Yesterday I applied for my passport because SD and I are going to Japan in April for his brother’s wedding. I have been in denial that we are going in Japan because I don’t really want to… more →
I am the giraffemadhousewife wrote 1 week ago: Yesterday I applied for my passport because SD and I are going to Japan in April for his brother … more →
madhousewife wrote 2 weeks ago: My husband decided that today we should clean off all the flat surfaces we’ve been letting stu … more →
madhousewife wrote 3 weeks ago: Until you get rid of about 80 percent of your belongings, you have some choices to make. Pick one: 1 … more →
madhousewife wrote 4 months ago: * My husband offered to make me a grape soda float the other day. I thought he wasn’t serious … more →
madhousewife wrote 6 months ago: I just checked my voice mail, and there’s a message telling me that I don’t need to brin … more →
madhousewife wrote 6 months ago: I have to make dinner for a family of six tonight. Oh, and another family of six, since I also have … more →
madhousewife wrote 6 months ago: Have you ever seen that episode of Scrubs where Turk asks Carla what’s bothering her, and she … more →
madhousewife wrote 10 months ago: 12:28 p.m. Start cleaning kitchen. 12:29 p.m. Girlfriend screams for the “blue brush,” … more →
madhousewife wrote 10 months ago: I was forced to clean out my church bag this morning. Remember when I cleaned out my purse and you … more →
madhousewife wrote 10 months ago: Every Christmas my mother-in-law gives me a calendar for the new year. At least one–sometimes … more →
madhousewife wrote 10 months ago: One of my faithful Xanga readers, Anumati, has solved the mystery of the wall-facing toaster for me: … more →
madhousewife wrote 11 months ago: Several years ago there was a Baby Blues cartoon where Wanda sprains her ankle, and the doctor tells … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 year ago: Madhousewife: I have an idea. Why don’t you and Mister Bubby play video games while Princess Z … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 year ago: Fortunately, today is the last day I will be watching my friend’s two-year-old. Unfortunately … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 year ago: It’s funny how complacent you get, just dealing with your own kids’ hellion-like tendenc … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 year ago: Seriously, I’m out of ideas. This is why I hate making lunch. My children will eat the follo … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 year ago: What kind of inconsiderate, white-trash jerk puts a toilet on his front porch? Seriously, is this s … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 year ago: My family and I are taking a trip to the Oregon coast this week. (Note the deliberate avoidance of … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 year ago: I have a headache this big, and it has “twelve-pack of super-size Reese’s peanut butter … more →