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Food, Fitness and the Fab Ashley Borden

Today is going to start with some food porn for you! Because I was on the final round of the cleanse this past week, I’ve omitted the multiple shakes and veggie snacks, and I leave you with some… more →

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Suck It, Las Vegas! — 37 comments

Smaktakula wrote 4 months ago: By Tardsie We Took A Road Trip To Las Vegas! Don’t Worry, My Wife Drove. My wife and I recentl … more →

Tags: Music, Culture, Entertainment, True-Ass Tales, Nevada, Marijuana, Pot, reefer, weed

Headlines 10.02.12 — 35 comments

Smaktakula wrote 7 months ago: By Smaktakula See, Folks? Scientists Aren’t Any Smarter Than You Are, And Apparently Get Laid … more →

Tags: Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, History, News, Politics, Religion, Stupidity, Junior

Headlines 08.16.12 — 39 comments

Smaktakula wrote 9 months ago: By Smaktakula If We Can No Longer Trust The Krauts To Be Racially Sensitive, What Hope Is Left? In w … more →

Tags: News, History, Culture, Politics, Entertainment, free speech, China, facebook, Marijuana

Best of Headlines II — 20 comments

Smaktakula wrote 9 months ago: By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. We’ll Try Not To Let It Go To … more →

Tags: Crime, Culture, History, News, Anti-Semitism, childish sexual innuendo, Cockfighting, Dolphins, Dyslexia

Headlines: 07.23.12 — 23 comments

Smaktakula wrote 10 months ago: By Smaktakula Who Reads This, Really? That’s An Awful Lot Of Words. In which we’re presu … more →

Tags: Culture, Islam, Israel, Fat People, hamas, Marijuana, Cannabis, U.S. Navy, Arkansas

Food, Fitness and the Fab Ashley Borden — 2 comments

sambangs wrote 11 months ago: Today is going to start with some food porn for you! Because I was on the final round of the cleanse … more →

Tags: Food and Fitness Journaling, Musings and Motivation, vegetarian, Fitness, trader joe's, Salmon, Weight loss, bed, Bulimia

Headlines 06.20.12 — 10 comments

Smaktakula wrote 11 months ago: By Smaktakula Relax, Nobody’s Dead. They’re Talking About “Any Sensation Whatsoeve … more →

Tags: Politics, Music, Celebrity, News, Entertainment, drugs, Fat People, childish sexual innuendo, Florida

Jumping into June — 3 comments

sambangs wrote 11 months ago: I realize it’s already the 5th of the month, so I’m a little late on the uptake. But Jun … more →

Tags: Musings and Motivation, Fitness, Training, Weight loss, Running, Documentary, Eggs, Working Out, Personal Training

What Happens in Vegas

sambangs wrote 11 months ago: I owe you so many life updates! My apologies for being MIA this past week or so… I left for my … more →

Tags: Food and Fitness Journaling, Musings and Motivation, Fitness, Weight loss, Motivation, healthy, Chippendales, Las Vegas, Travel

People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials — 10 comments

Smaktakula wrote 11 months ago: By Smaktakula Seriously, They’re Upset. Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’ … more →

Tags: Culture, Entertainment, commercials, Fat People, obesity, United States of America, snooki, people of size, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding

A Reese's Nastybutter Cup — 4 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula The tramp stamp and the muffin top–two less-than-fresh tastes that most certainl … more →

Tags: Stupidity, Culture, SKANKS!!, tramps, Hos, waddling grotesquery, Hussies, tramp stamps, muffin top

Headlines 11.09.11

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula The Devil You Say! Promethean Times’ semi-regular celebration of illiteracy … more →

Tags: Celebrity, Science, News, Stupidity, History, Culture, Crime, Sport, Entertainment

Jabba The Hutt Mulls Republican Bid — 2 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula The Infant Was Snatched From His Hand Just Before This Picture Was Taken. Republicans … more →

Tags: News, Culture, Politics, Republicans, GOP, Jabba the Hutt, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, salacious crumb, Donald Trump

Facebook Games

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula The single worst thing about playing Facebook games is that Facebook, unwilling to let … more →

Tags: Stupidity, Culture, facebook, So Sad =(, Mafia Wars, waddling grotesquery, Losers, Wasted Life, Games 2

John Goodman's Appearance On 'DWTS' Sparks Controversey

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula John Elway Has Relaxed His Training Regimen Since Retiring From Professional Football. … more →

Tags: Celebrity, News, Culture, Bono, Dancing With the Stars, Neil Patrick Harris, Cher, don't hate us because we're ignorant, John Goodman

What Won't Paula Deen Fry?

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula Paula Enjoys A Delicious Snack Of Sugared Veal Fat Fried In Hog Oil. White trash TV pe … more →

Tags: Celebrity, Culture, Fat People, obesity, white trash, Oil, Jabba the Hutt, The South, Whippets

Reality Skank 'Devastated' By Nudie Pix — 3 comments

Smaktakula wrote 2 years ago: By Smaktakula Is There A Red-Blooded Male Out There Who HASN'T Asked Himself At Least Once, … more →

Tags: Celebrity, Stupidity, Culture, SKANKS!!, untalented stars, your mother must be very proud, unlike your 15 minutes of fame herpes lasts forever, Reality Television, Famous for Nothing

PajamaJeans: You Just Don't Care Anymore — 4 comments

Smaktakula wrote 2 years ago: By Smaktakula The fashion world welcomes an exciting new addition to the As Seen On TV menagerie: Pa … more →

Tags: Stupidity, Culture, Fat Ass, milfs, As Seen On TV, MILFy mystique, Homemakers, giving up, gunt support

All We Want For Christmas

Smaktakula wrote 2 years ago: From The Promethean Times‘ Staff If We Could Be Greedy And Ask For A Second Thing, It Would Be … more →

Tags: Stupidity, Culture, Fat People, obesity, judge not lest ye be judged, people of size, Stupid People, why am I so stupid, Christmas


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