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The Biggest Thing Ever Swallowed

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Q and A portion:

Judge: Candidate number 16, here’s your question. What’s the biggest thing that you ever swallowed?

Contestant: (Unaware of what he’s doing. 43 more words



Here I sit, looking back to my 8th grade year, that would be close to 40 years ago now, I remembered this not so angelic thing I did.  449 more words


Facebook Reactions We Should Have At Our Disposal

I saw an article today that Facebook is considering adding a dislike button because there has been such an emphasis on this idea in their suggestion box.  228 more words


from "Junkman's Obbligato"

High society is low society.

I am a social climber

climbing downward

And the descent is difficult.

Lawrence Ferlinghetti, “Junkman’s Obbligato”


Swimming in Winter

There you stand and though i tried,
An endless fight against the coming tide,
I guess you only want what i can’t have.
I’m running strong but drowning fast, endless love was never meant to last… 103 more words


Expensive Paper, Cheap Wine

The only thing that makes my endorphins flow more than art is wine.  Thus, in order to take my enjoyment of art to the next level, I decided to replace my oil paint with a dark red wine.   329 more words