Album: Westlife
Artist: Where We Are
Label: RCA
Genre: Pop
Bitrate: 198kbps avg.
Time: 00:52:12 (71,3MB)
Rls Date: 2009-11-30
Rip Date: 2009-11-28

Tracklist:
01. What About Now 4:12
02. How To Break A Heart 4:04
03. Leaving 3:57
04. Shadows 4:01
05. Talk Me Down 4:01
06. Where We Are 3:57
07. The Difference 3:30
08. As Love Is My Witness 4:07
09. Another World 3:16
10. No More Heroes 3:56
11. Sound Of A Broken Heart 3:51
12. Reach Out 3:56
13. I’ll See You Again 5:17

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Efter 10 års konstant arbete tog Westlife en paus förra året för att hitta glädjen igen. Nu är det Irländska pojkbandet tillbaka med ett nytt studioalbum. De gästspelar i tv 4 “Idol” i samband med nästa veckas deltävling i Göteborg. -”Vi har aldrig varit bättre”, säger Mark Feehily. 1998 grundades Westlife. De har sålt drygt 40 miljoner album varav 650 000 exemplar i Sverige. De har släppt ett nytt album varje år i 9 år. Att resa jorden runt och sova i sovsäck långt hemifrån har frestat på, med utbrändhet som följd. Förra året bestämde sig Westlife för att ta en längre paus. De behövde lugn och ro på var sitt håll. “För att lära sig att älska det här livet igen”, som de uttrycker sig.

Men nu är Westlife tillbaka! Deras nya album är det ärligaste de nånsin har gjort. De har själva tagit aktivt del av skapandet av albumet. Låten “reach out” har Westlife skrivit och de har varit delaktiga i sångarrangemangen.

Personligen älskar jag Westlife. Deras sånger betyder mycket för mej. Inte minst när jag fick bröstcanceråterfall år 2007. Då låg jag under täcket och lyssnade på deras låt: “you raised me up”. Tårarna rann nedför mina kinder och jag kände mej buren av Gud. Vilken tröst jag fick av den sången!

Jag önskar Westlife all lycka och Guds bästa välsignelser!

On Thursday night, a Children in Need show at The Albert Hall saw performers such as Robbie Williams, Take That, Shirley Bassey, Dizzee Rascal, Sir Paul McCartney and so many more all take to the stage.

Friday hosted our annual Children in Need show and the stars turned out in force to back the charity. Terry Wogan and Tess Daly presented as Alesha Dixon kicked things off with a performance of her single ‘The boy does nothing’, accompanied by dancers from ‘Strictly Come Dancing’. From then on in we saw a series of sketches and routines that we are only ever likely to see when it’s raising money for charity.

Fiona Bruce and a team of newsreaders ditched their usually smart attire for something a little bit easier to dance in…and teamed up with street dance act Diversity to show us what they’re made of.

Throughout the night we saw the cast of ‘Eastenders’ singing and dancing away in a one-off special and performances from Pixie Lott, Paloma Faith, JLS and Westlife.

The show also saw the first airing of the Children in Need charity single featuring classic children’s characters such as ‘Postman Pat’ and ‘Bagpuss’ singing a medley of popular songs and has been put together by Peter Kay. The Official Children In Need Medley by Peter Kay’s Animated All Star Band  is now available to buy in shops or to download online.

 To donate to Children in Need click :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey/donate

Yes, covers. everbody has that cover of a song they consider blaspemous, and yet others will say are brilliant. But, do they have a point?

Cover songs are (in my opinion) essential to music. If you want to get into a band, and you have no idea where to start; find some covers they have done. They allow you to get a good grasp of what the band sound like.

Mariah Carey’s sales over at the UK haven’t been doing so great. She has recently announced that she is working again with aging pop band Westlife. The last time she worked with them was with her last number one single in the UK – a cover of Phil Collins’ “Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now).” She hoping to revive Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel with the now-foursome even though they don’t have as much clout as they used to. What could it be? A re-do of “Angels Cry?” That’s the only thing from the album that would work and is not already released.

Just a smile and the rain is gone
Can hardly believe it
There’s an angel standing next to me
Reaching for my heart
Just a smile n there’s no way back
Can hardly believe it
But there’s an angel calling me
Reaching 4 my heart
I know that i’ll be ok now
This time it’s real
I lay my love on u
It’s all i wanna do
Every time i breathe
I feel brand new
U open up my heart
Show me all u’r love n walk right through
As i lay my love on u
I was lost in a lonely place
Could hardly believe it
Holding on to yesterday
Far far too long
Now i believe it’s ok cause
This time it’s real.
I never knew that love could feel so good
Like a once in a lifetime
You change my world
I lay my love on u
U make me feel brand new
Show me u’r love n walk right through
As i lay my love on u

Choosing the first single to cover in this blog was always going to be tricky. I spent all day trying to choose the right song and I could find positives and negatives with every track I chose. And then I remembered what this blog was supposed to be about: the song that was in my head most that day. And so I’ve opted for LFO’s 1999 hit, ‘Girl On TV’.

Remembered mainly (at least by guys) for its video with the stunning Jennifer Love Hewitt (the lyrics were actually written about her), this song has everything that was reminiscent of the era.  Typical and yet distinctive lead vocals? Check. Great vocal harmonies? Check. Obligatory rap by a bloke that can’t actually rap? Check. With the current lack of boy bands (JLS and, regrettably, Westlife aside) you can’t help but feel that if this single were released now it would be a massive hit and the band wouldn’t have been so overlooked and quickly forgotten.

Opening with a prominent piano line that is replaced with a simple acoustic guitar for the verses and returns for the choruses, this song came out around the time that r’n'b first seemed to appear in pop groups. This is also evident in the raspy, almost David Lynden Hall-esque lead vocals and the laid back charm to the entire track, while the rap can’t help but to back the claim up. It was in the late 90s period that I most loved r’n'b too (I’m looking at Destiny’s Child and Dru Hill especially) and this song reminds me a little of ‘Westside’ by TQ, which is definitely a good thing.

It really is a shame that there were so many incredible boy bands (or in this case, male vocal harmony group) that appeared at the same time. These, along with the likes of BBmak and O-Town, never really hit the heights that they were capable of purely due to the saturation in the market. I bloody love this song even now though and regard it amongst the best pop songs of all time. The fact that it came out on my fifteenth birthday doesn’t make me feel old at all!

It’s quite petrifying to think anyone would have anything Westlife related tattooed on themselves. But when people tattoo Westlife’s FACES on themselves, you begin to worry for the fate of the human race.

I decided to collect some pictures of Westlife-related tattoos, starting with the real crazies and slowly working our way to “only fairly insane”.

In 2004, The Sun, my favorite tabloid, ran this story of the frau Beth Evans, that had Westlife’s faces (minus Brian) tattooed on her back.

THERE’S no going back for Westlife fan Beth Evans – she’s got tattoos of all of them.

The mum, 32, planned to have a tiger until a pal suggested the tribute to her favourite band.

So she spent TEN hours and £200 having the lads – Kian Egan, Mark Feehily, Nicky Byrne and Shane Filan – inked on.

Beth said: “I couldn’t choose between them so I had them all. I was in agony but it proves to the world I am their most dedicated fan. I’m the only woman who takes Westlife to bed every night.”

Divorced Beth, from Swansea, can’t see the tattoo without mirrors but kids Nikki, ten, Lizzie, four, and Joseph, three, think it’s cool.

Last night singer Nicky, 26, told The Sun the band want a peek. He joked: “We could sign her back and she could have that tattooed on!”

The petrifying thing is she thinks this makes her the most dedicated fan. No wonder her husband divorced her!

This created a dangerous precedent and in 2008, Vicky Jones, another demented frau from Abercwmboi in the Cynon Valley, had Westlife’s faces (minus Brian again) tattooed on her back for her 40th birthday. They even signed it.

3am ran the story. Slow news day, The Mirror?

Westlife fan Vicky Jones shows she really backs the boy band – with this tattoo.

The mum-of-four spent 16 hours having their faces etched on her back for her 40th birthday.

Jobless Vicky, who has seen 300 Westlife gigs, said: “The kids reckon I’m crazy but the tattoos are fabulous. All my money goes on Westlife – about £4,000 a year. I must be their biggest fan.”

Singers Shane Filan, Nicky Byrne, Mark Feehily and Kian Egan added their autographs two months ago, which she then had inked over.

Daughter Stacey, 18, said: “Mum’s too obsessed if you ask me.” Vicky, of Aberdare, South Wales, said of long-suffering husband Colin, 42: “He can’t abide Westlife but he doesn’t say a lot.”

Here’s another picture because you can never have enough of this shit.

In her RateMyInk page she writes:

Im a massive westlife fan i have seen them over 200 times i have their names tattooed on my arm westlife written on the bottom of my back and in the process of having their faces on the top of my back.I love going to concerts playing music travelling i am married with children.People thinks im nuts for the money i spend on westlife expecially now i am having their faces on my back and my god it hurt but worth it.

Some less insane yet nevertheless disturbing tattoos.

Westlife covered the song “Butterfly Kisses” on their “The Love Album”…

A tard had THIS done because Kian has this on his ankle. The fact he totally regretted having this done matters not to her.

I have no words left.

Intrebat de un prieten din WoW ce prefer Westlife sau Boyzone i-am raspuns “I’ll get back to you on that one” =)). So… help!

Stiu ca blondina aia nu-i din trupa da’ da bine la cantec.

OKAY we know that bands do not make a lot of money from selling records anymore because of illegal downloads etc

But I never thought I would see the day that a band such as Westlife would cash in on the celebrity endorsed perfume craze to make up for lack of funds elsewhere.

Following in the footsteps of Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera, Kylie Minogue, Peter Andre…the list goes on and on, Irish crooners Westlife have released the originally titled eau de perfume Westlife X in time for Christmas…surely cover version would have been a better title?

Yes girls you can smell how Nicky, Shane, Kian and Mark want you to and boys you could soon as well now that the lads are also planning on releasing an aftershave.

Nicky said: “We had lots of different samples to choose from and this is going back to even before we took a year off, to make the exact scent we wanted.”

Mark added: “We custom designed all the packaging as well. We like to get involved in our artwork, whether it’s for our tour or whether it’s for our album so it’s something that we kind of took pleasure in doing.”

Check out the lads doing what they do best with new song What About Now -

Just wanted to share a great photo with you all of my beautiful niece, Chloe, who was involved in the turning on the lights on Grafton Street last night.  She has just been appointed as one of Brown Thomas’ Christmas Genies.  Check out this picture of her with Santa and Westlife!  Not sure how accurately this link is working but bear with it!

Wow, how did I manage to miss the fact Westlife have their own perfurme (the deeper question here would be WHY do Westlife have their own perfurme but lets put that aside for a moment because such questions never have real answers). What more, it appears Westlife seemed to miss it, too. Cause while the thing has been in stores for a year now, they only now remembered to launch it in a press event at the Four Seasons in Dublin.

Mr. Paparazzi came up with a fun little article on how unethusiastic Westlife look at the launch (and they do). 3am went on to describe this perfume release as “boredom and despair” (my personal favorite). The tards didn’t appreciate this. Mr. Paparazzi’s post was met with a few amusing comments.

they’re only trying to keep in the public eye because nobody listens to their music anymore.

Well you can imagine how that earns the wrath of the fraufallo herd.

excuse me, people do listen to their music if they didnt would they bother bringing out a perfume. I agree they have had one hell of a year cut these guys some slack. How can anyone say theyre crap or slate them when they’ve had 14 number ones, 1st 7 numbers one going in at number one which is chart record. Nobody else has done that. The perfume has been on sale in various shops since last year.

How does the perfume have anything to do with their music?

The perfume is amazing i have 4 box sets. I met Nicky last year 2 weeks after it came out. They are not trying to keep in the public eye cause nobody likes their music, If nobody like their music then why the hell did 85,000 fans go to see them at Croke park they must be doing something right

FOUR? You have FOUR box sets of this thing? Come on, you can’t possibly tell me this is better than actual brand name perfumes, right?

They could have washed themselves!

They do look a bit underkept…

Nah, nobody listens to their music anymore except the people who sent their latest single at number 2 in the charts. They’re just doing what they’ve been doing for 11 years, promotion, long, gruelling days of promotion. Except that Nicky has just lost his dad less than 2 weeks ago, so forgive them for not being all smiley-smiley.

Ooooh a reverse sarcasm sort of trick. Wow. I didn’t realize the tards are capable of sarcam. But hey, here’s a thought, maybe they don’t look enthusiastic because it’s a dumbfuck idea and they don’t really get why they had to release this thing in the first place, let alone AGAIN. As if they don’t have enough on their plates (a hardly promoted album & single).

gay,gay,gay and more gay

What a lovely way to end a post.

Hace unos dias se me ha dado por escuchar a “The Beatles” “Westlife” & “Lifehouse”

¡Qué desperdicio de tiempo!

¿Cómo es posible que recien a esta edad los escuche!?

Soy de lo peor…

Tanto TVXQ, SuJu, SHINee y 2NE1 que no me di cuenta que también habia muy buena música.

Claro no me arrepiento de escuchar a mis grupos favoritos, solo que… no sé.

Me encantan *-*

Las que más me gustan son “You raise me up” & “If I let you Go” de Westlife.

ahhh~~

Seguiré escuchando a TVXQ, eso es más que obvio.

Pero de ahora en adelante, escucharé los demás grupos con más frecuencia.

(:

Por otro lado… *-*

Mi amigaaaaza “Goong♥” me envió una carta desde donde ella recide, México hasta mi país. Lima – Perú *-* ahhh~~ Me encantóooooooo..

Ella es tan tan tan geniaL! Me gustó todo lo que me escribió. Fue como sentirla maás cerca a mi T_T” La extraño y nunca la he tenido a mi lado.

¿Acaso eso no es genial?!

Voy a ver si me decido y le tomo foto a la carta y la subo. *-*

Le doy gracias a la vida por bendecirme con amistades tan valiosas como las que tengo.

Todas las amigas que tengo son de lo mejor. Jamás me arrepentiré por haberlas conocido. Hay veces en las que pienso que tengo más de lo que meresco. Porque… qué he sido en mi vida anterior para ser tan afortunada de tenerlas?

Gracias amigas.

Gracias vida.

Gracias Dios.

Que bien lo hacen algunos, y que mal otros…

Estamos en el mes de Noviembre, y es uno de los más esperados para los amantes de la música pues la mayoría de los lanzamientos internacionales se hacen durante estos días, con el fin de incrementar salvajemente las ventas de discos en Navidad…

Robbie Williams, Alejandro Sanz, Leona Lewis, Britney Spears, y más…

Comencemos por los hispanohablantes:

ALEJANDRO SANZ – Paraíso Express
Así es como parece que has hecho tu nuevo disco… Express. Desde “No Es Lo Mismo” con el que me sorprendiste con un nuevo sonido mucho más mestizo y cuidado… nada ha sido lo mismo… “El tren de los momentos” no paró en mi estación… pasó más que desapercibido… y lo mismo va a ocurrir con este nuevo álbum. Aunque tiene muy buenas letras (Alejandro es un poeta moderno), la única canción que me llama realmente la atención es “Looking for Paradise“, el dúo con Alicia Keys.
Y te creerás innovador con títulos como “Mi Peter Punk”…

DAVID BISBAL: Sin Mirar Atrás
Pero es que parece que tampoco ha mirado hacia delante. Sigue estancado en el soniquete latino… en fin… me esperaba algo más internacional… Sobre el disco decir que no me disgusta, pero tampoco me gusta, me quedo con “24 Horas” y “Mi Princesa“; el single “Esclavo De Sus Besos” tampoco está mal. Eso sí, si por mi fuese eliminaría del mapa musical “Al Andalus”… ¡Madre mía que horror de canción! (puedes escuchar este despropósito aquí)

CHENOA: Desafiando La Gravedad
Lo que le gusta a ella un desafío… Pues ME GUSTA SU DISCO! La portada me parece horrorosa, el vídeo de “Duele”, el single, no me encanta, (demasiado beso, eso sí en el piano está preciosa)… y del álbum destaco la canción buenrrollista “Buenas Noticias” y la divertida “Lo Que Te Haría”… Está bien…

SHAKIRA: She Wolf
Muy Bien, una canción genial, un vídeo súper chulo, y un disco de 10 con próximos hits geniales como “Did It Again” y “Why Wait” (también incluidas en español…) Shakira siempre sabe hacer las cosas bien, mezcla su peculiar voz, con sonidos diferentes y coreografías sugerentes, muy sugerentes… y a todo eso le añade un vídeo perfecto y su sencillez como persona… Conclusión: además de llevarse de calle a todos sus fans, se lleva mucho dinerito por los ingresos de sus ventas. (de eso se trata).

CHERYL COLE: 3 Words
Muy bien hecho también, el disco en si es una patraña… una voz limitada y nada innovador… pero el single… WOOOOW!!!! ME ENCANTA “Fight For This Love” es todo un exitazo en el Reino Unido, número uno en las listas, y tarareado por todos!. Acompañado por un vídeo correcto y una coreografía sugerente, lo único que le falla es la puesta en escena en directo… (ver actuación en “X Factor”) Para empezar, no nos pretendas a engañar con ese comienzo en directo y el resto en playback… da el cante un montón!, y si seguimos… podría criticar tu ropa… caras… etc…

ROBBIE WILLIAMS: Reality Killed The Video Star
Partiendo de la base de que todo lo que haga Rob me gusta… he de decir que este nuevo y esperado disco simplemente me gusta… No me encanta, no tiene temazos como “Angels” o “Rock DJ” pero está bien… “Bodies” me gusta mucho y “Do You Mind?” también. Robbie siempre es imprescindible, un disco digno de ser escuchado y re-escuchado!

LEONA LEWIS: Echo
Muy bien también por Leona, hace lo que sabe hacer, y lo hace muy bien. Echo es un disco genial, redondo, con una tesitura vocal de mezzo-soprano perfecta y unas melodías para no cansarte de oír… Me gusta mucho. Es un disco relajado al estilo de “Spirit”. Era difícil hacer un buen disco superando a “Spirit” y más siendo una artista salida de un Talent Show… pero Leona Lewis lo ha hecho.

BRITNEY SPEARS: 3
Esta chica, como siempre, puede hacer lo que quiera… Ahora se saca de la manga un nuevo disco con todos sus singles y así de paso hace más caja a costa de sus fans… pero de regalo incluye un nuevo single. Pegadizo, con polémica (habla sobre los tríos… sexuales) un video normalito y una portada muy simple, así es “3″. La verdad es que se lo podía haber currado más… pero no paro de cantar la canción. 1, 2, 3… or 4, on the floor…

ALEXANDRA BURKE: Overcome
Otra ganadora de “X Factor” (como Leona Lewis) que lo está haciendo muy bien. Acaba de publicar su primer disco en el mercado discográfico y aquí, en Londres TODOS cantamos y bailamos “Bad Boys“. El single mola mucho, es pegadizo, viene acompañado por un video genial, y el disco está muy bien también. Canciones muy cañeras como “All Night Long”, y otras para erizarte el vello de todo el cuerpo como “The Silence“. Una muy buena opción para un regalo de Navidad.

RIHANNA: Rated R
Lo que le va a esta la polémica… y parecía una santa. Después de ser agredida por Chris Brown, dijo que se sintió como Britney, acosada por la prensa y rodeada por los paparazzi, y parece que le mola este royo… Recientemente en una entrevista habló sobre los malos tratos… todo vale para vender más.(espero que sirva de ejemplo para muchas mujeres). Me encanta Rihanna, pero no estoy muy de acuerdo con la elección de sus nuevos singles. Tanto “Russian Roulette” como “Hard” me parecen más que descafeinados, un flopazo total! (Flop: single que no alcanza el puesto esperado en las listas de éxitos.) Me esperaba mucho más de ella la verdad… en cualquier caso, y después de escucharla varias veces… “Russian Roulette” me gusta algo más… Aquí puedes escuchar una preview con varios temas del disco.

LADY GAGA: The Fame Monster
Que bien se lo monta la Gaga… reedita su disco y añade 8 canciones nuevas hablando sobre la parte negativa que la fama conlleva… para colmo son TE-MA-ZOS. Desde “Bad Romance” a “Alejandro” pasando por “Dance In The Dark” y “Telephone” el dúo con Beyoncé. Tengo muchas ganas de que salga a la venta (solo faltan 4 días). De momento también podemos disfrutar de “Video Phone“. Beyoncé y Lady Gaga juntas para la versión del tema con motivo de  la reedición del disco de Beyoncé.

JAMIE CULLUM: The Pursuit
Aunque solo sea por la versión que hace en él de “Don´t Stop The Music” ya merece la pena… es un discazo que entusiasmará a los amantes del jazz y sorprenderá al púbico en general. Jamie lleva mucho mucho tiempo haciendo música, y de la buena, pero quizá sea ahora cuando llegué a un público más amplio al hacer esta fantástica versión del tema de Rihanna. En cualquier caso, el video está genial, la portada del disco también. ¡Un 10 en conjunto!

WHITNEY HOUSTON: I Look To You
No se lo está currando tanto como debería, es normal, está muy cascada… pero el disco está chulo… Aunque a juzgar por su aparición en “X Factor” interpretando “Million Dollar Boy”… está algo tocada no… ha perdido voz, y parece que tiene “mono”… está rara (mirad el final del video, al terminar la actuación, su comportamiento es cuanto menos raro). En cualquier caso sigue siendo una diosa y el disco está muy bien. Me gusta mucho “I Took To You” y el uso que hace en ella de su voz y tesitura.

SUGABABES: Sweet 7
Madre mía, a estas les ha pasado de todo. Ésta es la cuarta formación del grupo… con eso lo digo todo. Siguen haciendo buena música, o buena música comercial. Este nuevo disco promete ser mucho más americano en lo que al sonido se refiere (y no se si eso me va a gustar). Hace meses, y con Keisha todavía en el grupo ya pudimos escuchar “Get Sexy“, el primer single, que me encanta… Más tarde tuvieron que grabar el nuevo video con Jade, la nueva, y ex-representante del Reino Unido en Eurovisión… La canción en cuestión era “About A Girl” (aquí podéis ver el video). Para el disco habrá que esperar todavía un poco más… “Sweet 7″ debía salir al mercado el próximo 23 de Noviembre, pero como Amelle ha estado en un centro de desintoxicación en Austria, y todo este lío de la chica nueva… se retrasa hasta el 22 de Febrero de 2010… Aunque unas semanas antes ya podremos escuchar “Wear My Kiss”, el tercer single de este álbum que se hace el remolón. Estoy deseando que se vuelvan a juntar las Sugababes originales…

WESTLIFE: Where We Are
Si te gustan las baladas y el pop de los 90, seguro que te gustan Westlife. El cuarteto Irlandés publica el próximo 30 de Noviembre su nuevo álbum, del que ya hemos escuchado el single “What About Now” (aquí puedes ver el video de su actuación en “X Factor”). A mi la verdad es que la canción me gusta. Nada nuevo, pero está bien.

Esto es todo por ahí, informado desde Londres, capital de la música pop. jeje. Para la próxima hablaré de los discos uno por uno… y los analizaré más en detalle.

Espero que os hayan gustado mis recomendaciones.

DavidMoreno!

Tard fiction is strange. Westlife tard fiction is even stranger. It is mostly compiled of slash because in the eyes of tards, Westlife must never sleep with other women, it’s better off that they sleep among each other. Even if in reality they’re happily married to women and have kids.

But today’s post is not slashy. I decided that would be too predictable. So I digged in the interweb’s shit-fiction central, FanFiction.net, and pulled out a delightful little story that combines… hold on tight to your granny panties – Westlife and Harry Potter!

Synopsis:

Professor Gilderoy Lockheart is back. After a series of mental examinations and test, he finally got his memory back. The word that he is a phony had already spread like wildfire in the Wizard’s world; ashamed he then decided to live with the Muggles. Equipped with a dashing smile (Winner of the Witch Weekly most charming smile), he then becomes a band manager of an Irish boy band.

The band has gained popularity in the Wizard’s world. When Hermione re-established SPEW (Sisterhood Party Enthusiastic about Westlife), a fan club with Ginny as the Vice-president, Ron is jealous, Neville is furious, Draco does not get the attention he usually gets and Harry is envious because Cho Chang has a deep crush with Nicky (One of the band’s member). Draco then decided to use their long family secret weapon, “The Malfoy’s Charm.”, which is more powerful than any love potion and much deadlier than Avada Kedavra

Harry then heard a plan to assassinate Dumbledore, it will be done by a spy in Hogwarts. Can the gang stop it before it was to late?

* As this fanfiction during happened the sixth year. People who have not read the first four books may find some spoilers.

* Disclaimer – I do not own the characters of Harry Potter, they belong to J.K. Rowling. In addition I do not own Westlife. This is just a fanfic and I hope you enjoy.

The events in this story happened during 6th year in Hogwart’s.

Um. Lockheart having his memory back is disturbing enough, but what the hell is he doing managing Westlife? Guess we’ll have to read on to find out! Here’s a lovely scene from the first chapter! Yay!

Harry hardly slept that day, he was still thinking of what he dreamt. Although by this time he had already forgotten some of the details.

Harry got out of his bed and went downstairs .By time he was halfway in the stairs he heard a loud sound and placed his hand near his ear in order to hear it more clearly.

It was the television set, tuned very loud. As he went down further, he realized that it was Dudley who is watching TV. But unlike the other days when Dudley used to watch the cartoons Powerpuff girls that he and Aunt Petunia quarrels on which show to watch because Aunt Petunia’s soap favorite soap opera has the same time as his cartoons. Dudley was watching a different show; he was watching MTV (Music Television).

Harry decided to watch TV. The female VJ in the show does not look familiar; Harry does not watch TV often. But he can read in a caption that the VJ’s name is Amanda Griffin.

“Good Morning to all of you. Today we have a very special episode. Do you know why?” asked Amanda confidently with an Australian accent.

“Yeh Yeh continue,” said Dudley while eating Potato chips. Harry thought that if Aunt Petunia sees this, Dudley would be in big trouble.

“Today we have a special guest, we have an interview with the manager of the famous Irish boy band Westlife!” exclaimed Amanda with enthusiasm.

Harry then heard in the background of girls are screaming.

“And now let us welcome Mr. Gilderoy Lockheart.”

Harry almost dropped his jaw, he cannot believe on what he heard. For a moment he thought that it was a different Gilderoy Lockheart, and not his former Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. But as he saw the man appeared in TV, what he thought was wrong.

“Good Mourning! Ladies and Beautiful women, a pleasant day to you all especially to you Amanda,” said Lockheart with a strange British accent. Harry was even surer that it was Lockheart when he smiled; the same old smile that won the Witch weekly. But his clothes were different; he wears pure white polo and slacks. What Harry finds weird is his hat, it was black and does not match the other garments.

“First of all. I would like to invite all of you to the Westlife concert. I am sure that you will all enjoy it,” said Lockheart.

“Okay! We will be giving two free tickets to lucky callers who can answer our three questions. Please call 4534342 to participate,” VJ Amada said.

To Harry’s surprise Dudley quickly grabbed the phone and dialed, he dropped the Potato Chips in the floor.

“Goood Morning, Is thiis M-MTV?” asked Dudley.

Harry then realized Dudley has managed to call MTV.

“Oh hello, we have a lucky caller. Can I know you name please?” asked VJ Amanda.

“He-helloo, I am Dudu-udley,” answered Dudley nervously.

“Oh hello Du-udley, Are you ready to answer our 3 questions to win you the ticket?”

“Ye-es.”

“Okay, for our first question. Give the title of Westlife latest album?”

Dudley then checked the contents of his bag then answered “Coast to Coast.”

“Very good, Du-udley and now for our second question. Who was the model featured in the video Uptown girl?”

“Aaaa, Claudia Schiffer,” Dudley answered and now perspiring even though the temperature is cold.

“And now Du-udley for our final question which will make you win the tickets. Are you nervous?”

“No-oo of course I am not.”

“Who are the five members of the Boy band Westlife?”

“Aaa-aaah Mark Feehily, Shane Filan, Kian Egan, Bryan Mcfadden and and…”

Dudley then paused for a while thinking.

“Aaa A Aaa.”

Harry then thought for a while, he remembered the times when Dudley mistreats him. Harry suddenly had an idea to get even with Dudley.

“Vernon Dursley,” Harry whispered to Dudley.

“and Vernon Dursley!” Dudley exclaimed confidently.

“Who the hell is Vernon Dursley!” exclaimed Lockheart.

“I am sorry Du-udley, the member that you forgot to mention is Nicky Byrne,” Amanda paused with a giggle.

“Better luck next time,” then the VJ hanged the phone.

Harry also giggled, trying to stop himself to burst into laughter.

Dudley turned red and suddenly went to Harry. He lifted Harry by its shirt. But as he is going to punch him he remembered Harry’s Godfather, Sirius Black. He was afraid that he may turn-up and takes revenge. He placed Harry down.

Wow. JK Rowling, take note, you have a serious contender here.

I can’t wait to see how this saga continues, can you? We shall see, next time!

It looks like you guys seem to like Kerry Twigley, the crazy Marvin tard. For some reason this unpromoted little blog has had 60 entries on the 8th of November, most of them viewed the Kerry post. So I decided to give you more of this delightful demented crazy, because I love her so.

Kerry is a born stalker. On any given forum she frequents, most of the posts she starts are usually about meeting this or that celebrity.

Lets examine a few of those, shall we?

OMG!!!!! i saw mark and kevin on Marks Birthday

omg …love them so much on marks birthday decided to go and deliver his cad personally we walked and walked and had just about given up hope of finding his hous when an audi Q7 black came near us we saw the number plat end went shiiit! its marks! he was drivin with kevin he saw us n was shocked to se us … we walked on a bit and startd to give up again when we looked round and there was therehouse …complete wth audi in drive way … we then saw mark and kevin at window waving lke mad at us and thehad big smiles … my mate debbie showed him the card and he laughed and smiled we ,eft the card on his wall … and wentto go n noticed him and kevin waving llke loons at us soooooooooooo adorable!!!!!!!!! love them so much ….. then they dove by us again as we walked up the rd! …..was amazing and it is 100% defo the house that was photographed ihe sunday wqrld th day of croke btw writn this on crap keyboard in Dublin hotel s sorry for mistakes

I find a few aspects of this story disturbing, not least the fact she knows his license plate number, and the fact Mark and Kevin seem to be enabling this behavior. Well, Marky boy, don’t look so shocked then.

Another stalker replies.

Awwww thats great!!
You must have walked for ages! I remember driving their and itwas so out of town lol. Im glad you have confirmed its def that house, as I was there in December and although a car like his was in the drive itwas kinda hidden by the hedge so I was unsure

Exchanging notes, I see.

The voice of reason emerges, but it is a faint one.

Congratulations, but I don’t think, for the sake of their privacy, that you should be confirming the address on a public forum. LOL

So Kerry defends herself.

the house tho was published in sunday world in a photo i wasnt saying where it is and i wont even if asked ….wouldnt do that that to mark

You wouldn’t do that but you’d show up at his door step on his birthday to hand deliver a freakin’ card. That’s not an invasion of privacy, surely?

19 days later, this tard chimed in.

Hi, thought I’d better let you know that the house in the Sunday World wasn’t Mark’s. I’m just back from Sligo and found that out.

How? You went and knocked on the door? How did you find out?!

Remember Kerry’s uncanny ability to meet Nicky at random places?

omg i met nicky byrne today at the airport there was just me and my mate and the usuals

he was so lovely … he saw me smiled n said HELLO! i was like omg but i said hi back and he was chattin to the usuals and he saw me n my mate at the back n went how are you to girls your quiet at the back there! ….
and we got our photos with him … mine didnt come out so i had to ask for another one

“The usuals” is a bunch of saddos that seem to show up at the airport every time without fail whenever Nicky is flying somewhere. He’s aware of them.

Hah! You go, Nicholas. By the way, notice the different dates and the fact he says “again”. Yep, they went twice – when he landed and when he flew off again.

But back to Kerry!

yeh im not one of the manc birds tho as he put it

thats june lynzi charlotte heather etc
and they are HORRIBLE …. they are the ones that virtually outted mark on .com ….. think youl remember the marvin topics that appeared in august 2005 just before he came out

that was them n they got banned perminanrly from .com and i know for a fact shane kian and mark cant stand em

and i got told frm 2 diff sources that at one point the lads considered restraining orders on em but nicky wouldnt

was lovely to see him but wish hed stop being nice to them coz all they do is bully other fans …

Y’all remember how I said we’ll observe Kerry’s keyboard battles and manipulative games? There you go, bad mouthing other stalkers (as if she’s any better) and using one of her favorite insults: the word “bully”. In Kerry’s world, the definition of “bully” is anyone who is not nice to her, even if she’s not nice to that person to begin with and actually deserves what she gets. But hey! They’re BULLIES, which makes them EVIL and makes the innocent forum-goer feel sorry for this blob of a human being.
I also love her ability to spell. She has a degree in English, don’t you know.

Another tard feels that naming and shaming other stalkers is not fair.

yeah i don’t like fans like that either, but there is no point in telling them by name on here. At least that is what i think.

I disagree. And so does Kerry!

why not everyone in the uk hates em lol including the lads and i havent said there names … they call themselves the manchester girsl and i simply said im not one thats all and explained they wernt the nicest of people

and why shouldnt fans be aware … that nicky is taking the piss out of them on twitter etc

You did say names, but lets not be petty, alright? Just remember you said this when you find this blog and call me a bully for outing you and your insane ways.

I will leave you with this delightful picture of Kerry and poor Nicky, again. The picture did turn out in the end, aren’t you relieved?

WAHHH! Um. Okay. Maybe not.