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Caption Contest: Martin Skoula, Amateur Optometrist

Hey Josh, I think you have something in your eye. Hello kids. I have decided to open up the comments section to a good old fashioned Caption Contest. It’s like making fun of retards, without th… more →

Melt Your Face-Off

The Rookies Interviews: Deadspin Super Commenter Gourmet Spud — 12 comments

Shakεy wrote 3 months ago: We at the Rookies have something special in store for you today. If you’re a Deadspin reader/c … more →

Tags: Shakey, shakey, Deadspin, Canada, Gourmet Spud, Deadspin Greats, FoodCourtLunch, The Rookies Interviews, Kige Ramsey

Caption Contest: Martin Skoula, Amateur Optometrist — 8 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 9 months ago: Hey Josh, I think you have something in your eye. Hello kids. I have decided to open up the comment … more →

Tags: Wild, Josh Harding, And the Band Played On, Martin Skoula, vote for me and I'll set you free, an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth, Ball of Confusion

Apparently, The Members of Def Leppard Enjoy Having Sugar Poured On Them By 10-Year-Old Vietnamese Girls — 13 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 9 months ago: God Save the Queens As many of you know, there is a big to-do scheduled for October 9th in Detr … more →

Tags: NHL, Gary Bettman sucks, Wrong Wrong Wrong, What the fuck were you thinking?, Giving unsolicited advice to professionals, necrophilia, Def Leppard

MYFO Open Letter Series: The One Where Weed Against Speed Goes America All Over the Wild's Ass — 7 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 9 months ago: As you may or may not have heard, the Wild and dickmuncher agent Ron Salcer are currently locked in … more →

Tags: Wild, rumors, Free Agency, rants, Giving unsolicited advice to professionals, Doug Risebrough, Open Letter Series, Jacques Lemaire, Marian Gaborik

Now, From The "What Took You So Long" Department... — 6 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 9 months ago: Who says things move slower in Canadia? In a long-anticipated and much-ballyhooed move (at least to … more →

Tags: News, Canadiens, Patrick Roy can kick your ass

The Return of MYFO’s (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory — 7 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 10 months ago: Welcome to another edition of MYFO’s (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory. Every Friday Whenev … more →

Tags: red wings, Lord Stanley's Cup, Not Hockey, don't sue me, (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory, valtteri filppula, Henrik Zetterberg

Jesus Marimba! Not Another Charity Hockey Game! — 4 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 10 months ago: Here we go again. The inaugural Festival Cup charity hockey game will take place on September 5th … more →

Tags: Please excuse our lack of material, Lazy column ideas, Guerrilla Blogging, Wrong Wrong Wrong

NHL Mascots: Exposed! (Volume V) — 4 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 10 months ago: Welcome to another installment of MYFO’s NHL Mascots: Exposed! Series. I am confident that by … more →

Tags: Bruins, Senators, coyotes, Not Hockey, Lazy column ideas, Wrong Wrong Wrong, Bad Idea Jeans, Mascots Exposed

What A Silly Little Mess This Is Turning Out To Be! — 5 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 10 months ago: Sometime last week, at 3:00 a.m., somewhere in Ontario, a telephone rings… Todd: Toodles! M … more →

Tags: Wrong Wrong Wrong, Felonious Activity, Bad Idea Jeans, Todd Bertuzzi, Marc Crawford, What A Fancy Boy

NHL Network To Commemorate The Trade That Ruined The NHL — 1 comment

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Twenty years ago this week, Wayne Gretzky was traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Ki … more →

Tags: Gary Bettman sucks, Bad MS Paint, NHL Network, Wayne Gretzky

MYFO's (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory — 8 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: I've Got It Bad, Got It Bad, Got It Bad... Welcome to another edition of MYFO’s (P)friday Perfun … more →

Tags: red wings, Lord Stanley's Cup, Not Hockey, Please excuse our lack of material, don't sue me, Mike Babcock, (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory

NHL Mascots: Exposed! (Volume IV) — 9 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Mascot Bukkake! Welcome to the fourth installment of MYFO’s NHL Mascots: Exposed! series. Toda … more →

Tags: Penguins, Lightning, Not Hockey, Lazy column ideas, Wrong Wrong Wrong, Bad Idea Jeans, Mascots Exposed, Bizarre Love Triangles

Chad Kroeger Ain't Got Shit On Me — 4 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Dear Coach Lemaire and Mr. Risebrough, I can’t believe what just happened. I thought we would … more →

Tags: Wild, Chopping Block, Mark Parrish, Nickelback Sucks Donkey Balls

Escape from Hockeytown, Part VI — 3 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Back by “popular” demand (and by “popular”, I mean a few of my fellow edito … more →

Tags: Not Hockey, Gary Bettman sucks, Lazy column ideas, MYFO Classic Movie Adaptations, No One's Going to Get This, escape from new york, Darren McCarty as Snake Plissken, Escape from Hockeytown, Gordie Howe as the Cabbie

A MYFO Special Announcement: Gary Bettman Is...Retiring? — 8 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Gary Bettman, since he truly has little else to do, has been watching the Brett Favre retirement/un … more →

Tags: NHL, Gary Bettman sucks, Retirement, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, Don't Ever Follow Brett Favre's Lead On Anything

NHL Mascots: Exposed (Volume III) — 1 comment

Weed Against Speed wrote 12 months ago: After a lengthy hiatus, MYFO is pleased to finally present the third installment of our “NHL … more →

Tags: Capitals, predators, Canucks, Not Hockey, Lazy column ideas, Wrong Wrong Wrong, What the fuck were you thinking?, Bad Idea Jeans, Mascots Exposed

Hey Kids, It's Summer Camp Time! Now Where Do You Little Bastards Want To Go? — 3 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 12 months ago: Hi, there. This is Derek Boogaard and I have some bad news. MYFO has generously afforded me the opp … more →

Tags: Wild, Lady Byng is a bitch, BOOGAARD!!!, Bad MS Paint, Related Posts Gadget Causes Unintentional Humor

Penthouse Forum's Letter of the Month — 6 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 year ago: Dear Penthouse Forum, I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this sto … more →

Tags: Profiles In Douchebaggery, Nightmare Fuel, Bad Idea Jeans, sean avery, Needs Less Phallic Humor, You Jackin' It?, Carl Monday Does Not Approve

Todd Bertuzzi's Exciting Business Opportunity - Hurry!

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 year ago: TSN.com reported yesterday that veteran Todd Bertuzzi has cleared waivers, giving the Ducks the abi … more →

Tags: Ducks, Free Agency, Undercover MYFO, Bad Idea Jeans, todd bertuzzi, Exciting Business Opportunity


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