Thrilling fans everywhere since 1976.

That 1976 date is, admittedly, an approximation, and applies only to actual BL publications/anime as opposed to manga or shows which happen to contain elements of BL but are not in and of themselves BL (for example, Natsu e no Tobira was published in 1975 and has a brief passage about a homosexual character, but that is not the main focus of the story). And, yes, I am using the term ‘BL’ carte-blanche instead of distinguishing between yaoi and BL.

Anyway, I was inspired by this post, which reminded me once again of how scant the amount of good animated BL is. I was also inspired by it because I must admit I disagree with a lot of the recommendations (but, hey, to each their own), and due to some exclusions that saimaisama admits to having because of lack of personal exposure to those titles.

I’ll be splitting this into two categories – anime and manga – although there is some overlap between the two. Today we’ll hit up anime – I was originally going to have both, but then I remembered that there’s a LOT of good BL manga out there, so I’m going to hold off and avoid making this post a TL;DR affair.

Title: Kaze to Ki no Uta

Year: 1987

Rating: 15+

Brief Summary: Serge Battour is the son of a Roma lady and a French aristocrat. He recalls his life at the prestigious Laconblade Academy, which he attended as a youth, and, specifically, the tumultuous relationship he had with his room-mate, the tortured and conflicted Gilbert Cocteau.

Comments: Ah, the holy grail of BL! Kaze to Ki no Uta is the classic BL show, a must-see for any fan, if only because of its place historically (the face that launched a thousand ships, so to speak). However, the manga is better, which should only be expected when you compact 17 volumes into an hour of animation. Even so, this is a solid adaptation, although those looking for some hardcore yaoi-loving are going to be disappointed, as the OVA doesn’t have the same level of content as the manga, something which shouldn’t be surprising considering the year this was released.

Warnings: pedophilia, incest, sexual abuse, suicide (it’s a happy story, can’t you tell?)

Title: Zetsuai 1989/Bronze

Year: 1992/1994

Rating: 12+

Brief Summary: Kouji Nanjou is a young rock star who is falling apart behind the scenes, having reached a point where he no longer has interest in life. One evening he passes out while stumbling home from a night of partying, and is discovered by Takuto Izumi, a young soccer player. Takuto takes Kouji home, concerned about the other man, and helps him regain his health. For his part, Kouji becomes obsessed with Takuto, and begins to force his way into his life.

Comments: Technically two OVA’s, but they come from the same storyline, just at different points. Based on a manga series, also has a light novel adaptation. I haven’t read either the manga or light novel, so I can’t comment on them. However, the OVA’s are classics within the BL/yaoi fandom, and warrant a viewing based on that fact. I enjoyed them personally, but I’ll warn you that they’re pretty ridiculous, honestly – if I had to describe it, I’d say that the story would fit comfortably within a soap opera. It’s pretty tame as far as sensual content goes, though.

Warnings: self mutilation

Fun Fact: This originally started as a Captain Tsubasa doujinshi, hilariously enough.

Title: Legend of the Blue Wolves

Year:

Rating: 18+

Brief Summary: Jonathon Tiberius is a pilot who has been assigned to help protect Earth from an alien threat. When he arrives at his new stationing, he meets his room-mate, Leonard Schnteinberg. The two become friends, and slowly their relationship begins to blossom into love. Unfortunately, Jonathon has also caught the attention of their cruel commanding officer, who isn’t terribly interested in the word ‘no’.

Comments: This isn’t exactly BL – its actually legit gay anime, by which I mean, it’s intended for gay guys – y’know, those folks that BL is allegedly about? There’s certainly a lot of unpleasant stuff going on here, but Leonard and Jonathon’s developing relationship is wonderfully portrayed, and much more realistic than the run-of-the-mill stuff you’ll see.

Warnings: rape

Title: Haro wo Daiteita: Fuyu no Semi

Year: 1996

Rating: 18+

Brief Summary: Kusaka Touma and Akizuki Keiichirou are two young men living in the waning days of feudal Japan. Both are avidly interested in the West, although Kusaka, hailing from the Choshu clan, finds himself at odds with his family over his interest. The two become friends through their shared interest, and fall in love. But the tempest of political strife howls around them, and it seems that they, too, will find themselves drawn into the mess.

Comments: I’m fairly certain that this has the hottest sex scenes I’ve ever seen in anime – we’re talking explode your nose all over the keyboard hot. I never really liked Haru wo Daiteita (Embracing Love), but I really enjoyed this, probably due to the historical context. While it is ultimately about Kusaka and Akizuki’s relationship, it is also about Japan at a crossroads.

Warnings: explicit sex, some gore

Title: Junjou Romantica

Year: 2008/2009

Rating: 16+

Brief Summary: Misaki was raised by his brother after their parents died, and is now trying to get into college. A friend of his brother’s, Usami, helps tutor him. Usami is secretly in love with Misaki’s brother, and is devastated when he learns of marital plans. So, naturally, Misaki ends up moving in with him and they fall in love (allegedly). Two other story arcs concern a professor and his ex-wife’s younger brother, and a tsundere professor and a medical student. These different storylines have some overlap of side-characters.

Comments: Ugh. Here you have it, folks – the Strawberry Panic of BL anime. I’m not a big fan of this, but I have to admit it really is the only thing of its kind: TV BL anime that has sex scenes. I just wished we’d had more of the Terrorist storyline in the adaptation, since Misaki and Usami are obnoxious.

Warnings: sex sex sex, especially on the DVD version

Fun Fact: Ok, not a fun fact, but I find it amusing how one half of the three couples shown all look pissed off.

Title: Lesson XX

Year: 1995

Rating: 12+

Brief Summary: Shizuka and Sakura are two boys (!) who attend the same school and are friends. As the result of a joke, the two share a kiss under a starry sky, which leads to confusion on both their parts. Meanwhile, two of their female classmates both display interest in the two, leading to further emotional chaos.

Comments: Ok, I made that sound way more melodramatic than it is – this is just a sweet little story about two boys falling in love. There’s a tiny bit of angst along the way, but it’s fairly minimal and doesn’t interfere with the ability of the story to progress.

Warnings: no sex sex sex (unless you count a nude embrace with enough steam to embarrass the folks who worked on Gundam Seed)

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Tớ thì ko có ji đặc biệt đâu , chă có ji nhiều để nói , thôi thì thỉnh thoảng bấn loạn trên này biết đâu lại tìm được người đồng chí hướng .

Mới thay cái deskstop :

Nhảm qua về cái deskstop của tớ nhá :
Đó là cảnh cuối cùng của extra Fuyu no Semi-Winter Cicada nằm trong yaoi manga “Haru wo daiteita” của mangaka nổi tiếng NITTA Youka . Và “Haru wo daiteita” là một trong những yaoi manga hàng đầu của Nhật .

_Manga : Haru wo daiteita
_Tên khác :
スタンドオン・ベッセル
春を抱いていた
Embracing Love
Embracing Spring
Haru wo Daiteita
Haru wo Daiteita Trilogy
_Thể loại : Yaoi , Boys love
_Mangaka:
NITTA Youka

_Original Publisher :
Biblos (1997)
Libre Shuppan (2007)
_Tình trạng : 13 vol +
_Nội dung :Iwaki Kyosuke và Kato Youji là hai diễn viên AV , cả hai cùng được mời đến thử vai cho vai chính bộ phim “Haru wo daiteitai” – bộ phim có thể làm thay đổi cả sự nghiệp của họ . Và nhà sản xuất Sawa nói sẽ đưa ra quyết định chọn người này sau khi xem họ …have sex . Và câu chuyện bi hài lãng mạn của Iwaki và Kato bắt đầu….

Bạn có thể download toàn bộ 13 vol của Haru wo daiteita tại đây , nhớ là có một livejournal account nhé , nó dẫn link vào lj mà .

Về cái extra nà :
Winter Cicada lấy bối cảnh lúc thời kỳ Keiou sụp đổ và thời Meiji bắt đầu . Kusaka Touma , thành viên của Chousu và Akizuki Keiichiirou , một Bakushin , thuộc phe đối nghịch với Chousu . Sự đồng cảm và chí hướng đã đem hai con người này đến với nhau và yêu nhau bất chấp mọi rào cản . Để thực hiện ước mơ thay đổi Nhật Bản , Kusaka quyết định sang Anh học tập . Nhiều năm sau , chiến tranh xảy ra , Kussaka trở về theo lệnh của cấp trên , sau mỗi trận chiến , anh rong ruổi khắp bãi chiến trường , kiểm tra từng xác phe địch và anh đã tìm thấy Akizuki-người anh yêu , nhưng Akizuki lúc này chỉ mong muốn được chết….

*Tớ đã nói là tớ viết văn dở tệ chưa nhỉ ?*

Kato Youji và Iwaki Kyosuke- hai nhân vật chính của Haru wo daiteita là hai diễn viên và Nitta-sensei đã để cho Kato và Iwaki thể hiện hai vai Kusaka và Akizuki cho Winter Cicada ^^ , mọi người có thể đọc “quá trình làm bộ phim này” trong khoảng vol 8 tới 11 .

Winter Cicada đã được dựng thành OVA anime gồm 3 eps , rất đáng xem ^^ . Haru wo daiteita cũng có 2 ep OVA – nhưng nói thật là ko hay .

Title : Fuyu no Semi (冬の蝉)
Alternative title : Winter Cicada
Original Creator : Youka Nitta
Vintage (Japan) : 2007-02-23 to 2007-04-27
Genres : YAOI, drama, romance, historical, mature
Running time :
Number of episodes : 3
Opening theme : “Kahyakkei” by NΛT ALLstars
Ending theme : “Fuyu no Semi” by Morikawa Toshiyuki

Official website (Japanese) : 冬の蝉 fuyusemi.com (Japanese)
Summary : Lười lắm rùi , bà con tự dịch nhá
This three part yaoi story spans the war torn era when the Japanese turned from a Shogunate to Imperial rule and entered trade with the rest of the world (1862-1869). While the story unfolds historical dates and important figures are given while the characters give even more bits and pieces of this period during dialog.
Episode One : Edo Love Song starts in 1862, second year of the Bunkyuu Era, in Shinagawa Gotenyama during the Expulsion of Foreigners movement started by the Chōshū (Choushuu) clan of which Kusaka Touma is a member. Kusaka differs from his clan believing in peace and opening Japan up to foreigners where it can do trade and stand with equal footing on the world stage, the Open the Country movement. While trying to stop other Chōshū clan members from setting fire to the British Embassy, Kusaka is confronted by a Bakufu (Shogunate) samurai who helps him escape from the authorities. Years later, while trying to find a school that will teach him English despite his clan’s political stance, Kusaka once again meets the samurai who had saved his life. No longer in the employ of his Town Magistrate father, Akizuki Keiichirou goes to English school. Recognizing each other, Akizuki eventually offers to teach Kusaka English. Having been raised in an upper class home, Akizuki takes pleasure in learning more about the common class lifestyle that Kusaka has always led while they learn English in secret as their clans cannot see them together without creating conflict. Despite their precautions, one of the Chōshū sees them and Kusaka has to stop meeting with Akizuki.
Episode Two : Record of Ezo War starts with Kusaka thinking about cutting ties with his clan when the Head Administrator, Sufu Masanosuke, offers to send him to London to learn about the West. Before leaving, Kusaka meets with Akizuki one last time and tells him his feelings. While Kusaka is in England, Akizuki gains the leadership of his clan and it’s immediate association with the Shogun. After four years, Kusaka returns to Japan and receives a high ranking post in the Imperial army. It is during this time that Japan is in the midst of the greatest civil war Japan has known, the Boshin War, with Kusaka on the Satsuma-Chōshū (Imperial) side and Akizuki on the Bakufu (Shogunate) side. During one of the last battles, Kusaka finds Akizuki about to commit seppuku after having lost a leg to cannon fire.
Episode Three : Tokyo Tragedy starts with Kusaka working for the new government, wearing Western style clothes and living in a Western style home. In a private Japanese cottage behind the house, he keeps Akizuki in secret. Relations between the two lovers have broken down as Akizuki cannot stand being kept in hiding in comfort while his fellow Bakufu comrades suffer in prison. [wikipedia]
Related Manga Characters : Kusaka Touma – in the manga of Haru wo Daiteita he was played by Katou Youji. Voiced by Shinichiro Miki.
Akizuki Keiichirou – was played by Katou’s lover Iwaki Kyousuke. Voiced by Toshiyuki Morikawa.

NOTE : HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!! This is such a beautiful, heart-wrenching story!!!

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DOWNLOAD Fuyu no Semi OST :
Track list :
01 OP「華百景」インストゥルメンタル (Kahyakkey – NAT allstars) (instrumental)
02 ED「冬の蝉」(Fuyu no Semi – Morikawa Toshiyuki)
03 「冬の蝉」インストゥルメンタル (Fuyu no Semi – Morikawa Toshiyuki) (instrumental)
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Hức ! Nếu các ấy nghe tớ dụ khị mà coi Haru wo daiteita , mà nên nghe lắm á ;;) . thì cũng phải chấp nhận một sự thật vô cùng đau đớn là sẽ ko được đọc tiếp nữa , Haru cùng những tác phầm đang dang dở của Nitta-sensei như Boku no Koe , Otodama có khả năng bị ngưng vĩnh viễn . Nitta-sensei đã đạo tranh của một vài tạp chí thời trang , sao dại thế sensei ơi T.T , và đối với người Nhật thì chuyện này khó lòng mà cho qua được , vì thế các tác phẩm của Nitta-sensei đều bị ngưng xuất bản . Giờ fan của bà chỉ còn hy vọng ràng sensei có thể vượt qua được và có NXB nào chấp nhận tài năng của bà để tiếp tục xuất bản . Nhưng khó lắm , nhất là đối với Haru vì hơn hầu hết các tranh bị đạo là đạo cho Haru mà =.= . Tớ ĐƠ mất một ngày vì tin này , giờ vẫn hơi điên vì vừa đọc lại Haru , nhớ Kato và Iwaki quá đi ( !!!

Haiz , dù vậy , nếu bạn chấp nhận được thể loại yaoi manga thì “haru wo daiteita” cũng như “Fuyu no semi” là những tác phầm cực kỳ đáng đọc . Tớ đảm bảo >”< !!!!

This is less a parody and more a mere summary of what happened.

“Our love must be tragic and difficult from now on.”

“Have you been saying other men, Kusaka? How dare you when you have generics like us to sleep with!”

“You generics become entranced by the Liangs in front of you, but you never plan ahead for a long-term relationship!”

“In the end, they had their way with me, knowing I wouldn’t reciprocate.”

“It is a land of tea and scones.”

“No, I was referring to the London in Japan.”

“…but England actually has its own HARD GAY.”

“Celibacy sucks.”

“England will be a good place for you- you’ll be able to apply all the HARD GAY skills you have learned.”

“You’ll learn a lot by taking more partners.”

“Look, I really am HARD GAY for you!”

“I don’t want it to be just a parody any more! Yaoi forever!”

“Start by gripping my Liang, then.”

“A man shouldn’t be proud of his skin- only his Liang.”

“Of course, I am well trained in the art of the Sword.”

“When I was young, I would have HARD GAY with anyone, so I am not in as perfect condition as you might like.”

“Is it in good condition?”

“Oh yes- I was usually the one who took the Sword in those days, not the one who gave it.”

“I should have known- you wouldn’t even give someone Sword in exchange for your life.”

“This time, however, you must give the Sword instead of just taking it.”

There is an actual sex scene at this point, so please enjoy this field of flowers instead.

Here we see the clock tower of Big Ben, thrusting proudly into the sky.

“The Zhuge Liangs of England are amazing!”

“Akizuki, I wish you could try the English method of HARD GAY.”

“…like my Zhuge Liang.”

“’This is great HARD GAY’, you would say.”

“I would teach Japan new methods of HARD GAY.”

“I long to plunge my Arrow into your waiting Target.”

Back in Japan, Cannon is becoming popular.

“Cannon is the future of HARD GAY.”

“Sword is nothing, a mere relic of the past.”

“Too bad, Sword is what I want.”

Upon first glance, I thought he was saying ‘pretty boys’.

Kusaka’s comrades begin to worry that he has become a nymphomaniac.

“He’s so voracious that he even wants CORPSE.”

“Forget CORPSE, I’m happy with HORSE.”

“I’m not in the mood right now!”

“Without Kusaka, all I want is Hyper Self Pleasure.”

“HORSE!”

“If you die, I cannot have regular HARD GAY with you!”

“Kusaka, I have longed for HARD GAY with you for so long- please relieve my frustrations.”

“I’ll be with you in a moment- just let me give quick Sword to this generic!”

“It’s your turn now!”

“Is this really Kusaka? Once I was the only man he needed, but now he even whips his Sword out for a passing generic!”

“Hmm, we’d better learn each other’s name before we embark on an intimate relationship, don’t you think?”

New methods of HARD GAY are detailed in the latest papers.

Unfortunately, if you want to know how to perform them safely, you must actually buy the paper.

“No, I just got here.”

“I have to admit I’m a little scared…I’m out of practise with HARD GAY.”

“I can’t say how the session will turn out, but the first thing to do is get your Liang out.”

“Next, you use the superlative to praise your partner; for example, ‘Your Liang is the biggest I’ve ever seen!’”

“Now, take a look at these diagrams- this is the position I want to try.”

This is code for “have you ever had HARD GAY at a brothel?”

“I’ve always wanted to have HARD GAY like this!”

“You’ve never had HARD GAY before?”

“Of course I have!”

“I just meant that this was the first time I’d had this particular type of HARD GAY.”

“What are you waiting for? Stick it in again!”

“YES! That feels good!”

“I get a RAGING HARD-ON.”

“I love our HARD GAY sessions.”

“So do I.”

“By the way, I think we should try having HARD GAY somewhere else next time.”

“I can’t really get in the mood when other people are watching.”

“It’s not that I’m ashamed to be HARD GAY, you understand…”

“I see your point- we probably shouldn’t have people spreading rumours about our relationship.”

“Anyway, I already know a good place where we can have HARD GAY in private.”

“See you there?”

“Yes, I call it my erogenous zone.”

“We can have uninterrupted HARD GAY here in the long grass.”

“Okay then, take your clothes off and we’ll begin.”

(“Better look up today’s technique before we get started.”)

“…to have as much HARD GAY as possible.”

“We tried all sorts of HARD GAY techniques.”

“It was as if we were the destined lovers of some anime OP.”

“Are you waiting for HARD GAY?”

“Hmm, I think the question is- where and when have you been having HARD GAY.”

“It’s almost as if you have a new lover that you haven’t told any of us about.”

“…or maybe you’ve just been reading pornographic novels again.”

“I bet that’s another erotic novel you’ve got in your hand, isn’t it?”

“Nobody understands me and my needs!”

“If I catch you bringing those trashy porno novels in here again, I’ll just have to borrow them from you!”

“Where’s Akizuki? He didn’t stand me up, did he?”

“Oh, he’s just sleeping after Hyper Self Pleasure.”

“Should I kiss him whilst he’s sleeping?”

“We can’t have HARD GAY at this distance!”

“I had to stop myself from violating you whilst you slept.”

“When I think of HARD GAY, my world feels complete.”

“We can have as much HARD GAY as we want here.”

“Exactly.”

“What sort of HARD GAY do they practice in foreign lands?”

“You’ll have to try it yourself one day- it is truly a fulfilling experience.”

“Oh, by the way, I hope there’s no one else that you call Big Guy and Sexy Legs.”

“Of course not- they’re my pet nicknames for you.”

(“My love for him can only grow.”)

“Even though this is an anime spin-off from a yaoi game.”

“You’ve taught me so much about HARD GAY- is there anything I can do in return?”

“What’s with the formality? We’ve seen each other’s Liangs, so it’s okay to use intimate language.”

“All I’ve really done is shown a HARD GAY man how to fulfil his potential.”

“Please let me service you in some new way!”

“I’m happy with the HARD GAY we already have, but if you really want to try something new, then how can I refuse?”

“Okay, what technique would you like me to give you?”

“Hmm, what say we have a group session at the amusement district.”

“I thought you’d want something more advanced.”

“Very well- your wish is my command.”

“Last time we had HARD GAY…”

“…you said it was your first time having that sort of HARD GAY.”

“Did you mean that was the first time you had HARD GAY at a brothel?”

“I’d always wanted to go to a HARD GAY brothel ever since I was a boy.”

“I wanted a group session in the blue-light district, but I never had the opportunity to do it before.”

Say hello to Mr. Elephant.

“Do they really sell porn here?”

“Sure, look inside one of these books.”

“All the content here is rated 18+.”

“What is this!?”

“Did he see a new technique we can try?”

“Oh, it’s just STRAIGHT.”

“I wonder if Akizuki even knew about STRAIGHT before now.”

“Kusaka, you are serious about me, aren’t you? I’m not just your bit on the side, am I?”

Never before has eating with chopsticks seemed so suggestive.

“Oh, Akizuki, you are the only man for me!”

“Yes, I am truly in love with you.”

“Is this your lover, Kusaka?”

“Uh no, he is not my one true love…in fact, he’s just some guy I’ve never met before!”

“Really? I feel like I’ve seen him somewhere before- maybe it was in the OP.”

“What if these idyllic days don’t last forever? What if there is an inevitable tragedy to heighten the drama?”

“My only wish is to have HARD GAY with you.”

Not to be confused with Record of Lodoss War.

Note: in the ever growing dictionary of parody terms, an Ezo shall now mean a small wang.

In an era of men and Swords, two star-crossed lovers from opposing groups meet and enjoy the finest HARD GAY known to man. Can their love survive, or is tragedy just around the corner in episode 2?

Some generics issue instructions for HARD GAY.

The enemy steps in to give everyone some Gun and Cannon.

Everyone dies in the throes of Pleasure…the end.

Okay, I lied, that was just the introduction- and here are our heroes, star-crossed HARD GAY lovers Kosaka and Akizuki.

And here’s how they looked a few years ago.

I don’t really have to embellish much for this series.

“It wasn’t true HARD GAY- they just had their way with us! Do they have no respect for our identical wigs?”

“They were just waiting until we had our pants down before they came in and took us from behind!”

“I’m afraid this sort of HARD GAY is considered acceptable across the world.”

“As long as you can get it up in time, nothing else really matters.”

“Did you want some quick CORPSE?”

“I just wanted to look at the size of their Liangs, that’s all.”

(“He thinks he knows all about HARD GAY now.”)

“Should we commence the evening’s HARD GAY?”

“I’m afraid my Ezo will need some warming up before we can begin.”

“Actually, I think I may not be able to get old motor running at all tonight, if you know what I mean.”

“Damn, I was looking forward to that HARD GAY.”

“Okay, tonight’s a write-off, but tomorrow we’ll have a group session with the foreign battalion.”

“Sounds good to me.”

“This should take your mind off your boyfriend.”

“I bet he gave you HARD GAY didn’t he?”

“I wasn’t with him just for the sex.”

“Do you ever regret leaving him in order to have HARD GAY with us?”

“You didn’t need HARD GAY with us when you had him.”

“Oh, I thought we weren’t having HARD GAY tonight, but your Ezo seems ready now.”

“All right, time for some Ezo!”

“Let us retire to bedroom to continue this.”

“…is important enough to merit its own Flashback Mode.”

Some women fruitlessly try to encourage the men to have fun, unaware that everyone with a Y chromosome in this series is HARD GAY.

“Aagh, there are women here! I must run away!”

“Kusaka, I’ll tell you where the men are!”

“The other guys left an hour ago; they’ve probably started HARD GAY without us.”

“I wanted to be a part of their HARD GAY session!”

“They were feeling horny- what could I say?”

“Once he’s in the mood, you don’t try to discourage him from HARD GAY.”

“Okay, but what do I do for HARD GAY tonight!? Should I just sleep with one of these generics?”

“Shut up- do you want everyone here to know you’d sleep with anyone with a Liang?”

“Wait, I didn’t really want a rough back alley session!”

“If we did that, there would be no shortage of HARD GAY partners!”

“This is a chaotic era, not unlike the Three Kingdoms!”

The eruption of distant HARD GAY is seen.

“Looks like they’ve reached a climax.”

“Such impressive fires of passion!”

“The HARD GAY is over, Kusaka- there’s no point hanging around.”

“Damn wooden fences- they have at least 80HP!”

“Are you having FENCE?”

“Is that an ornament on your waist or are you just pleased to see me?”

“This guy wants HARD GAY- don’t interfere!”

“He didn’t want you- he had his eye on some FENCE.”

“We must have Justice, not Chaos!”

“Are you the lead character? Let me see your Liang.”

“His hand feels so deft and sure!”

(“He is HARD GAY after all!”)

(“I must sleep with him properly.”)

“Look, we don’t sell HARD GAY porn around here.”

“What sort of bookstore doesn’t sell porn?”

“Guess I’ll have to spend my money in the blue light district after all.”

“Stop showing off your Liang! There’s no HARD GAY here for you!”

“Why won’t you let me have HARD GAY? I’m an experienced man!”

“What if they see your Zhuge Liang and start arguing over who should sleep with you first?”

“…I can ask foreigners for HARD GAY- but until then, I need it from your men!”

“…I have had to go without HARD GAY!”

“I need HARD GAY!”

“I can even get off on listening to others have it if need be!”

It’s the fateful encounter of the two OP characters…who would have guessed it?

“Ah, you’ve come just in time- I’m in sore need of HARD GAY.”

“Thank you for the hand job you gave me before.”

“I had a noble purpose! I wasn’t just begging for HARD GAY because I haven’t had any for a year and I’m getting desperate!”

“Are you my type?”

“If we’re not compatible, our HARD GAY won’t be any good.”

“Anyway, enough about me…how’s your love life going?”

“Well, my father has told me to give HARD GAY to whoever needs it.”

“I decided to follow his advice.”

“I bet you’re servicing the shogun, then.”

“Well, right now I just sleep with whoever I feel like.”

“I have also been studying HARD GAY techniques.”

(“…is just the sort of HARD GAY partner I need.”)

“Hey, I’ve just had an idea…why don’t I get you up to speed on the latest techniques?”

“Would you really do that for me?”

“Well, I have to do home study anyway- it’s probably better to learn with a partner than via Hyper Self Pleasure.”

“Thank you ever so much!”