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Another tale of this heap of sheep

This heap of sheep doesn’t know about brains

if it did

it might use them to design better drains

which could help keep it dry… 15 more words



It’s the sound that
wincing makes
As I rip up carpet
and other
various flooring in
Waiting for the rain to start… 17 more words


Men Who Give Up on Sex After Not Experiencing Instantaneous Wetness.

It seems as though there’s some sort of disconnect between “men’s” expectations of how instantaneously a woman should get wet versus what actually goes in to getting her wet. 166 more words

Shower sex

Yes! I did get sex in the shower on Wednesday night. It was sooo good!

Yes, this is my body type… yes, this is me. I have a big ass, big thighs, and a smaller waist…. 38 more words