Been an outstanding week of worsts, donger aerial, airport toilet, TAB ooshta and many more. For the weekend WAtching sends a shot of Rolls Royce with gold nurries that I’m sure has been spoken about before, but I don’t think it’s been submitted. I hope not, because WAtching complains that none of his pics have ever been featured.Damian is astounded that someone would add their dog as a place of interest on google maps, but we are talking about Osborne Park, so I guess it would be one of the major attractions for tourists in the Cedric Street area.

Teh Cookster is ultra concerned that the Western suburbs is going gangsta. Or is it Gangsta Santa? And John M sends this from Canberra to show that Perth is not the only city where vibrancy drips from evry lip. Thanks everyone. Worst well

Martin sent this shot from City Beach Tennis Club. Someone left the gates open and voila! What a lovely post for the millionth viewer. I heard that a similar outrage was perpetrated on the playing field of a prominent girl school by a group from a prominent boys’ school recently. The nurries seem to be animated. Or perhaps it’s time lapse in the style of Duchamp’s  “Nurries descending a staircase.”

A nice, a VERY nice mashup of stencil and artline graffiti. They said it couldn’t work. Has a touch of the Rainbow Lodge about it. Angelo Street South Perth.

From Dave out of Skinross. What’s this written in? Snot? Semen? Also mugafuckers?

Is this as bad as putting up an anti skidmark sign in the staff bog? Another from G’day. And1  from zippy just because apparently I never put anything up they send. I need to change email. I can’t highlight things in hotmail. I’m sure this is much gold I have in my inbox which would be just too hard to find. Zippy says…

Add this to your collection of images I’ve sent in that you never publish. The plaque is on the wharf at Freo. The fish and chips were WAY over priced, but the waitress happily explained the Shit On You acronym free of charge. Nice. Much love, Zippy.

Here he comes the killer again…

Here he comes the Kunt Killer again… The Triffids

Whoa, don’t tell Tafecuntz. I’m a little lost with this one. The fact that some vigilante Kunt killer is on the streets of Mt Lawley both thrills and chills. I want a definition to see which side of the stool I fall. The Kunt Killer would probably have a really Kool Kostume too.

Three existential style Graffitis. Christ vacuum from Bento. One from Vic Demised that might be better described as meta graffiti. Yes it is graffiti and yes it is crap.  Alright Jack sends one of many from Mt Hawthorn which are apparently gossip in graffiti form. And I throw another in from Melbourne via Bento. Unsustainable fools!

Another huge, huge week. Moving back from perth a step or two,  some Shocking Asia for youse from Orbea. Orbea says…”This restaurant has been in Ku(n)ta for at least 5 years. Still happily beavering away selling sushi and sashimi to any cunt who wants it. Try the bearded clam they’re fresh.”
Some Asia Sliming from Paracleet. Some HK game from the makers of Perth 6000 blog.

And some non Asia cunt graffiti from the Gozzer in Port Melbourne. I dunno, it could have been daubed by an Asian.Thanks everyone. I look forward to next week’s offereings. Worst well.

Two graffitis, one from the god bothering community, and one from the god bothering botherers. Don’t you think it a little outre that someone liking God would graffiti  a place of worship? When I worked in film and video, it did always piss me off that one of the best video production facilities in Perth had been taken over by Salvos. This is the former Taimac on William Street Northbridge, now a temple to some dumbarsery  or other. But when it was a video facility, it was also a temple to dumbarsery i suppose, but not quite as dumb as it is now. And speaking of religious worsts, a recent trip to Rottnest reminded me how we were forced to go to church every day at this chapel while on holiday. We didn’t go to church every day when at home. Fucking outrage!

Down the end of lonely street -  at the Dog Rock cafe.

Another Bush Week entry from Caribou Bob, again from Albany. Straight after the Wacko death, this stencil came out on the Albanian Streets. Perhaps the rush to get this stencil out on the streets accounts for the fact that it looks more like Divine than Jackson. Bush Week rolls on.

The much anticipated farting dog with erection and hat from Big Ramifications, AKA Prince Angar of Avacal AKA Ninefingers.

I’m not happy with the robber’s stink lines. Looks like his leg is reeking. The dog boots are interesting. Do they really match the hat? Now am I going to get hundreds of comments abusing me for criticising their graffiti work?

Shazza has been grandmaster worst this week. Not only working country readers over with her hegemony stick, (Could those B&S commenters really have been so dumb?) but she has also sent me two superb worsts from Fremantle. Here is the first one, the sinister but hilarious  message to street artists. I assume this means stiltwalkers and balloon twisters as well. Love it. Great work Shazza.  I love that it seems to be challenging street artists to do better.

Since there is apparently a strike here at Curtin today, here is some graffiti from the toilets of The Swan Inn in Fremantle. It was taken a while ago, but still shows the constant struggle between organised labour and ah, scab cunts. Other pics from that series were shown here in Nov 07. Hello Jarad.

Might as well finish off the week with a couple more varsity shots. The first is one I saw at Curtin. Self explanatory in every way except for why. And Brad sent in some graffiti from UWA. At first I thought it said “Your dog – My Cunt”, but apparently it is a loveheart. Your dog loves cunt. That one is a little more opaque. Am at a conference at Burswood all day. Carmen Lawrence is speaking. So am I.

That’s all. He fails at sex. The secret is out. I suppose at his age, it’s natural to shoot a few duds now and then. I suppose rooting Mick Jagger would have to go into the failures pile?

Thanks Brad. Train Station overpass.

Or, Roving Reporter Records Revised Reading Recommendations

This sign was featured just a few months ago with the sinister if puzzling Queensland P.O. Box. But now the “worst” may be more about the standard of graffitiing it has just received as recorded by Roving Reporter. Like the I hate cats post recently, I question whether “Shred your Bible” was really worth the climb up to the sign? I would have tried to insert an “h” to make it “shave sinners”. With a bit of white, it could have been worth trying “give heads Qld.” There’s a whole blank line there for witty comments or obscenities. No. I can’t get behind this.

A reprise from a year ago, when we featured the Michael jackson swimming in garbage bin ads in Cottesloe. RIP &cetera.

Bento liked this is East Perth for the font as much as the sentiment apparently. Must be part of dob in a bikie week.

Again from The Queens. I think these girls lie. They look like full carb man likers. I would be prepared to guarantee they wouldn’t spit on a low carb man. These Italian beauties must be what John Eales was describing as chimp like.

And another from Bento. They didn’t have the courage to Jovi their number plate, but the next best thing. I’d like to see a Jovi bumper and a Rammstein number plate.

And one more from Vic Demised. He felt the sign was a little sinister. Yes , Vic, yes it is.

Thanks mates. Worst well this weekend.

Is this a worst? I’m not sure, you tell me. It just struck me as a little sad that graffiti talking about riots would be so restricted in both time and place. Just this week and only in the one out of the way spot behind the art department. Not even on the art department generally, just this one hidden wall. Legitimised graffiti seems to strike the wrong note to me. Doesn’t seem much point in writing “If my curvy body offends you don’t look at it” to this audience. The wall itself wasn’t bad. Liked the dinosaur, but I would have liked it better had it appeared overnight on say the giant tin can. Click to enlarge.

This was just so pathetic, I loved it as a worst. Who would feel it worthwile to change pump to rump, and then highlight it? So stupid, it’s hilarious. East Perth. And another piece of graffiti from Brownbook. The lack of a comma makes the meaning unclear. is it “Beware cunts, of vehicles crossing”, or “Beware, cunts of vehicles crossing”? Intriguing. Thanks Brownbook

A little briefer today as getting ready to go to China tomorrow. I thought I should give communism one more go. But first, Shocking Asia on a biscuit, Cookster has a new vest! Really. Compare and contrast. Or is it recoloured via photoshop?

And Bento who has well and truly done his worst for us this week sends two more.

And Outrage Cohen juxtaposes this poster with the true cross, no doubt with pen in mouth.

Worst well this weekend. Will try and set up auto posts for next week.

First, who sent me this? I saved the picture but not the sender, and I have gone back through my inbox but couldn’t find you. You need to receive your kudos.

And Shazza finally got her camera and started off with this number plate snap.Soon you’ll be snapping shots of Fred Botica without his mask, or maybe Howard Sattler slumped on a couch.

And Bento may need a camera phone upgrade, as he had tales of racing through the darkened streets chasing worsts but his phone not being up to it. Seems that it wasn’t up to it in daylight for this worst worthy “throwing out of the constitution” of Mt Lawley Golf Club. I hope there was some defenestration too. “One night in the club called The Shakin’ Hand…” is all I can say Bento.

More good vinyl from the Onga Pump Shop via the recently quiet outrage Cohen. Perhaps gloomy Scandos have put out his fire. Ah Jade Hurley and The Mike Walsh Show. Worst on Worst.

Vic Demised saw this hilarious car sticker. Cars, like Sweden seem to be able to mess with people’s humour nodules.

Thanks everyone. worst well.

“Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bull-fighters.” Hemmingway – The Sun also Rises

Yeah I can dig it. I don’t know what it means, but I can dig it. The Veronicas are Falangists? I can’t believe it. Not really much excuse for it now Franco is gone. Crushing of unions and Communists may make a comeback I suppose. I’m sure Charlotte’s Web were never Falangists. Thxs Morgan.

If anyone in the east coast has a concrete issue please feel free to check out my website and it might answer your questions. Andy

- I’m going to give you concrete boots and shove you in Halifax harbour Andy. When’s a good time for you? Canadian chat forum. Speak with Canadians

More concrete commentary, this time in Mt Lawley. It may be criticising the Council’s wet concrete management skills. Not only will people write stuff in wet concrete if you leave it unattended, objects placed on wet concrete will tend to sink quicksand like towards the centre of the earth, as seen by CC a few streets away in Northbridge. Thanks CC.

Someone sent me a phone pic of this (was it Bento?) that so made me think 92.9 was going all Bennetton on our arses that I had to go snap a shot of it myself.  Since the billboard has been replaced with a non blood version, I am assuming that the station’s agency isn’t that innovative. Am I old fashioned to think that unless these two are fur wearers, excreta would be the generally recognised medium for this kind of artistic statement? Perhaps too hard to get a spray up so high? If it had been Garry Shannon, I might have been tempted myself. 92.9 is currently involved in a rather lame attempt to get a giant quokka on Rottnest. Perhaps it’s a lover of Rottnest?  This issue covered by Rottobloggo, with a quokka constructed by The Lazy Aussie himself. (I’ve become third person to myself now I’m an influential content maker.)

Suspiciously close to the Adrian Barich graffiti site (Jeez I love every opportunity to relink to that world class worst), which has been suspiciously free of anti 6PR graffiti lately.

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