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The Homophobic Agenda and Tim Tebow2 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Football is filled with homoerotic action but maintains an aggressively homophobic culture. There is … more →

Tags: Braze-on Dropout, jacksonville culture, Football, Tim Tebow, Homophobia, FBC

Monday Morning Vision Quest2 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Bartholomeow might be a hip alley cat now, but he was born a humble mouser on Hoyle Dempsey’s … more →

Tags: Braze-on Dropout, jacksonville culture, Bartholomeow, Mushrooms, Hoyle Dempsey

Monday Morning System Rash3 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: you maniacs! you blew it up! ah, damn you! god damn you all to hell! The apocalypse is a system. It … more →

Tags: Braze-on Dropout, jugallo funeral, Bartholomeow, Apocalypse Dudes

Friday Fun Factory2 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Grab the bordeaux from the chateau and don’t feed your Gizmo because it’s Friday in Jack … more →

Tags: Carnie Carnitas, Howie Dewdat, jugallo funeral, being on jacksonvilles sack, jacksonville culture

Monday Morning Saddle Rash4 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Apparently, Johan, there is a line. On one side is safe, positive, life-affirming, boring old … more →

Tags: Braze-on Dropout, jugallo funeral, show me how to score in jacksonville, this workaday world, oysters, jacksonville culture

Important Breaking News!19 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Stop the presses! Someone got a parking ticket downtown! This person is not just any old schmuck eit … more →

Tags: Braze-on Dropout, rad dudes, Jacksonville Politics, a whiff of throwup, Cycling, jacksonville news, jacksonville scene, jacksonville art

Yeah, It's Got a Semi1 comment

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Black Dan Hicken Due to the ever burgeoning automobile genitalia market Jacksonville group Car Snatc … more →

Tags: Black Dan Hicken, jugallo funeral, truck nuts, Now

Fuck That Shit - Florida-Georgia Weekend4 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Eddie "Donkeylipps" Gelfen I write all day long. That’s what I do. It’s not a … more →

Tags: Randy Bottoms, fuck that shit, rad dudes, donkeylips socks smell's taste, i gotta go take a shit

Scott Speicher Memorial in the Works3 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Man on the Street: Rich N. Camaro In an effort to spruce up Jacksonville morale and the economy Mayo … more →

Tags: Rich N. Camaro, Scott Speicher, thinking about your own skeleton, being on jacksonvilles sack, being sad

Friday Fun Factory5 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Gird your loins and break out the Kleenex because it’s FRIDAY in JACKSONVILLE–which mean … more →

Tags: Carnie Carnitas, being on jacksonvilles sack, The Opposite of Carnie Wilson, Jacksonville blogs

Frank Vandenbroucke is Dead5 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: How long will you continue to ride on a rim, knowing full well there is a crack forming around an ey … more →

Tags: Braze-on Dropout, Scott Speicher, thinking about your own skeleton, Cycling

Don't go to Artwalk tonight!2 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Instead, go to the secret Lauryn Hill show tonight at Eclipse. She’s performing under the fake … more →

Tags: Ric Steel, the opposite of rap snacks, jacksonville culture

Whacksonville: More Like 2 Live Crew than Like Crass5 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Once upon a time, a couple of rad-dudes named Steve Ignorant and Penny Rimbaud and their band Crass … more →

Tags: Braze-on Dropout, why cant i stop talkin like this, Jacksonville Politics, a whiff of throwup, What I Like, jacksonville culture, jacksonville news

Lynyrd Skynyrd: the Jonas Brothers of Europe10 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Carnie makes you wish you had three hands. The Jags’ glorious 45-16 victory yesterday against … more →

Tags: Carnie Carnitas, jugallo funeral, jax scene flickr, show me how to score in jacksonville, being on jacksonvilles sack

Fuck That Shit - Haters7 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Naw, I'm Just Playin Y'all - I Loves Your Guys All ya’ll haters! We’re about to … more →

Tags: Randy Bottoms, fuck that shit, rad dudes, Jacksonville blogs, colored pencil drawings of gary numan

comic thursday2 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Dirty white boy 004 "Future Sex+ing" … more →

Tags: Dirty White Boy, Jacksonville music, jugallo funeral, jacksonville dudes, rad dudes, why cant i stop talkin like this, bare thighs, a whiff of throwup, manwich

Reid Gray Would Die by a Sniper's Bullet: PV MILF-Mania Part II3 comments

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Shredded-coke-can-wielding, immigrant-seducing, cheating, doublecrossing, same-name-as-quarterback-h … more →

Tags: Spezz Meckman, The Opposite of Carnie Wilson, jacksonville news, ponte vedra milf, Jasmin Osmanovic, Cali Bowers

The strange tale of the pilfered Ponte Vedra MILF1 comment

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: I, Carnie Carnitas, had a dream last night that I was a kidnapped teenage girl being held captive in … more →

Tags: Carnie Carnitas, The Opposite of Carnie Wilson, LSD sweat, stories about rich people, the POS sandwich

Science Shocks + Robot Jox = 2 Rads + 1 ?

whacksonville wrote 3 years ago: Captured comet becomes moon of Jupiter Do tell. “It is remarkable that simple Newtonian gravitation … more →

Tags: Spezz Meckman, thinking about your own skeleton, Jacksonville blogs, jacksonville art, Science, Comets, Robots, Dinosaurs


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