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Now I'm going to have "It's a small world after all" running through my head all day.

The other day, The Lawyer and I were discussing the difficulties of small town dating. He said that when he starts dating a new girl, he usually takes her on dates at least two counties away so there… more →

Now I'm going to have "It's a small world after all" running through my head all day. — 7 comments

longredcape wrote 6 months ago: The other day, The Lawyer and I were discussing the difficulties of small town dating. He said that … more →

Tags: Adam, I blame texting, I live in a redneck town, I am a complete and utter moron, you don't want to be 'that guy', Pls to take pity? Kthx., aren't you glad you're not me right now?, The Lawyer, sometimes guys are creepy

Look, I know I'm awesome. But please, leave me the eff alone. — 13 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I debated even writing a post on this because, for one thing, it would be short, and I’m not e … more →

Tags: Adam, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, WTF, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I blame texting, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, when gchat causes me to have a revelation, you don't want to be 'that guy'

Meh. — 7 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: That’s how I’ve been feeling lately. About blogging. About dating. About life. I feel li … more →

Tags: men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, WTF, people are dumb, I live in a redneck town, Fail, I am a complete and utter moron, you don't want to be 'that guy', crazy things need to stop happening to me, New York

Stalker or sweetie? — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 9 months ago: I have the benefit of having two of the best parents on the face of the planet. I can “hang … more →

Tags: Single life, WTF, I live in a redneck town, in which I ask for your assistance, you don't want to be 'that guy', crazy things need to stop happening to me, in which strange men approach me and I don't know what

Just a little service I provide — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: I’ve been doing some thinking lately about why I blog. Why I choose to share what I share, and … more →

Tags: Murray, Adam, Single life, I live in a redneck town, did we break enough this time?, blog love is the shiz, crazy things need to stop happening to me, google that shit, New York

Cinco Meses — 10 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: 13,219,200 seconds. 220,320 minutes. 3672 hours. 153 days. 21 weeks. Five months. It’s been fi … more →

Tags: Murray, Adam, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, The past..., BrownEyes, Serious stuff, I live in a redneck town, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one

Looking back on year 24 — 14 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Well, I am now a year older and a year wiser (although, I don’t always feel wise. Most of the … more →

Tags: Murray, Claire, Adam, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, The past..., sex, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, BrownEyes

I give up (again) — 17 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: That’s it. Call up the convent. I’m becoming a nun. (Do convents have telephones? I don … more →

Tags: Murray, Adam, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Single life, BrownEyes, I blame texting, I live in a redneck town, this is the new plan, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one


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