I take it on as my responsibility to try to get to the bottom of what ails society these days, to see what cracks some crackpots have found in the seemingly endless layers of political stupidity.

Case in point, “The Death of Christmas”. What’s so wrong with saying “Merry Christmas” in public? With having a nativity scene in a school? With stores and schools and houses of the wholly (yes, wholly – the doofii (plural of dufus, I just made that up!) that work in political surroundings) not being able to even display the unwholely (another new word! I’m on a role here!) phrase “Merry Christmas” and having to replace it with “Happy Holidays”. Let’s just call the whole thing off, or, rather, we could go for happy endings?

I bet the sign-making companies are really upset about all of this. Just imagine, now stores, political buildings and offices, schools and even churches can use the same sign for every holiday! No need for 14 signs when 1 will do! Hey, did’ja ever see this little movie called “Big Brother” by some “crackpot” by the name of George Orwell? Hmmm…

Speaking of happy holidays, Kim Jong ll died on Saturday. The whole world sighed a little sigh of relief. Now, they’re all scared shitless (yes, i did just say (type?) that) of what his 28-yr. old son, the new leader of the nuclear armed North Korea, owner of one of the 5 biggest militaries in the world. And, they have “The” bomb. Can you say “Hello., Iran? Could you please not play nice with North Korea?”

So, welcome to my world. It’s a little crazy in here, as you may have noticed. Things will get a little edgier, a little crazier, a lot more sensationalistic (and a whole ‘nother bunch of really big, long words) and maybe even one or two that make sense.

Like a very stoned man once said, “What a long, strange trip it’s been”.