down from there in the filters on the sidebar.  It will help cull down the mess that you don’t want.   3) Stick to your guns on price.  If you only want to spend $150 or less on an 8×10 Persian rug, don’t worry…there will be quite a few that come along!

I did a little more digging tonight to show some of my other ebay finds.  Here they are:

As of the time of my posting, this 7×8 rug is only at $9.50 and has Free Shipping to boot!  Here’s the LINK.

This wool 9×12 rug is more expensive at $275, but is still a great price for that size!   Here’s the LINK.

Okay, so it’s a 5×8 Pottery Barn rug…but I sometimes still kick myself that I never bought it when they were carrying it because I love the Moorish pattern so much.  Anyways, it’s HERE for $299 Buy-It-Now with Free Shipping.

This 4×7 is at $235 with Free Shipping, but they’ll take a lower offer!  Here’s the LINK.

Anyways…these are just a couple that caught my eye.  As you can see, I have a thing for geometric patterned rugs.  Good luck rug shopping!  P.S.  If you have great pics of your FABULOUS bargain rugs (and how you used them in your home), I’d love to see them!   Email me at houseobsession [at] gmail.com

A friend of mine, who is looking for a house in the neighborhood, posted a link to a home for sale with interior design that would make Liberace weep with joy.   There really aren’t words to describe these interior shots, so I’ll just let the pictures do the talking.

Wow.  Right?  I mean, am I right?!  A custom made ROUND satin bed?!  Holy crap!  The cajones of the owner of this house is astounding.  I’d love to meet this person because that is A LOT of look!   I mean, it’s not for everyone, but if  you are into that kind of thing and want to buy a new house, here’s the LINK to the listing.

On another note, I have to say that I really miss the process of buying a house.  Getting to look into other people’s houses is extremely intriguing…especially if they have really out-of-the-ordinary decorating skillz like this one.

If you’re looking for very specific pics, scroll down this page, or click this gallery link here for more! Then click a pic when you’re there to find even more! If you want to see women like these that I’ve personally found, click here.
Otherwise, if you just want to see some hand picked great, curvy big women of color from my MySpace searching, just enjoy this page’s galleries! I was thinking I’d end up making, like, four post pages like this, but I think one or two might do it. I know I’ll add some more MySpace pics to the page, so be sure to come back here and look!

Finally, a well-researched visual response that works in my favor.

Here’s a little story about experiences with our first car.  Mine was, needless to say, memorable…

(Thanks Cecily for the inspiration!)

My first car was a 1990-something Chevy Beretta. It was the King of the Hydroplane… hated driving that thing when it rained. It’s got quite a history, including a rather embarrassing story that happened to me while I was in college. It was Halloween, and there was essentially a campus-wide party. I met a cute kid who said he was visiting his cousin from the military, and that he was 20 years old (I was drunk/high enough that I believed him). We dated a bit and one day I, very stupidly, let him borrow my car. Well, as I mentioned, the Beretta had a bit of a hydroplaning issue. It turns out that my new little boyfriend had skidded into another car while he was making a left turn, at what I can only assume was way too fast a speed. But that’s not the best part… no… that came when the owner of the car he hit called me to discuss insurance policies, and said “You know, your boyfriend looks awfully familiar. How did you say you met him?” I told her my side of the story to which she replied, “You might want to check on that. My daughter (who was in the car with her at the time) recognized him from her school”. Her HIGH SCHOOL. I was a junior in college and fucking MORTIFIED. Turns out he was a senior in high school and had only just turned 17 a few weeks ago (which, despite my humiliation, explained why he could screw like a house afire). That was the end of that relationship, but not the Beretta, which sustained enough damage to not be worth the repair. I drove that busted up vehicle for another 2 years or so, cursing under my breath every time I saw its bashed in quarter-panel. It got progressively worse, too… so bad I had it held together with tie wraps. The final straw came when I was flying down the highway and the hood somehow disengaged and slammed against my windshield, leaving me trying to navigate through the little gap it left between the dashboard. It was a miracle I never got seriously injured, at least… besides my pride!

Snow White has never looked funkier.

“Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” by Daft Punk

Why meet your maker on an empty stomach?  These two have a different perspective (although I think my sister on the left could really use a few slabs of country ham, might help with her pitch problems).  Judging by their menu, I’d have breakfast with them anytime.  Pass the sugar and rice!

I’ll be honest folks…I travel & work [at my daytime job] too much to sometimes be able to post as much as I’d like to on the blog.   However, I’ve found that micro-blogging on Twitter isn’t nearly as difficult seeing as how I don’t have to stress out about the photo, correct grammar, etc.  It only takes 140 characters after all.  So if you’re on Twitter and want to follow me, you can follow my posts HERE.

Thanks, JA!

this is pretty much my idea of perfection.  not too “modelesque” or pretty, but absolutely breathtaking… looks like someone to keep me warm.  in many ways.

ok, i need to slap myself out of this fog.

This made me laugh!  I can’t add anything funnier to it than what has already been said… here’s what I found on Gawker today:

” Martha Stewart’s show today was all about pot! Pot pot pot! Jimmy Fallon was there, and he talked about pot! But right in the middle of the winky-drug jokes GOD INTERVENED.

And thank Him for it! Martha was all slurring her way through the first of what was to be an hour of weird drug double-entendres (Jimmy was going to make chili in a CROCK-POT, see?), but no, time to listen to Cardinal Egan introduce the new archbishop instead.”

Just go HERE and watch the video.  Too funny.