Blogs about: Writeablogaday
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malfunctioningmartha wrote 4 months ago: Some days, the above litany must be repeated for as long as I can keep it up, just to remind myself … more →
I swear, I'm not the type...
malfunctioningmartha wrote 4 months ago: …not the type to fall for all that schmoopy, girly lovey-dovey horseshit that’s usually … more →
Neighbors
malfunctioningmartha wrote 4 months ago: Previously, I described the virtues of my SBP. Now let’s explore the downsides. Directly acros … more →
Welcome to my Swingin' Bachelor Pad
malfunctioningmartha wrote 6 months ago: I love my house. Well, okay, it’s actually a duplex, but still, it has been my home for the la … more →
Sike!
malfunctioningmartha wrote 6 months ago: Erm. Okay, so maybe I’m not such a fuck up as I thought. Let’s give a big old huzzah for … more →
Fuck up.
malfunctioningmartha wrote 6 months ago: What is the term for someone who has suddenly found herself in the midst of a fantastic fucking rela … more →
B is for Beer
malfunctioningmartha wrote 7 months ago: “…when brewers combine hops with yeast and grain and water, and allow the mixture to fer … more →
Praise the lord.
malfunctioningmartha wrote 7 months ago: Thank you christnbabyjesus, spring might finally be showing her pretty little head. The sun is shini … more →
Pussy
malfunctioningmartha wrote 7 months ago: So, I have four cats. Four fuzzy fuckin’ felines, who, through happenstance and subliminal sug … more →
A Henry Rollins threesome? Yes, please!
malfunctioningmartha wrote 7 months ago: So, in the wee hours of the night/morning, whilst satiatedly wrapped around a virile hunk of man (he … more →
They're doing amazing things...
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Simply amazing, inspirational things… …with body paint these days. (This picture stolen … more →
Give that big booty a slap.
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: No, no, that’s not what I say to potential suitors. It’s a line from the most aggravatin … more →
Dude, wait. What day is it?
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Okay, okay, okay. I know that I swore upon the precious life of my firstborn child (or something) to … more →
Suck my nuts, why? Reason #1
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Consider this both my inaugural celebritaunting, and the basis of my desire for cultural revolution, … more →
Just a little something to gum up the works
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Just bare moments ago, I, not because of my presumed level of intoxication, but rather the sheer fuc … more →
Failure.
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Just three days into my self-appointed sentence of writingablogaday and I have already failed. O woe … more →
An introductory offer
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malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Welcome, friends! I am Malfunctioning Martha, the malfunctioningest murderbot ever to maraud the mer … more →
