ДОЛУ ГАЩИТЕ!

ВРЕМЕ Е ЗА РАЗГОНЕН ПЕТЪК… ТРИНАЙСТИ!

В чест на този свещен ден, ви нося това иначе толкова вдъхновяващо видео, родено от много изпит алкохол, една безсънна нощ и това, че очевидно никак не ме бива с Windows moviemaker or whateverthefuck. Представям ви “Jizz in my pаnts” 13 пъти, когато Уентуърт Милър свърши… а може би и повече…

NAO WATCH THIS

AND CUM IN PEACE

Скъпи Уент,
Не че очаквам да си спазиш обещанието, което даде когато се появи изненадващо на Хелоуин и превзе коментарите или нещо такова, но помисли над тази невероятна възможност, докато някоя самотна вечер си седиш в креслото, пушиш си лулата и се чудиш накъде да поеме кариерата ти, защото ТИ имаш талант. Да, определено… ти идва… отвътре…

Искрено напушена разгонена
Мередит

ПиЕмЕс: Голо парти в коментарите, йо. Да, Уент, това включва и теб. Hit me baby one more time!

Oh Butters. You’re most precious child ever. How South Park survived without you for so long, I’ll never know.

Simpsons didn’t do THAT! ‘What What (In The Butt)’ by Butters Scotch, Originally by Samwell:

I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Lets do it in the butt, okay…

Eu não tenhu palavras certas pra descrever isso, mas pode-se ver que “isso é uma bixona”.

Assistam o vídeo e vocês me entenderão.

E como o pessoal que faz South Park não é de deixar as coisas passarem em branco, eles fizeram uma sátira com o sujeito.

Nota: Vídeo com baixa qualidade. Para uma melhor visualização e momentos de risos, baixe o episódio S12EP04 – Canada on Strike aqui.

From Towleroad: An Israeli soldier “and his gay crew” made their own version of this and this. Should definitely keep Pat Robertson up at night.

This trumps Susan Boyle. Sorry, Britain!

I need to go to Sweden soon.

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What What

If you are interested in having the most fun ever, watch this.

I was bored, so I decided to make a parody of Kanye’s song. Its called Down Low Bro, short for Down Low Brother. If you don’t know what a D.L.B. is, its a guy hides his gayness. Its an epidemic in the black community.  Married men that sleep with dudes on the side. Anywho I’m not getting into a Down Low Bro rant, just check the video. enjoy

Acesta este unul dintre cele mai vizonate clipuri de pe situl dedicat youtube.com.Melodia este halucinanta,iar tipul oarecum dragutz…”nitel” cam queer,ce-i drept,dar……

Bia responde com um vídeo.

What What?

Cuidado: não é pornô, mas é vergonhoso de ver no trabalho.

Mannen, myten, legenden. Butters är den lille gossen i South Park var föräldrar misshandlar honom, var far går på gayklubbar och vars mor har försökt dränka honom i en å och vars skolkamrater kastar en kaststjärna i ögat på honom. Men det hindrar inte Butters från att vara en lycklig liten gosse, dock med sitt onda alter ego Professor Chaos alltid nära till hands, som gör  allt för att passa in i vardagen i den lilla staden. En riktig hjälte kort sagt…

So I just got back from a wonderful business trip on St. Maarten. I decided that in order to really let everything sink in, I couldn’t do anything remotely resembling work while I was there. But I DID take a pretty awesome picture of a caterpillar, which doesn’t seem like a big deal, but I’m no photographer, so it was…to me.

The hotel was extremely close to the airport. As in, you could stand on the beach, throw a stick in the air, and hit a plane as it lands…..that close. I made a mental note to myself to not watch planes take off or land when I was remotely intoxicated. My brain would have been completely overloaded.

My room wasn’t ready and so I asked for a room to change in. This room had a bidet. I quickly learned that I kind of like these and now want one in my house. They made me think of that awesomely gay-ass (literally) Samwell song. My actual room didn’t have one, so that was kind of a bust. Apparently, all of the renovated rooms in the hotel are not equipped with bidets because Americans are stupid and don’t know what they are. Apparently, one was mistaken for a “little tub to wash sand off your feet” during a hotel tour, so the administration figured it was too Euro for all visitors to have. Fuck that. If anything, it just means they’ve increased their dirty ass count by at least 70% and many Americans will remain culturally stunted, and that sucks. There should be at least one bidet in every home…dammit.

what what in the butt?

Things I learned:

Clothing optional beaches: are awesome
My French: sucks ass
Not being the only minority on a press trip, for once: Surprisingly refreshing
Kids on airplanes: are the worst things imaginable.
Boats: are more awesome than I thought they were. I will need one of these soon. But I won’t sail it.
Sunburns: are a bitch
Pot: can pretty much be found anywhere on an island. Don’t be afraid to ask.

Okay I already knew the answer to the last one, but it was still a nice fake surprise

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I couldn’t scuba dive cause I have the ears of a 2 year old, so I tanned on the boat and went swimming instead. In return, I got the most fucked up ass sunburn in life, and while I’d love to blame Banana Boat SPF 4 Dark Tanning Oil, I know it’s my fault for not being smart and using sunscreen. Cancer – yesssssss.

me, after a few hours in the sun

There should be a kids’ section on an airplane. Possibly the worst thing next to getting on a plane at 6am is having to listen to a bunch of kids bitching about nothing or yelling about nothing. Maybe I just don’t get it cause I wasn’t a very hyperactive, whiny, shitty kid, but maybe I should have been, otherwise I wouldn’t be this strange now. Potato, poh-tah-toe.

I’d originally planned to blog about every day I spent there, but I got lazy and decided against it. It’s becoming increasingly obvious to me that I’m just not cut out for regular work. I can’t even write a blog post once a day. I’m pretty useless. And quite satisfied with knowing that fact.