I love Star Wars
I wear watches at right hand
I draw face in the opposite way they did
I speak sarcastic
I love space-rock music as represented by Muse… 120 more words
Mortie has always been a very good hunter. When his first two attempts at plying Schmoopie and me with gifts did not go as he might have hoped–dropping stunned mice on the bed in the middle of the night leads only to giant hairless apes giving chase and not, as he found out, to accolades and playdates with small mammals–he switched to more human-friendly quarry. 496 more words
As long as this guy finds me on other dating websites and asks me the same question, i will call him out on here!
And then he blocked me! Hahhaha