wrote 2 months ago: In a strange turn of events, I come to you this week with an article (mostly) free of ominous humor, … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Just like “funny boner” that came before, I’m coining a new phase that will likely … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Jenny Johnson, the American hero who gave Chris Brown the cyber-slap heard ’round the world la … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Somewhere between me wiping Cheetos residue on my university sweatpants and searching for the next D … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Christmas came a second time for comedians and spectators alike when Kanye West announced the pregna … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Spare me the “I haven’t seen you since last year” jokes, and let’s move on. … more →
wrote 4 months ago: A (delusional, imaginative, restless) mind is a terrible thing to waste. Marry: Charlie (aka ‘ … more →
wrote 5 months ago: The other working title was, “Black, Bruised and Taylor Swift’s “Red” All Ov … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Disclaimer: Because this is the Internet, I must be as …. cryptic subtle as possible. If any w … more →
wrote 5 months ago: The airport; where people stop being polite and start getting real. (Actually, I’m shocked the … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Each day, I will record what I did instead of preparing for finals. Judgement is welcomed, and zero … more →
wrote 6 months ago: (First, let’s address that the title could be more clever. Okay? Okay.) Now that we’ve t … more →
wrote 7 months ago: (Posts on seeing President Obama speak, recent book and album reviews and an apartment D.I.Y. are co … more →
wrote 8 months ago: British folk band, Mumford and Sons was plucked from their hipster-friendly neighborhoods of UK bars … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Lately, I’ve been giving some thought to ghosts. And not necessarily to the monsters under the … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Obama supporters, Drake and HOV himself. No hashtag is worthy of the magic that was the Made In Amer … more →
wrote 9 months ago: This is going to be another stream of consciousness blogpost. As always, buckle up. Without you even … more →
wrote 9 months ago: If phrases like “arm party,” “totes,” and “smush” can make it in … more →
wrote 10 months ago: A dating-ish blogpost. Deep breaths. While I may not have a plethora of long-term relationships to r … more →