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The Sick and the Sappy
Oh shit…I’b thick. I’b tho thick. I can’d dop deezing. This…kind of sucks. My voice sounds like Barry Manilow if he were wearing that nose cap that Rudolph’s da… more →
Dew Debauchee
The Sick and the Sappy
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dewdebauchee wrote 10 months ago: Oh shit…I’b thick. I’b tho thick. I can’d dop deezing. This…kind o … more →
Not Exactly What I Was Thinking...
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dewdebauchee wrote 10 months ago: Oh, hi. What’s up, internet? You’re looking mighty sexy today. I forgot just how good lo … more →
Speedle and the Breaking of Things
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dewdebauchee wrote 11 months ago: Okay, so…just as a warning: This post contains talk of bodily functions, sleep talking, and … more →
Hurricanes and Stick Figures
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dewdebauchee wrote 11 months ago: The receptionist is forcing me to update. This is most likely due to the fact that neither of us rea … more →
Bodily Fluids and My Childhood
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I don’t feel so good right now. Physically, I mean. For reasons unknown to me, I ended up waking up … more →
Punch Me In the Face
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Holy crap! I’m bored and have nothing to do! (sorta) So I did a long survey…loooooooong survey. 1)Ar … more →
Not In the Whole Wide Bed...
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Remember that time I said I have the largest, most comfortablest bed in the whole most widest world? … more →
White Stuff
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I woke up late today. Why? I don’t know…one of my two alarms didn’t go off. But I wasn’t worried abo … more →
In Which I Shamelessly Plug Myspace...and Pizza Hut.
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Oh…my…god. I can’t work right now, people. I just…so…frustrated. Cuz know what? People are stupid. N … more →
In Peeing Color
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Dear Intrawebz, My life is boring. Love, Jesse P.S. I really have nothing too exciting to talk … more →
A Whole New Kind of Terrorism
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I have a love/hate relationship with beds. Beds can be wonderful wonderful things, I will not deny t … more →
Clue Me In, Lois Lowry.
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Last night, a man told me I was beautiful in the bathroom. Re-reading that sentence, and my poor g … more →
Play by Play and Childhood
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Right. So. That didn’t work. The overtime, I mean. So far today: 12:00am: cuddling with Speedle, wat … more →
Over-what!?...ew.
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Um, hi. So…big problem. Monstrous problem. So huge, i might be freaking out right now. I just … more →
Meow-Bama
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Various things that have happened since my last post: · Dressed up as Woody · Pr … more →
There's a Snake In My Boot Pants!
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: So, the votes are in! I am going to be Woody (Toy Story) for Halloween! I shopped for all of the … more →
Anagrams smanagrams...
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dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: A new bar opened up on Friday night. It’s a new gay bar, actually. I find it sort of funny that ther … more →
