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Dog Night Controversy!

Fighting broke out in the Maori nightclub in Halifax last night after Marl Bennet sensationally romped home in the DUFC Annual Grab A Granny night out to be then controversially thrown out of the contest for apparently forcing himself on senile, pissed up, desperate, incontinent old ladies. 537 more words

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Man raped, but admits he enjoyed it!

Police were last night looking for a man only known as Raymond after he brutally raped Ladysman Gill. In the snippet taken from the popular  but dull as shit social media site “Faceache” you can clearly see that a concerned local asks Mr Gill how it felt and he plainly admits it was “better than I imagined”. 284 more words

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Woman in levitation shocker!

A woman last night made a sensational, as yet unverified claim that she has developed the power of levitation and that she can literally walk on air. 395 more words

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Seed

How far in do we go?

To justify our promises so notorious

With lips entwined

Together we roll so refined

Working all through the night… 74 more words

Embrace The Silence

Shhhh

turn it down

pick yourself up off the ground

no more hate no more lies

embrace the silence in my eyes

shhhh

turn it down… 85 more words

Close My Eyes

No rain! Just another hot day, she closed my eyes when the sun was going down.
Ironic.
Didn’t see it coming, she had a flair it would seem for that kind of thing. 88 more words

I Surrender

I surrender

fall at your feet

I’m yours

eternal night coming

when I look in your eyes

full of tears

full of surprise

breathe deep from our kiss… 58 more words