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F-Bombs Go BOOM!
Apparently I only have one to three consistent readers. I’m not disappointed by this, but…y’know…I wouldn’t mind some more. Spread the word people! I can write things and maybe make people laugh! I ha… more →
Dew Debauchee
F-Bombs Go BOOM!
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dewdebauchee wrote 11 months ago: Apparently I only have one to three consistent readers. I’m not disappointed by this, but…y’know…I w … more →
Invincible by Evasion
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dewdebauchee wrote 11 months ago: …uh, hi. So, I know you were all worrying but I do not need (1) money so I can be bailed out of jail … more →
The Winter of My Discontent...and the Mafia
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dewdebauchee wrote 12 months ago: Hey Mother Nature!? QUIT IT! Seriously! I don’t like it. Ok, intrawebz…Mother Nature is seriously st … more →
Bodily Fluids and My Childhood
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I don’t feel so good right now. Physically, I mean. For reasons unknown to me, I ended up waking up … more →
Punch Me In the Face
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Holy crap! I’m bored and have nothing to do! (sorta) So I did a long survey…loooooooong survey. 1)Ar … more →
I Pod, Therefore I Am a Freak
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I kind of liked the last ipod poem, but I thought it was too depressing, so here’s a new one! A Lett … more →
Not In the Whole Wide Bed...
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Remember that time I said I have the largest, most comfortablest bed in the whole most widest world? … more →
White Stuff
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I woke up late today. Why? I don’t know…one of my two alarms didn’t go off. But I wasn’t worried abo … more →
If You Value Your Sanity...DO NOT READ
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I did a very very mean thing last night. I had to! I had to put Speedle in his place and end the non … more →
Clue Me In, Lois Lowry.
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Last night, a man told me I was beautiful in the bathroom. Re-reading that sentence, and my poor g … more →
There's a Snake In My Boot Pants!
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: So, the votes are in! I am going to be Woody (Toy Story) for Halloween! I shopped for all of the … more →
Maybe I'll be a Condom for Halloween...
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: The Receptionist is getting angry with me. I didn’t realize how long it had been since I last update … more →
By Avo, I'm Good...
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: So…y’know how I lost my position as Best Boyfriend Ever? (see: Anagrams Smanagrams;) Y’know how I’ … more →
At Least it's Not Split Pea Soup...
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: So, y’all. I don’t know why, but I really like typing the word “y’all” lately. I don’t say it. I w … more →
Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Work is sometimes an interesting place. First and foremost, our company is run by middle aged wome … more →
Tuxedo Piggy Mask
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: um. I don’t know what to write about. Speedle suggested Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Well, mor … more →
