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@mindykaling typical @jkreamer20 reaction to her obsession called The Mindy Project 😂 http://t.co/7fOwBerTKc

— Stuck On A Jewel (@NorthShoreLifee) September 17, 2014

My reaction to the Mindy Project tonight.Oh My Goodness DANNY!!!!!!!

Breaking News, NASA Is Loaded

So “Breaking News” is that NASA is giving some $6 billion to companies to develop space taxis…….

So here’s the deal because I need to make sure I understand this (and yes I know it is not a new issue but this breaking news just reminded me that it pisses me off) we are totally cool with spending billions of dollars on alien and galaxy exploration not to mention funding democracies in other countries but we cannot take care of even half our own? 294 more words


You Might Be A Douchebag If.....

There are literally hundreds of reasons someone qualifies as a grade A douchebag.  We all know one or several, we all would like to be karma for a day and dole out some douchebag justice like Dexter and hell some of you reading this might even come to the realization that you are one (you’re welcome). 259 more words


You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture.

You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.

- Ray Bradbury

Somebody With Imagination

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into
the personnel director’s office. ‘What is the meaning of this?’ the
director asked. 41 more words

Clean Jokes

Arnold Schwarzenwhatever Makes The News

So Ahhnold the former Governor and Douche-bag of California (former only applying to the governor title) made the news yesterday because his selfie that is going on the on wall of governors has some shitty Photoshop paint job that was most likely done in the back alley……. 140 more words