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44. Woman B: Have a go on a guidedog
How many of us can walk past a blind person without experiencing an almost overwhelming urge to snatch their guide dog from them and have a go on it ourselves? It’s like with wheelchairs and sta… more →
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44. Woman B: Have a go on a guidedog
gen1e wrote 10 months ago: How many of us can walk past a blind person without experiencing an almost overwhelming urge to snat … more →
42. Woman B: Be a Princess
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: Like all little girls (and some little boys) growing up in the 80s, I imagined I would one day be a … more →
40. Woman B: Go under general anaesthetic
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: As of last weekend, I can describe myself as someone who has been under anaesthetic. I had all four … more →
38. Woman B: Push someone into a swimming pool
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: Pushing people into swimming pools. Whenever I see someone falling into a swimming pool on telly or … more →
36. Woman B: Get cancer
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: Alright, you’re thinking “that’s a bit much”. But there’s a good stati … more →
34. Woman B: Fit in
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: There’s a lot of emphasis, these days, on being an original. A one-off. It’s tremendousl … more →
32. Woman B: Lie to score with someone
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: There’s something hugely appealing about the idea of sidling up to someone in a bar and introd … more →
30. Woman B: Cut someone out of your life
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gen1e wrote 1 year ago: This tip comes from experience: I’ve cut three people out so far, and I can thoroughly recomme … more →
28. Woman B: Run away from home
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: I wouldn’t really trust anyone who has never, in whatever half-arsed childish way, attempted to run … more →
26. Woman B: Wear whatever you like
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: Perhaps you think you dress for yourself, but I doubt you have as much control over your choices as … more →
24. Woman B: See something serious at the cinema while on drugs
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gen1e wrote 1 year ago: I’m not one of those people who’s going to say ‘drugs are cool’, but the fac … more →
22. Woman B: Not get married or have kids
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gen1e wrote 1 year ago: I have no interest in marriage or children. People say to me “Why not? Why don’t you wan … more →
20. Woman B: Get stuck in a lift
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: It’s a cliche, this idea of getting stuck in a lift. I don’t know of anyone it’s e … more →
18. Woman B: Be sick at work
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: We’re talking actual vomit here. We’ve all felt ill at work – either coming back t … more →
15. Woman B: Have a cosmetic surgery consultation
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: You can’t walk down a street in central London without passing some shiny new marker of this d … more →
13. Woman B: Rub a dog-owner's face in it
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: Daily Mail readers get pissed off about everything, but dog shit is one of those few things that bri … more →
12. Woman B: Carry out a citizen's arrest
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gen1e wrote 1 year ago: There’s something very officious and camp about the word citizen. Citizen Kane. Citizen Smith. … more →
9. Woman B: Spend a night in prison
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: I like to think I live life on the edge. I’ve dropped out of university. Yes, I went back, but … more →
7. Woman B: Get enormously fat
gen1e wrote 1 year ago: I’ve never been big, really. A lot of people would say I’m ‘lucky’ but the u … more →
