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— I'm Nobody!Who r u ? (@POETICandFUNNY) January 28, 2015

HUMOR

Love means never having to say you're sorry for cooking with garlic.

— Sue Persunday (@Hormonella) January 27, 2015

HUMOR

Why do the people with the worst navigation skills and no knowledge of local landmarks always end-up as taxi drivers?

— twoof (@mrtruthandsoul) January 27, 2015

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*Tries to make it better* *Makes it worse*

— Peter Devlin (@NotPeterStark) December 3, 2014

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Me: hey girl Her: Nope Me : ok I was just making sure

— J (@BaldyLockzz) September 26, 2013

HUMOR

Not now, haters. I'm busy with real life.

— DΛVID (@_davidlucas_) January 26, 2015

HUMOR

Before you think you can shock me, keep in mind that I lived through acid washed jeans.

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) January 27, 2015

LOL