Hey! Want to learn about airports and shit while watching my first proper acting gig? I’m so versatile I have three parts. At least I think it’s three parts. 330 more words
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Holy shit, guys! Honestly, I think I might have made the greatest blend of coffee of all time. I’m not going to tell you what’s in it because I know how business works. 234 more words
Swigging Sprite 'Cause This Bitch Don't Give a Fuck or; I'm Going to Become an Immigrant. A Legal Immigrant. Like That Sting Song or; Quick, Catchy Titles.
I keep having these dreams where I have to run away from something, but my legs are to tired but then it turns out if I run backwards I’m pretty fast. 747 more words