This game doesn’t really get the credit it deserves as it can adapt and change itself in so many ways…well Media Molecule have been teasing something recently which doesn’t really leave too much to the imagination…

And now they’ve released a first shot of Sackboy in a very familiar pose. The possibilites for a Sackboy donned with the classic overalls and Proton Pack are just too mouthwatering to think about! Bring it on!

- Jason

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About six inches. Ha ha!

Just over a week until Halloween and… well, is it me or is Halloween one of the last untainted holidays? Remember when you were a kid and the excitement of Christmas (or it’s other multi-varied end of the year semi-religouso counterparts) morning was so overwhelming that you just couldn’t fucking stand it? You just had to know what gifts were awaiting you? And then remember when you grew up and all the gifts you got from people were pathetic crap and the whole thing just seemed more and more contrived and commercialized and vapid with each passing year?

Halloween is that rare holiday that does magically transform itself from whatever it meant to you as a kid into something equally exciting for your adult sensibilities. And you know exactly what I’m talking about here.

Women in slutty outfits. Uh huh.

These pictures just scream “Good times!

Oh yeah. Look at that.

Party. Time.

Oh, and Halloween-themed porn too. Definitely that too.

First up: Halloween Films – The Sexy Adventures Of Van Helsing. This title is not even close to accurate. I mean, it’s not hideous. Those sexy adventures include bondage and a little candlewax and then some whipped cream, in case you’re wondering, but no neck biting. I guess I’m okay with that. This one ends on a cliffhanger. Who. Is. At. The. Door!?

Moving on… Next up is “Halloween orgy party.” They may as well have filmed this in a graveyard because this party is almost dead. If they were dressed up like zombies, I’d love it. As it is, it’s a bunch of people  wearing Halloween masks doing some lite fucking. Also, one or two of them may be on meth, I just don’t know. But as one of the participants notes, “There’s nothing funnier than fucking a demon and having the Scream dude strokin’ his deck next to you.” Story of my life, bro.

Wow, what a difference a little editing can do for a clip. Here’s the previous clip again, only cut a little better and called “Cumslut Oasis Big Halloween Orgy Bash.” Even the title is more lively, yeah? There’s a little more of the soundtrack blasting in the background and it just looks like this party is a little more fun here. Not too much more fun, but you know, not half dead like the previous iteration.

Then there’s “FOUNDRY CAMS: Happy Halloween Compilation,” which is exactly what it sounds like, minus the part where I’m what you’d call happy. Mostly a long series of images of girls posing in very hot, very slutty Halloween regalia set to what sounds like techno industrial Rob Zombie music. This leaves me a bit on the flaccid side.

Ooh, here we have “Halloween Films – An Erotic Vampire In Paris,” and so far on tonight’s list, this is clearly my favorite. It’s cheesy and ridiculous with real vampires and neck biting and fairly cute lesbians. It’s just a tease being under 2 minutes but if you take a gander at some of the videos I’ve already reviewed in this post, this is mega hot by comparison. Also, it reminds me of Soledad Miranda and one of the films she did with Jess Franco, Vampyros Lesbos. Just pure trash, but with Franco, you know what you’re getting, you know? Someday I plan on writing a long, long post about my love for Miranda, her younger clone Christina Lindberg and a particularly bizarre and brutal period of foreign explotation filmmaking in which they were queens of b-filth cinema.

Come on, lady, even if you’re playing Lady Frankenstein, that’s still no excuse to act more wooden than Keanu Reeves. I’m just sayin’.

“Halloween Films – From Dusk Til Porn.” Seriously. I’m just thankful that there’s an actual company trying to mee whatever the fuck the need is for holiday-themed pornography. I can’t wait to see their Christmas and Arbor Day selection. As for this clip itself, it looks like what the extras on the Underworld films were doing in between takes.

“Historias de Halloween” shows a young woman giving Mr. Ghostface from Scream (yeah, him again) a blowjob. Nothing really of note here, other than… well, as far as survival methods for girls with big tits and no brains go in these horror movies, this beats the hell out of just running upstairs when you should be running out of the house…

And then there’s “Halloween Special,” which is a sextape made by a couple in Halloween costumes and set to a variety of odd songs for the occasion, including Joe Cocker’s “You Can Leave Your Hat On.” Thumbs down for not getting it on to “Werewolves Of London” or even “Bad Moon Rising.”

And last, but not least, ladies, gentlemen, and various assorted perverts, I leave you with the best of all tonight’s clips: “Halloween Films – Terrors From The Clit 2.” I mean, shit. Just look at that title. Brilliant. Just like all the other clips out there under the “Halloween Films” banner, this one is only 2 minutes long but it actually features Gauge. Wow. It starts with her and a little double penetration and then jacking off the two gents onto her face. She towels off and enjoys a relaxing moment with one of the guys when ALL OF A SUDDEN a killer knife-wielding blow up doll appears and kills them. If you can’t get off to that, then you are obviously some kind of scary monster freak and Halloween is probably the only night in which you can be yourself.

Don’t worry, kids. I feel you.