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Fat lesson learned!

So the glue is gone. Technically I guess it was fish oil, but same difference. The Paleo Challenge has come and gone, and I am not the wiener. 428 more words

Weight Loss Contest (take 127)

Why I had #sex with an alien

First of all, it wasn’t an alien, it was Miley Cyrus. Actually, I believe he said that he is the father of Miley Cyrus. He was serenading me and telling me to not break his (#AchyBreaky) heart, and had me swooning. 544 more words

Weight Loss Contest (take 127)