When you are choosing a console, everyone nowadays thinks that HD is better.

Here’s how I look at it…

Here is what I have

Would I have spent an extra $180 on Graphics, NO.
That’s why Graphics are unnecessary.

More Proof

If Graphics are so important in a Video game, than why is the Bit Trip. Series doing so well.

Plus!

If you take the time to notice graphics in an exciting scene, you aren’t having fun.

Se você não esta aguentando esperar para jogar, nem que seja um pouquinho, Bayonetta temos boas notícias para você. A SEGA vai liberar o Demo no próximo dia 3 de Dezembro para PS3 e X Box360. (isso para os EUA e Europa!)

Em outra noticia relacionada, o jogo recebeu a nota máxima da Revista Edge britânica. Lembrando que o jogo já havia conseguido um 40/40 da Famitsu no mês passado.

Bayonetta é assim o décimo primeiro jogo a receber um 10 na história da revista, juntando-se a uma lista de jogos como Super Mario Galaxy, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Halo, LittleBigPlanet e outros.

Veja tudo que falamos sobre Bayonetta aqui.

Whenever a game console comes out nowadays, it has DVD playback or HD graphics.
What ever happened to the good old days, where you put a game into the console and simply play it.

Recently I found a post and on it said that someone said to Wii owners to “get a real console.”
So I decided it was time to post this.

Whenever you buy a new console you always look for the best graphics, the most abilities, and of course the one that plays your favorite game series.

Graphics, DVD Playback, Mobile Devices Compatibility, Favorite Game Series – Links Not Available Yet

For those who don’t know, Assassin’s Creed is a computer game that was released couple of years ago and is due to have a sequel. This excellent short movie, made of 3 parts or episodes, is actually a prequel to the Assassin’s Creed 2 story.

Overall synopsis:

When the Duke of Milan is brutally murdered, Giovanni Auditore an Assassin – is dispatched to investigate the crime. His mission: determine who is responsible and why. The answers he uncovers implicate Italys most powerful families reaching all the way back to the Vatican itself. As Giovanni draws closer to the truth, he becomes hunted himself. He must expose the conspirators before he joins their ever growing list of victims

So, last time we spoke it was the middle of the night after a night on the town. Tonight it is the night of the morning after a night in a house with many friends and one enemy.

Anyway, I drove there, which was apparently a wise move, as several of my friends took a bus then a train then a bus and took a very long time to get there, carrying bags of who knows what. So, I arrived and, judging from the smell, they had been smoking for a while, hehe, so I joined them. There was a large table outside, an x-box inside, couches, good company (mostly), etc.

To be more specific about the one bad company, she’s one of the friends of friends who really isn’t up to the standard of the rest of them. I can’t really be fucked going into too much detail, but several times when she opened her mouth about three of us just left the table, which hopefully sent her and whoever invited her a message, but whatever, haha. Otherwise, it was a great time.

I hung out in my car towards the end with a select few of the good company with music and etc. then slept there until the sun woke me up, which wasn’t as pleasant as a sunrise deserves to be. This morning I drove to my friends’ house, one of the friends had just arrived back from Canadia the day before, so that was cool.

And now I’m home, I rented a boxing game, haha, so that’s what I’ve been doing.

After writing this, it seems like the first or second time in my blogging experience where I doubt whether anyone will really give a shit. Which might be a sign not to post it, mm.

I guess I’ll have to make up for it with something interesting, I guess…

I ate jelly today, that’s interesting, I’m sure. I haven’t had jelly in ages and it was as awesome as I remember it being. I also had peanut butter and jam m&ms brought back from Canadia, which I enjoyed.

Anyway, I’m as bored by this blog as you are, so I’ll find a quote for the day and be off,

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’”

Your boring jelly-eater,

TDE

For those of you who know me, I am a big Xbox & Xbox 360 fan and thoroughly enjoy playing games to unwind, have fun, and just enjoy.  Whether it is playing Rock Band, Project Gotham Racing or Fusion Frenzy with the family, or playing something like Unreal Tournament or Halo to take out some aggression and unwind by fragging just about anything that moves after a long day, Xbox is a great source to have fun.  (By the way, if you haven’t heard about Project Natal for the Xbox yet, you might want to check out this post I put up.)

Here’s an offer we are running this weekend where you can get access to Xbox LIVE Gold subscriptions for FREE.  Thanks to Major Nelson for originally posting out this information.  With this FREE weekend trial of the Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, you can try out several of the new features we just added to Xbox, such as: Facebook, Zune Video, Twitter and Last.FM.

To find out more about this and how you can take advantage of it, take a look at the post here.

I hope you enjoy this FREE Xbox LIVE weekend and have a great day,

Eric Ligman

 

400

Modern Warfare® 2

Ghost Uniform

400

Halo 3: ODST

UNSC Marine Armor

400

Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Conviction™

Splinter Cell Outfit

240

Modern Warfare® 2

UAV

Which Console Is For You?

Contents	Xbox 360 Arcade	Xbox 360 Elite*
Xbox 360 Console
Wireless Controller
Storage
Headset	SOLD SEPARATELY
Network Cable	SOLD SEPARATELY
AV Cable	STANDARD	STANDARD
HDMI Output	CABLE SOLD SEPARATELY	CABLE SOLD SEPARATELY
Xbox LIVE	SILVER MEMBERSHIP	SILVER MEMBERSHIP
Game Compatibility	ALL XBOX 360 GAMES	ALL XBOX 360 GAMES + OVER 300 XBOX GAMES

*Some versions of the Elite may have slightly different features, such as a larger hard drive or included games.

Ok, I’ll admit it…  I’m a tech junkie at heart and love to toy around with all sorts of technology gadgets and toys.  When it comes to gaming consoles, no exception there.  Growing up it was the old Atari systems, the Bally’s Gaming System, Intellivision, and more.  When the X-Box original console first came out, it was great to be a Microsoft employee who was often giving presentations all the time because often times after the “official” Microsoft presentations were over with the Partners, we’d do product demos of the new X-Box system there in the presentation facilities with the full-wall presentation screens, projectors, surround sound and more.  Since that day, there have been a couple X-Box 360s added to the house and the kids (and adults) all love to play a variety of games on these; however, the whole “game” is about to change!

Have you heard about “Project Natal” coming out on the X-Box platform?  Now this is really cool!  Sure, the Wii has the hand-held controllers that let you move and interact with the games and it is a nice touch for some of the video games out there when it comes to some body movement interactivity.  But imagine not having any controllers and interacting with your gaming system with your entire body as the controller and your voice as well!  That’s the world of Project Natal and it is #1 on my wish list (as well as my whole family’s) when it hits the streets.

Whether you’re a tech junkie like me or not, I’m going to suggest you check out the Project Natal website and see what I am talking about.  This thing is going to be phenomenal and change the gaming platform in a BIG way!  In fact, Project Natal has already made Time’s list of The 50 Best Inventions of 2009. 

Here’s to the next gen of gaming!

Thank you and have a wonderful day,

Eric Ligman

Microsoft began a while ago to ban X-box Live accounts from modified consoles. They want to put an end to the piracy and the modded consoles. Till now about 600,000 users of X-Box Live were banned. And they all are now mad:))

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Well banning your account it’s not all. If your X-Box was one of them, you cannot use X-Box Live, you can kiss goodbye your HDD [you cannot use it no more], all this meaning that your X-Box is fucked-up now.

Shh…little boy…get yourself a new one…and buy the games

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As a voice actor it always amazes me that when folks as how much it costs to have you voice a commercial, game, narration or whatever they always try to talk your price… down. I’ve had people offer 10.00 for me to completely produce, write and voice a 30 sec radio commercial. Voice Actors will always try to work with in a clients budget, but 10 bucks…”Hey, Get Off My Lawn”. I heard their radio commercial and they hired some kid with a “barbie” microphone to do it. Guess you get what you pay for.
The Gaming industry has to get into the game of voice a bit more than they have in the past. Let’s face it, most of their money is spent on the development of the game and Voice Acting is almost an after thought. Hey, credit where credit is due, the guy that voiced Grand Theft Auto got around 100,000.00 for 6 months work. The game is one of the most popular, because thought went into development and voice acting. Here’s a great video of what happens when you spend about 10 dollars on Voice Acting… Thanks to the guy who put this together…FANTASTIC JOB!!
GAME DEVELOPERS … YOU GET WHAT YO PAY FOR.

Thanks for the read
Bryan Cox
VOICE DEMOS AT Cox Marketing

Neden Oyun Konsolu Alayım ki Zaten PC’imde Her Oyunu Oynuyorum?

Pc’nizde oyun oynarsanız en mükemmel sistemi topladıktan iki yıl sonra sisteminiz o an için piyasadaki oyunlara “minimum system requirements” gibi kalır. Sonra başlarsınız 150$ ekran kartı, 100$ Ram, 100$ işlemci vs. vs. 2 yıl geçer böyle ama sonra yine aynı duruma düşersiniz.

Peki neden Xbox alayım ki Playstation 2 alırım? Hem de Sony.

Microsoft’un bir ürünü olan Xbox birçok hardware sitesinden tam not almış bir oyun konsoludur. Oyunları daha çok yetişkinlere hitap etmektedir. Ayrıca Xbox’ın kutusundan çıkanlar ortalama bir oyuncuyu doyuracak niteliktedir. Playstation2 ise gelişmiş bir ataridir. Aksesuar alınmadan hiçbir işe yaramamaktadır. Tam bir para tuzağıdır. Xbox’a benzetmek için; Hdd takılması ve diğer masraflar için daha alır almaz 200$ ödersiniz. Ayrıca Playstation 2′lerde çok sık görülen 2 tür problem vardır. Bunlardan biri, Playstation çok kullanıldığında (internet cafe gibi) aşırı ısınmalara maruz kalmaktadır. Böylece cihazın ömrü kısalmaktadır. Bir diğeri Dvd Rom’unun lensi çok kısa sürelerde işlevini yitirip kullanıcıya gereksiz yere büyük masraflar çıkarmaktadır.

Xbox Nasıl bir şeydir? Biraz teknik detay verir misin?

Xbox esasen Microsoft tarafından oyun konsolu olarak satılan bir PC’dir çünkü Microsoft kullanıcıların bu oyun konsolunda sadece ve sadece oyun oynamasını istemektedir. Xbox fiyatları bir çok ülkede alt segment bir PC’nin fiyatının yarısından azdır. Xbox’ın esasen bir PC olmasının kanıtı ise Xbox’ın bileşenlerine bakıldığında daha net anlaşılmaktadır.

• Pentium III 733 MHz CPU
• 64 MB of RAM (bütün oyunlar için fazla fazla yeterlidir)
• nVidia GeForce 3 graphics card
• Dolby Digital AC97 sound card
• 8 or 10 GB hard disk (daha büyük harddiskler takılabilir)
• DVD drive
• 10/100 Ethernet port
• 4 USB ports (zekice joystick girişi olarak maskelenmiştir.)

Bu bileşenler benim bilgisayarımdan düşük, Xbox da da hiç iş yokmuş doğrusu.

Doğru. Bu bileşenler kendi işletim sistemini 5 sn’de açan ve sadece oyun için özelleşmiş bir sistemin bileşenleridir. Dünya üzerinde 600′ü aşkın Xbox oyunu vardır. (Doom3, Halo2, NFS Underground, Fifa Street, Pro Evolution Soccer, GTA:San Andreas vs vs) Ve tüm oyunlar Xbox’ta bu bileşenlerle çok yüksek performanslarla çalışmaktadırlar. Grafik ve kalite olarak mükemmeldir!(Playstation2′de bu bileşenler dahi yoktur. PS2 Xbox ile kıyaslandığında birçok yönden daha düşük konfigrasyonda kalmaktadır.)

PC’ler ise 1 gigabayt büyüklüğündeki ne işe yaradığı kimse tarafından bilinmeyen, habire yaması çıkan ve bu yamaların da boyutları 200mb olan bir işletim sistemi ile 60 sn boyunca savaşarak açılıyor. Sonra bir de oyun oynamaya enerjisi ve sistem kaynağı kalmıyor.

Anladım. Ok. Nerde Kalmıştık?

Xbox hoş ve taşınabilir bir şekilde sunulmuştur. Öyleki normal bir PC’den daha küçük, daha hafif ve daha sessizdir. En iyi özelliği ise her TV’nin bir Xbox için bir monitör görevi görmesidir ve uygun adaptörler ile VGA ve HDTV’lerden görüntü almak mümkündür.

Microsoft bizlerin Xbox’ı oyun konsolu dışında kullanmamızı istemiyor. Bu sebeple bir koruma geliştirmişlerdir. Standart bir Xbox ile orjinal oyunları oynayabilir, DVD’leri izleyebilir ve audio CD leri dinleyebilirsiniz. Çipli bir Xbox ile de Xbox’ın diğer fonksiyonları aktif olmaktadır. Bir Xbox’ın diğer fonksiyonları DVD ve Audio CD çalar olmak yanında, mp3 çalmak, resim görüntülemek, DivX izlemek(hem de altyazılı), kopya oyun oynamak ve internette sörf imkanıdır.

Peki Microsoft, Xbox’lara çip takılmasına neden göz yumuyor? Makinaya bir zararı olmasın?

Microsoft olayın tamamen bilincindedir. Xbox’a çip takılınca cihaz garanti dışı olmaktadır. Böylece Microsoft da her ülkede yüzlerce teknik servis kurmaktan ve bu teknik servislere eğitim, dökümantasyon vs. vs. vermekten kurtulmaktadır. Xbox zaten sağlam bir cihazdır. Her bileşeni kendisi için özel yapım olduğundan herhangi bir arıza vermemektedir. Çip takmanın makinaya hiçbir zararı yoktur. Gizli kalmış özelliklerini ortaya çıkarmaktadır.

Neden Bu Ürünün Reklamı Yok Hiç Türkiye’de?

Cihaz Türkiye’de satışa sunulmamıştır bile. Oyun konsollarının üreticiye esas kar bırakan tarafı oyun konsolu satışından sonra gelen oyun satışlarıdır. Ancak Türkiye gibi ülkelerde lisanslı oyun kullanım oranı çok düşüktür hatta sıfırdır. Yani satılan her makine, kullanıcısı oyunları lisanssız kullandığı için Microsoft’a zarar yazmaktadır. Bu yüzden ülkemizde distribütörü ve dolayısı ile reklamları yoktur.

Sonuçta, oyun meraklısı olun veya olmayın bir Xbox alın. Herkese çok tavsiye ediyorum.

Oyun toplam 169 bölümden oluşuyor.
Oyunda 41 adet müzik var .
Akılalmaz bölümlerle.. geliyor…

Seneler önce bir hayaldi trafikte bunları yapmak ama artık bu oyunla rahat.Oyun ilk serisi çıktığında zaten türünün neredeyse tek örneği olarak çığır açacağı belliydi ve öylede oldu.Herkesler bu oyunu oynama arzusu peşindeydi.Bende de x-box serilerinin hepsi mevcuttu ve hepsinde de zevk alarak oynamıştım…
“Birazda Oyun’a Dönelim”

Oyun toplam 169 bölümden oluşuyor(gerçekten uzun ve yorucu). Yarış boyunca yaptığımız hareketler ile yıldızlar alıyoruz.Yarışlar dan sonra bir sonraki dereceye geçmek için kaç yıldız toplamanız gerektiği görebiliyorsunuz.Yıldız almak için yapabilecekleriniz: Rakiplerinize kaza yaptırmak,ters yönden gitmek,intikam almak,aynı yönden ilerleyen trafiğe çarpmak,drift yapmak(son zamanların modası),rakiplerinizin tam arkasından gitmek ve aracınızla havaya kalkmak(uçun uçabildiğiniz kadar).Ayrıca bunları yaptığınızda boost( nitro(nos) ) da kazanıyorsunuz.Yarışları kazanmanın ilk şartı,rakiplerinizi yarış dışı bırakmak yani kaza yaptırmak. Bunları yapınca boost kazanıp dolayısıyla da daha hızlı gidiyoruz.Rakipleriniz den birisi size kaza yaptırır ise üstündeki mavi gösterge kırmızıya dönüşüyor ve o dakikadan sonra amacımız ondan intikam almak,yani ona kaza yaptırmak oluyor(çok önemli).Ayrıca kaza yaptıktan sonra aracınızı istediğiniz yönde kontrol edip, rakiplerinizin size çarparak kaza yapmalarını sağlayabiliyorsunuz. Oyunda en sevdiğim özelliklerden birisi ise sizinle aynı yönde akan trafiğe çarptığınızda kaza yapmamanız(çoğuna saçma gelebilir).Ancak tır, otobüs gibi araçlara çarparsanız doğal olarak kaza yaparsınız.Ayrıca sizinle aynı yönde giden trafiğe çarparak onları diğer yarışçıların üstüne atabilir ve kaza yaptırabilirsiniz. Bu olayın oyundaki ismi ise Traffic Takedow!

“Vur Kır Parçala”

Oyuna yeni eklenen “Traffic Attack” modunda ise size 20 saniye veriliyor. Sizinle aynı yönde giden trafiğe çarptıkça süre kazanıyorsunuz. Ancak ters yönden gelen trafiğe, otobüs ve tırlara dikkat edin. “Eliminator” modda ise, her 30 saniyede sonda kalan yarışçı eleniyor. “Road Rage” modunda ise yarış yok. Size verilen süre içinde diğer yarışçılara kaza yaptırmaya çalışıyorsunuz. Ne kadar çok
araba parçalarsanız o kadar çok puan alıyorsunuz. “Time Lap” modun da adından da anlaşabileceği gibi zamana karşı yarışıyorsunuz. “Crash” modu bana 3. oyuna göre daha bir kolay geldi. Kalkışta, sol taraftaki bardan hızımızı ayarlıyoruz. Bar çubuğunu iki kez durdurmamız gerekiyor Ancak bu sefer 4X, 2X gibi bonuslar yok, bunun yerine target aracı patlattığınızda daha yüksek puanlar alabiliyorsunuz. Ana menüdeki bir diğer bölüm ise“Multiplayer”. Bu bölümde istediğiniz oyun modunu seçip arkadaşınızla beraber oynayabiliyorsunuz. Ama bunun için 2 ayrı kola ihtiyacınız olacağını söylemeye gerek yok sanırım.( hehe )

“Çıldırmış Bunlar!!!”

Oyunda gerçekten çok sayıda araç bulunuyor ve bunların hepsi birbirinden farklı. Biri çok hafif ve hızlı olurken birisi çok ağır ve yavaş olabiliyor, bunun bir ortası yok mu derseniz tabiî ki var. Alışık olduğumuz gibi araçlar lisanssız olduğundan dolayı arabalara saçma isimler verilmiş. Benden size bir ipucu “Crash” modunda elinizde bulunan en hantal ve ağır olanı. “RoadRage” modunda ise hem hızlı hem de ağır olan arabaları seçmek yararınıza olacaktır.X-box’a göre son derece güzel, böyle olmasına rağmen oyunda en ufak bir kasılma veya yavaşlama görmek imkânsız.Araçlar ve çevre tasarımları gerçekten çok iyi yapılmış. Trafikteki araçlara ise o kadar özen gösterilmemiş.Yarıştığınız mekânlar gerçekten çok güzel.Her pistte ayrı kısa yollar bulmak mümkün.Yükleme süreleri ise bu oyuna göre gerçekten çok iyi,ne çok uzun ve sıkıcı ne çok kısa ve zevksiz.Hasar modellemesi bu kadar güzel olan yarış oyunları çok azdır.Her kazadan sonra araçlarınız farklı bir şekilde parçalanıyor.Seyretmesi çok zevkli kazalar ortaya çıkıyor.Kamera da bu arada boş durmuyor,bu kazaları size en iyi şekilde gösteriyor.
“Rock Rock Rock”
Oyunda 41 adet müzik var ve çoğu bilmediğimiz yabancı gruplar ama nedense bu oyunda o gruplar bile kulağımıza aşina bir ses gibi çınlıyor.Müzikler benden geçer not aldı..
Oyun kısaca bir real(gerçekçi) yarış oyunundan çok bir arcade ama her evde olması ve oynanması gereken bir oyun.

…

Foi mal mas eu precisava mostrar isso a todos…eu avisei…EU FALEI, EU A VISEI …vejam abaixo:

VEIO QUE ISSO?!?!?!MAS CADE…MAS E O…PORQUE?!?!? AAAAAAAAA ESQUECE!!!!!!!!  MANO A MUSICA COPIADA DO BATMAN E TUDO.

Sera que é difil fazer igual a isso:

SERA TÃO DIFICIL ASSIM?!?!?!

Bom só tenho uma coisa a dizer, dei muita risada, mas o garoto nerd que gastava o dinheiro do lanche em fliperemas acordou!!!! SABE O QUE EU ACHO DESSE FILME?!?…

VEIO…a revolta é quase a mesma que quando o bigode (que não é o Mario e sim primo do Darth) soube do Dragon Ball EVOLUTION:

…vai ser tão famoso como o da Chunli…

Para os corajosos, lançamento previsto para 2010

Tudo bem que ainda é um rumor, mas segundo a galera do CrunchGear a fonte é muito boa. Quem ainda não conhece o Project Natal, que foi anunciado na última E3, PELAMORDEDEUS, veja antes o vídeo de apresentação.

E para quem, assim como eu, tem um XBox 360 e não vê a hora de colocar as mãos no seu Project Natal, saiba que tudo está caminhando para um lançamento ainda em Novembro e que vai custar apenas US$80

Estou aqui, roendo as unhas!

Fonte: [Guanabara.info] [CrunchGear]

The "evidence" has been sourced back to Sony

Just as the Xbox announces its new Facebook Integration, it’s been “leaked” from Sony that they will be getting in on the FB action soon too. The screenshot seems legit and of course Sony are saying nothing so we’ll just have to wait and see what happens.

Fingers on the Hide button of heavy gaming friends, their posts could soon be getting a whole lot duller- “Now on Level 1,2,3,4,5………”

As I’ve been mentioning, Stygian Port and myself have been collaborating, and by collaborating, I mean talking about nothing and everything. For now, I’ll be releasing these “meetings of the minds” [i.e., dinners of/with "andros," in other words men who are not gynic] as podcasts. Stygian Port has released his write-up of the [un]historic occasion [in stereo on his site]. More of me on Saturn’s Day. {*4}

Before you hit start on the below player, I would strongly advise that anyone under the mental age of twelve, keep far away [that would be somewhere around 96% of the population]. Listening to this show may cause hemorrhaging in virgin brains. Come to think of it, this episode probably shouldn’t be listened to by anybody.

The podcast will surely offend a few many people. But, seriously, if you’re the kind of person that’s easily offended, then (1) don’t listen to it, but (2) should you still listen and become offended, proceed to go fuck yourself. Here’s a download link.

I’m sure everyone’s seen Nicole Kidman’s scrumptious ass by now, thus will understand why it’s so hard to resist. If you haven’t, or need to again, here it is.

Devilicious? Perhaps. Actually, if you stare at Nicole’s ass long enough, you might be privy to see/imagine a stinking brown turd coming out of it. That, would put your mind in the proper context to appreciate this end product: Australia (2008). For those in doubt, here’s a scene that I missed upon first viewing. The little boy grabbing Jackman’s finger, and the [scripted] methodical reaction that followed:

The camera zooms in on Jackman’s “finger” as it slowly rises from slumber to full-mast rigid. If you’re one of these people that thinks this scene was somehow missed or overlooked during the repeated dailies and edits this film went through, and accidentally “slipped through,” then, well, you’re a complete fucking idiot.

The Carney Cattle Company featured prominently in this film. Their logo, could well be converted into a sygil with minimal effort. Perhaps, that’s already been done?

I must also thank a guru of mine, for appraising me long ago, that there may in fact be a deep occult reason why the clock is set to 07:20. Below, is a related scene from Jennifer’s Body, “Needy” cleaning Jennifer’s regurgitate off the floor.

Of note, she said “cleaning the carnage off the floor.” For some reason, it resembled “oil.” Black gold? Texass Tea? That will make some sense sooner or later. Here’s the related “carnage” from the Simpson’s Zombie episode:

Burger “Squared?” Well, every festering turd has a few nuggets in it. Part of it is advisement of the aware, the rest is a methodical plan to make humanity a willing partner in its own destruction. There’s good reason why films like The Watchmen (and many other apocalyptic films of late) are reMinding us, “You deserve this!”

As came up in the zombie post discussion (Bring Out Your Dead), Australia is Oz and vice-versa. Here’s Kidman’s impromptu “random” story that “chanced” on her lap.

Below, is the first view, of many, from the classic original that the flim-makers wizards chose to share with us [the audience]. Odd view/perspective, no?

Here’s a photo of “The Pearl” theater, just in case your imagination couldn’t well enough picture it. Isn’t there a toothpaste called “Peal Drops?” Coincidence!

It reminds of another “pearl” of cinematic lore, one featured in a film starring yet another “ex” [X] of the infamous Tom Cruise [¿as in to "to cruise" gay bars, right Johnny?], Mimi Rogers. It also features David Duchovny, an “x-man” of sorts, and the sexaholic [and utterly discreditable] poster child of human degeneration

Said movie, The Rapture (1991), is about swingers, sex and big Jesus’s “second coming.” The pearl, in this case, was an early sign some dude alleged to be “God” shared with Christians [X-ians], that his boy’s second coming [i.e., the "rapture," hm, yes, grunt, oh, yes] was imminent. What a mind-fuck that movie was.

Alas, we close off with a picture of Hugh Jackass, doing a little “horse-whispering” to the referenced Capricorn Mare. Considering what Stygian Port said [in the audio portion], it should now be abundantly evident why the Capricorn Mare is black and why [¿the ass it rode in on?] is putting it to sleep [metaphorically, death].

From the Rainbow Serpent, whom/which lays/lies Somewhere Over the Rainbow, we transition to another ‘ole Nick [nicole], Little Nicky. Coincidentally, when asked where he was from Lil Nicholass said, “The Deep South.” Faraway and down.

Undoubtedly, why idiots invite the evil into their house every Winter Solctice (milk & cookies), and why your children not yet ready for the MTV watch “Nick” at Night. Thanks to a random comment from a lad named Dave, overheard at my [XIX] bar:

She said, ‘How’d you like to waste some time?’
And I could not resist
When I saw little Nicky grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn’t believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said, ‘Sign ur name on the dotted line.’
The lights went out
And Nicky started to grind

The above lyrics are from Prince’s “Little Nicky.” Analysis should tell you she was far more than some random slut he encountered. Of course, this movie had a few requisite X-boxes and dialogue cleverly disguised/masked for the idiots watching.

If you watch the basketball scenes, it [the process of watching] becomes extremely painful, for those who give a shit about the fate of mankind. The wizards make it obvious that the dumb-jokes (e..g, the Wanda Sykes one-liners) are aimed at [making fun of] the same idiots who may enjoy the movie. And then, revelation:

The above scene is cut to immediately after the devil says the above line [exactly what my Burning Ring is surmising]. As a bonus, the man dumb-fuck in the middle is wearing a [spirit-trapping] grid pattern shirt. Even the Matrix showed us [via the underlying story to the aware], this “Zion,” this refuge for humanity, just happens to be located in the center of the Earth and coincidentally, looks a lot like hell.

Well, so much for the “Jew Control Theory.” Those sad sacks have been just as brainwashed as everybody else. One of my readers pointed out that Chicago is located in the 60606 zip code and has tons of demonic architecture. Coincidentally, Chicago established itself as and financed its growth through the business of “meat-packing” [that's a double entendre] and animal torture/slaughter. Hence, for billions upon billions of animal souls, Chicago has long been “Hell on Earth.”

Little Nicky informs us that Chicago (the band) albums played [ass] backwards, offer up some interesting invocations. Leads me wonder why they call the place “Chi-town.” Would that be Chi-Town as in Chi [Greek "X"] Town, or as in Shit-own?

In case any are confused, the film took place in NY [i.e., another OZ]. In my Trumanesque world, I am reminded of my adversary while Living in Rio. I called him “LA Guy,” and he was a piece of shit excuse for a human being if ever I met one. He was the kind of guy that would hug you and act like your best friend whenever he saw you, and then bad-mouth you and try to pick up your girlfriends the moment you’d turn your back on him; omni-present, womanizing and yet clingy [¿needy?].

One night, I [from NYC at the time] and my mate, Sam from Australia [seriously, I am not making this up], came close to beating the crap out of that fucker. A passive-aggressive mutual friend, would just make a point of asking, every time we encountered said person, “So, when are you leaving Rio?”

The point of the story? He [dipshit] was the son of one of the members of the band, Chicago. There’s more to the tale, but alas, before I moved on from Rio on to locales North[east], a drunken “LA Guy” who had a habit of patting guy’s on the ass, as I came in from the ocean, tried to take it one step further with me and get a quick probe in. In other words, he tried to “check my temperature.” {*1}

These days, I have heard many a media-fed moron use the phrase, “Checking the Oil,” which is a far more lurid, and disturbing “twist” on the former, as it implies “digging” in quest for something. Alas, the above promo of Kim Kard[ash/ass]ian, courtesy of Grace, who uses her vision to “see,” may show exactly “what.”

Note the extremely specific placement of the shadow of the nozzle/head of the oil rig. Drilling for Oil? Texass tea. I think I’m gonna vomit. Argh, words entrap me.

The above scenes are serious overkill of numerology and symbolism. Considering I mentioned KK [11:11] earlier, it’s worth noting that the K line in Manhattan was closed down in 1988, and that the movie was made in 2000. In other words, the wizards put it there for good bad reason. Of course, Nicky had a gay roommate.

The above, and below scenes are from “Heaven.” Wait, so the entrance to heaven is through the Vesica Piscis? Sex is Death. More vagina symbols please?

Speaking of, we all know what one has to do to earn their “red-wings,” one trophy this Rebel can proudly claim his personal case deficient of. But now, I ask you Adam Sandler, what exactly did you have to do to earn your Pink Wings?

To transition from one movie to the next, we move right from the rear pink man-ring to the female one. Below, is our [the audience's] introduction to [or, first exposure of] starlette Anna Farris in The House Bunny (2008):

Years of programming, has convinced [i.e., mind-fucked] the average bunny that movies are disconnected unrelated independent efforts. Just the other day, some idiot accused me of making it up [my blog] for entertainment and shock value. How do you reach someone like that? Quoth The Rebel, “I don’t bother.”

The [upper] above caption is the one mentioned [in audio] from Little Nicky, while the lower two [above set] are from Jennifer’s Body. Yes, lots and lots of fucking rabbits. Below, is the main “hole” worship shot I referred to from this movie. Seeing that it [the montage] is dedicated to Lucy, I would guess that is the front hole; the one that lies “somewhere beyond the rainbow,” also known as “death.”

The follow-up is our heroine’s response to her prostitute cell-mates. Yep, keep repeating that to yourself Shelly. All that matters is that you believe it. Same goes to all the other playboy bunnies, bunny wanna-bes and pretty much every girl on this planet who whores herself out for drinks, drugs, a chance to sit in ViP, or on a semi-permanent basis in exchange for a carbon rock [aka, a "diamond" ring].

More bunnies. More V’s. More sixes. And alas, just like in Little Nicky, Shelly and her fellow revelers seem rather excited and happy to find themselves in HELL.

Wow! Shelly shops at the same store as the [other] chubby balding gay guy from Little Nicky? That is unfuckingcanny! For the benefit of one cryptic Eugene, they do seem to emphasize the “Dou” in Doughnut. He may have a clue as to why.

In other news: IBM’s been assigned the task of predictively programming the sheep that “the grid” is gonna be the new internet. The below scene is from Jennifer’s Body, when the heroine delves into a book she found in the “scary” [I said "Boo" mother-fucker!] Occult section of her school’s library [a mind association game].

The House Bunny, coincidentally, had its own “virgin sacrifice” ritual as well. By chance, the sacrificee happens to be tomboy Natalie, played by Emma [sync-like-a] Stone, the tomboy “virgin” star of that twink-fest known as Zombieland.

Shelly’s proud of her body and displays it brazenly. Of note, it would seem that to most people who might care [the males in the audience], only get to see her back-side. Which, IMHO, is quite nice, but cuts right to the agenda.

Females [in the movie], are the only ones who get to see her vagina. Silly rabbit, pussy’s for girls. Yes, there’s good reason for that, and that reason isn’t “chance.”

And they lived happily ever after! But, perhaps I misinterpreted the first time around? The new math: “an asshole” + “a cock” = “the new pussy.” True Love!

We didn’t really get into Dead Girl (2008) that much [a little pun intended], but the agenda is making “pussy” a dead thing to males. Guess they’ve got another hole in mind. Anyone care to venture a guess as to what that is? Hm, and perhaps, judging by some of the images that have now invaded your mind, I’m helping them?

The above [right] scene is from eXistenZ, and pretty much supports precisely what Stygian and I talked about. If they create a new hole in the human body [in the case of Cronenburg's movie mind-fuck, as a game-port for virtual reality], people will shortly thereafter be programmed to lick and fuck it. “Hey Jude, don’t make it bad.” Um, is there a little revelation of your acting talent taking place there?

Thus, we end up in Jennifer’s Body. Ever wonder what lies Behind the Green Door? Do you really want to know? I created the above image as something fanciful, for my [and your] amusement, plus the movie strongly supports my original recrafting.

But, you’ll have to make up your own mind, whether I stumbled into something more, after looking at the below series of [real] ads from [innocent] days gone by:

Coincidentally [well, at least somewhat in this case], when I logged into myspace yesterday, I found myself face to face ass with the below image. Thus, I gotta ask, does that pair of jeans, worn by our dearest back-door “queen” Megan Fox, come with “skid-marks,” or is the lucky winner gonna have to pay extra for that?

I jest, and I don’t. I can only recommend you watch the movie for yourself. It really is an amazing piece of work, put together/subtly crafted by geniuses, to cater to degenerates [i.e., your friends and neighbors] and “truth-seekers” alike. It is one subversive piece of artistry, and tells me, that people involved in the project either read my blog in detail, or I am fucking on to something/everything:

In at least three separate [unrelated] movies now, I’ve notice these “X-lamps.” My mom’s been in the home design business for ages, and to this day, despite my having been yelled at for daring to suggest/joke at one time, that she was turning her business into a lamp store [it's because they are a royal pain to unpack], I have yet to see a single X-Lamp come through that place.

There are plenty of “X-boxes” and “Xs” in this movie, central to both the plot and subplot. For those in “the dark,” here’s the first post where I talked about them.

Heck, it even makes a point of telling you that the two girls, Jennifer and “Needy” had been friends since the days spent in the sandBOX [¿from ashes or dust?].

Taking it one step further into my [mental] breach is the DK (in this case Devil’s Kettle), and my prior supposition that the sigil, ala the Dead Kennedy’s logo, is somehow connected towards bridging across/cutting through the spirit grid.

Of little surprise were the fire themes, whether foreshadows [left] or the noncritical [plot-wise at least] burning fools running about in this film. I guess I need to shift my energies back to closing off the remaining two parts of my [open] octology.

Aside from either hints [or implants] to the wise, the “box-cutting” metaphor is also a trauma-reminder for anyone dumb-enough to fall for the yarn about Mohamed aTTa’s Flying Circus [my striking conclusions on]. No, I’m not reaching, there were other subtle [and not so subtle] reminders for such lemmings. Case in point:

It was hard to hear, but the drinks Megan is holding up were called something like “911 Turkey Shooters.” That’s kinda evil. Moving onwards, or backwards, to scatological references, this film was chock-full of back-door/brown-eye memes. As a matter of fact, I’m gonna trademark a new drinking game: watch this movie with friends and every time an anus or shit reference is made, you drink.

Plan on being wasted 30 minutes into the movie. You may also want to bring lube along, just in case. Most telling, or should I say, subservient to the exact fucking words I’ve been writing about, was the below, um, observation from Needy’s boyfriend. Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, the “front butt” is called a “vagina!”

“Why can’t I get just one screw? Why can’t I get just one screw? Believe me, I’d know what to do. But something won’t let me make love to you.”

Wait, is that their way of telling us he’s a fag? Before some chance reader from The Collective interprets that as “hate speech,” I’ll add, “Don’t shoot shoot shoot that thing at me” [literally, or figuratively]. By “fag,” I don’t mean homosexual. I mean little closet twink that has no fucking business being near a vagina, and needs to stop occupying the time of girls us genuine pussy fans [i.e. guys who don't think the pussy is a "butt substitute"], could save from being converted through the methodical disgust that builds after wasting their time with likes of the former.

“Can I mix in with your affairs? Share a smoke. Make a joke. Grasp and reach for a leg of hope. Words to memorize, words hypnotize. Words make my mouth exercise. Words all fail the magic prize. Nothing I can say when I’m in your thighs.”

He’s got a fucking “Tito Puente on Broadway” poster in his room? He’s a poofer! For the slower people in the audience, his Mom blatantly displays the tool she gave him to protect himself. Pink panic! Oh my God! Now, that’s funny!!! Hey sissy boy, why don’t you hide behind your little bitch? Oops, I mean “man substitute.”

Personally, I don’t think the below image warrants further explanation. {*2} It also dispels the propaganda put out by eugenicist whores like Planned Parenthood [and their mindless recruits/suckers] that “Hollywood, by not promoting condoms idiot wisdom is leading to more teen pregnancies” [hint: "not selling enough product"].

Ooh, time for a sex scene. About fucking time, cause my penis has been sound asleep since this move began. Well, “sex scene” may be overly generous, because it is a far cry from what the phrase suggest. Looks pretty fucking boring to me. Harsh lighting. What an unappealing camera angle [below]. That’s odd, isn’t it? Oh, wait, I know why. D’oh! The new directive for showcasing “straight” sex. Yawn!

Now, let’s contrast it to the lesbian scene that follows not long after. Oh my! How sensual. Soft delicate kisses. Close ups. Rhythmic movements, accompanied by a musical beat synced to the [pulsating] human heart-beat. How hot is that?

Her boy twink, was even scripted a line [another nail to drive the point home], asking her about those “four minutes.” So, I wonder if this will leave any kind of impact on the mind of the average twelve year old girl that watches this movie? No. Obviously not. Only a crazy conspiracy theorist would think something like that.

Also purely random, was the sequence of events after Jennifer came to the football player, the “toughest guy in school.” She undoes his pants, and just when she touches his cock [not depicted, as the camera cuts to him, and he makes that goofy boy face all of us guys make when the curious soft hand touches our unit]. Jennifer then [while she's stroking him] asks him the below question:

Coincidentally, said lad’s name is “Jonas.” A remote connection through this pile of crap is that JB is short for Jennifer’s Body and the Jonas Brothers, who share the same feminine build and “hair-style” as the virgin Emma’s “twink” from Zombieland. You hear that sound? That’s the sound of one of the elites pounding himself some Jonas Brother twink-hole as your ass is reading this. There are three of them, so odds are, that’s a safe bet to make whatever time day or night.

Had to include the below images. The one to the left speaks to my theory of the real definition of the word “hero” [more on that in an upcoming CR/SP podcast]. Also, the whole spiel by her mother [right] syncs to another old post of mine.

There’s also the potential that “needy” serves the role of a converted truth-seeker on one level. At the beginning we’re shown her being part of the apparatus, spreading disinfo [basically, ALL news headlines]. Later, she learns for herself [the radio scene] that the media lies and confronts other “mainstream” believing morons on “the truth.” And, like many of us, gives up, realizing it is a lost cause.

Speaking of the band, “Low Shoulder,” they justified their sacrifice of the [by no means a] virgin, by saying something to the effect of, “How do you think Maroon 5 got to where they are.” I’ve never heard of that band, and am not interested.

The Rolling Stone cover says loud and clear: “This band [their music] sucks ass.” [I'm suggesting that in the old fashioned negative connotation. Did I just date myself?] Anyway, the subsequent image says a HELL of a lot about their loyalties. Note the Vescicas and the chance intersection of the V above the Double-V.

Again, I seriously doubt that either of the below scenes were in any way conjecture. Well, unless by “conjecture,” you mean spell-casting; the intentional placement of images and words to serve the goals of the wizards [servants of the priest class].

Near the end, the “BFF” bond is broken/severed. I think Stygian is addressing the necklace in more detail, so I’ll skip it [the lesbian promotion meme-lette]. The BOX-cutter is put to good use, being thrust deep into the box/heart/vagina. The blood starts to flow. Jennifer’s hymen/sliver [¿silver cord?] is broken; for good this time [i.e., "forever"]. Again, the penis/knife metaphor surfaces; just a little more overt this time around at The Holy Wood’s Box Office [Orifice]. {*3}

“City’s restless. It’s ready to pounce. Here in your bed from ounce to ounce. Sayin’ oh my my my my my mo my mother. I would love to love you lover. I’ve given you a decision to make. Things to lose, things to take. Just as she’s about ready to cut it up. She says: Wait a minute honey I’m gonna add it up. Add it up. Add it up.”

Alas, we have the discussed escape scene. Holy Butt-Fucking Virgin Mary, God-Damn Mother of the Overdue Antichrist! It really, just blows me away. Not only does she tear a hole in the grid, but afterwards tears another hole in the outer grid, speaking to the box within the box, the matrix within the matrix suggestion that Stygian and I were discussing in one of the prior shows [coming soon].

Now, I don’t quite know what to make of this. I’m not going to say it’s “good,” nor that it’s “bad.” Worth noting: she was wearing the bunny slippers during her escape [clearly demonstrated], which suggests the way out is through Lucy Für.

Two, what she does after she escapes [goes on a murder/revenge spree], is hard to justify in terms of spiritual escape, unless it was thrown in by one of the mindless, yet influential marketing people involved with the film on some level. In retrospect [post-publication], it [the end] makes a lot of “sense,” when one considers the subversive nature of the wizards [see my comment on other stereo channel].

Speaking of people involved, the credits tell us a lot, while directly reVeiling plenty. For example, they inform the audience that they are being fucked with. C’mon, are those real names or what? There’s actually some guy named Tummy Plucker? Please! I can safely say though, that some of the best minds in the business of wizardry and social engineering [the hidden hands] were involved in this project.

I highly recommend Jennifer’s Carcass. Not as a movie, because on that level, it sucks ass [literally and metaphorically]. However, if you watch it as one might watch an autopsy, and dissect layer upon layer of it, you may learn something. However, I do understand that watching an autopsy is not for everyone.

Well, that’s it for now. It shouldn’t take too long to put our other “Dinners With Andros” out, as none will require anywhere near the volume of support this one did. Let us know what you thought.

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*1: You have no idea how personally intimate some of the Oz themes in these films connect with events in my life, and won’t cause I won’t share them unless you find yourself sitting opposite me and picking up the tab for our drinks.

As for Los Angeles guy, I heard he left Rio some time after me. Looking back, the guy probably hated me cause we always despise that which we can’t have. Fortunately, for him, the night Sam and I were gonna “pound him,” the secondary plan was to toss him into a river of shit by Leblon [Rio's sanitation leaves much to be desired]. I shit you not! As is common in Brasil, where “plans” are utterly meaningless, our scheme was tossed out the window shortly after we hooked up with two lovely creatures in said pub. [LB]

*2: Stygian Port reprimanded me on said issue in one of these shows, reminding me that not “everyone” has looked into the issue or read my article on the topic. [LB]

*3: The first show I did dealing with the penis as a knife metaphor was the one where Heath Ledger “twists” his thrusting dagger up into Christian Bale’s netherhole. Worth a listen. I normally wouldn’t do this, but this “black guy” should probably “help out the white guys,” who may not be rhythmically inclined to follow my mental dance moves regarding the lyrics from the Violent Femme’s “Add It Up.” To get you started:

1. the song popped into my head right after I wrote “vomit” and found myself trapped by/mired in language ["words all fail"]
2. a “city” (as in “ready to pounce”) is, per Tsarion, based on the word cetis, which is an old term for vagina
3. Jennifer’s “mother” enters her bedroom as she is dying/slipping away from this world, hence mother, lover, Capricorn and Cancer gates all present
4. “cut it up” is what one might do with a knife/penis
5. “add it up” connects us back to the closing image from The House Bunny

Don’t forget to start with the right brain/foot, else you’ll muck it up instead of add it up. The rest should be relatively obvious in relation to the context around them. [LB]

*4: I will be a guest on the Iconoclast Report this Saturday on Oracle Broadcasting. The show airs at from 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM, and I should be making an appearance, morning coffee in hand at around 3:00 PM (Eastern Time). From what I understand, the topics I will be asked about are Mind Control, Disney and Miley “are you fucking” Sirius? [LB]

Reverencie todos! O símbolo nerd…

No passado, Star Trek e nerd eram sinônimos (vide The Big Bang Theory). É claro que com atritos entre os fãs de Star Wars…

(só pra ter uma noção joga no Google star wars vs star trek pra ver …vêm alguns milhões de resultados rsrsrsr)

Bom…voltando ao assunto

Depois de sair o filme, querem ressurgir aquele espírito que existia em que cada nerd que era fã de Star treck e  queria sua própria nave (principalmente os que falam Klingon rsrs).

Para isso, a  Cryptic e a Atari mostraram um novo vídeo para deixar os fãs de Star Trek loucos. trata-se do novo MMORPGs Star Trek Online, video este dedicado a uma das raças favoritas dos fãs, os Klingons!

Da uma olhada no game…

O game para PCs deve chegar às lojas em fevereiro de 2010.

Particularmente eu gostaria que volta-se essa febre em star Treck (mas acho difícil), os tempos são outros, mas é bacana para quem não conhece esse universo tão rico e criativo que é Star Treck. Mas tenho que admitir que eu gostava mais de Star Wars do que de Star Treck rsrs mas gostava dos dois rs.

Apesar de toscas hoje, as lutas na época eram dramáticas rs (serio pra época eram rsrs). Cara eu não esqueço a treta que teve entre Spock e o Capitão Kirk

um claaaaaaaaaassssssssssssico rsrsr

E pra quem não conhece Big Bang…vejam como eles são fãs de star Trek rsr:

vamos lá quero ver quem ganha:

PEDRA, PAPEL, TESOURA, LAGARTO , SPOCK…

DROGA…TEMOS QUE PARAR DE COLOCAR SPOCK RSRSR

]]> http://sopradoresdecartucho.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/os-piores-cosplays/ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:00:09 +0000 duzitozz http://sopradoresdecartucho.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/os-piores-cosplays/

Praticamente, sou o soprador mais sem graça (ta eu sei minhas piadas são tão engraçadas que ja me chamaram pra trabalhar na praça é nossa rsrs), …e por este motivo, venho postar algo que ja mandei aos sopradores a um tempinho…sim…sim…os PIORES COSPLAYS QUE JA VI….pra quem tem estomago forte…

Infelizmente a vida não é um doce de xuxu com farofa, rapadura e girimum. Sempre em eventos, vemos muitos Cosplays locos, duca, identicos até. Vc olha para o cara e ve o seu personagem favorito ao lado…

mas as veses, vc encontra seres estranhos…se vc não viu nenhum desses seres…tem sorte. Mas se quer continuar a ler esta mateira ESTA COM AZAR PORQUE VAI VER ELES AQUI. Se vc ja viu todos e vai dizer “a mas ja vi todos esses seres ai…” vale a pena ver d..digo, vale lembrar porque a coisas que a humanidade não deve esquecer …para não PERMITIR TAIS ERROS.

Então vamos a elas …

(ATENÇÃO PARA QUEM É FÃ DE NARUTO existem senas fortes, não nos responsabilizamos por qualquer dano fisico ou cerebral e se vc é um a menos que seja leitor juvenil criado a leite com pêra e Ovomaltino na geladeira recomendamos parar agora…agora se VC É UM SOPRADOR E NÃO TEVE MEDO DE ZERAR BATTLE TOADS OU DE FICAR PRESO NA TELA DOS JETS SKIS CONTINUE LENDO…)

o que é isso?!?!!?Sei la…rsrsrs

Meu parece que o seu madruga tomou umas, colocou uma fantasia errada, fez o bigode e saiu na rua gritando CARACARAMBACARAOOOOOOO

Sem comentarios….

Sem comentarios 2…

meu reparem as teias da roupa. É tão zoado que não é uma teia só são varias, como um pijama rsrsrKKKKKK (não duvido que seja um pijama desse cara)

PARECE MAIS UMA BARATA AZUL RSRSRS

adivinhem quem esse cara pensa que ta fantasiado…não , não é arabe…é a SAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMO PODE?!?!?!?!

O que fizeram com Kakashi….ele ta com PAPEL HIGIENICO NA CABEÇA (para uma ideia dessa o papel esta em um lugar muito correto rsrs)

Veio, Como pode, acho que ele confundiu, agua…areia …tudo aver rsrsrs

…PRECISA COMENTAR UM NEGOCIO DESSE?!?!?! PELA AMOR DE DEUS OLHA ISSO NA CABEÇA DO CARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUAHAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAU

…sua mãe vai te matar quando ver o que vc fez com as meias dela rsrsrs KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

PARECE RUIN?!?! ACREDITE PODE SER PIOR…

OLHA AI EM BAIXO:

…MANO…MAS…O QUE?!?….MAS….QUE MERD…QUE…PORQ…COMO?!?!?.(Carpete chines +1.550 reais. Organizar um evento para fãs de anime+ 250.000.000 dolares…lavagem do tapete para remover mancha desconhecia=560 reais, destruindo um dos meus personagens favoritos e de varias pessoas…NÃO TEM PREÇO)

A não…uma coisa é não ter grana e fazer um cosplay criativo, outra e ROUBAR TODO O PAPEL ALUMINIO DA SUA MÃE, ENROLAR NO CORPO PARA PARECER UMA COXINHA ZOADA DA TIA XXXX DA VENDIA DA ESQUINA (conhece a tia XXXX?!?!? Pior que coxinha só ovobolovo rsrsr). Pelas barbas do Kurilin na fase GT…

HUHUHUHUHUHUHU Esse é tosco…pombas se for assim vou enrolar papel higienico na cabeça e dizer que sou o Kakashi e…perai, ja fizeram isso  (droga eu e minah boca rs) …mas até que o boneco ficou legal rsrsrs

é…depois de Dragon Ball Evolution…eu nem mais critico rsrsrsKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

MEUS OLHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESTOU SEGO!!!!!!!!!!ESTOU SEGOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (quase que meu café voltou… rsrs)

O NÃO…O AMBURGUER DA MORTE hauhuauah HUHUHUAUAHUAHUAHUAHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…É….bem….o cara desenho uma grelha na boia rsrsrsrsKKKKKKKKKK

MEU DAQUI A POUCO VAI CARAS DE COSPLAY DE YOUTUBE HURHUHSRUSHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

HUAHUAHAUHAUH PARECE O BATMAN ANTIGO MISTURADO COM O ASTRO BOY RSRSHUISHIAHUAHUAHAUHAAUAHAOAA

AHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAAHKKKKKKKKKKKAHAKAHAKHKA não sei quem é o pior, o do embalo de sabado a noite ou o cabeça de grama huahuahuahauUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHUAHAUHAUAHUA

meu o cara ta roxo…É O NARUTO ZUMBI HAUHAUHAUAHAUHAUHAUAHUA

O SHUN É O ZACARIAS AHUAHUAH UAHU HAUH AUH AUH AU HAUHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

veio….O o O Transformes TRANSFORMES A ONDE MEU FILHO ………(olha acara de mau dos “robos” HUHAUAHUAHU)

Até sei o que eles estão discutindo: “chunliziz e KUuupa: QUEM TEVE A IDEIA DE FAZER ISSO MESMO ?!?!?” magimbuder$1,99: ELE”

Veio…no final deste evento encontraram o cara jogado no canto da rua por falta de ar HAHAHAUHAUAHUAHAHAHAH PARECE MAIS O COYOTE DO PERNA LONGA QUANDO COME PIMENTA HAUAHUAHAUHAU

mas…perde para …

ESTAMOS SALVOS!!!!!!!!!!! É O PAPERMAN KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

olha a cara de animo do AKUMA RSRS. Parece que o pai do cara era fã de street: Pai :” filho esta perfeito vc ta a cara do akuma, estou orgulhoso” Filho:” otimo, agora que esta orgulohoso de destruir minha vida social posso tirar ESSA MER&#¨$@!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?” kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

CREDO EM CRUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O QUE É ISSO??!??!?UM PICLES?!?!?!?!?!?!?

ainda bem que ele não é fã da Felicia af….

Bom…é…bem…podia ser pior…

podia SER ISSO RSRSRSkkkkkkkkk

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rsrsrs

MAS O GRANDE VENCEDOR E ESTE….MAS JA AVISO, A CENA QUE VIRA AGORA SERA FORTE…DEPOIS NÃO ME VENHAM RECLAMAR…sei que vc ja resistiu até agora, mas tem certas coisas que …eu realmente NÃO ENTENDO.

…NÃO DA…MEU PELA VARINHA NA MÃO, OCULOS E PERUCA JA DA PRA SABER QUEM ELE TA “TENTANDO” FAZER COSPLAY…AGORA PQ O CARA TA SEM NADA…AF NÃO QUERO SABER E DOU UM TIRO DE 12 EM QUEM SOUBER

pra quem tem estomago clica aqui e veja a versão sem edição. Eu não recomendo…

Antes de mais nada, eu adoro cosplays. Não sou nada contra quem faz. Tem uma galera que adora meter o pau em quem faz cosplays e quando tem uma festa ou balada “a fantasia” vai la compra uma fantasia barata e vai, sabe porque?!?!? PORQUE QUER SE DIVERTIR E ZOAR e é o mesmo com a galera que faz cosplays, eles vão para eventos para se DIVERTIR. É hipocrisia um cara criticar a galera que vai em eventos como esse, sendo que ele tambem gosta de se divertir ao modo dele. “a mas toda essa grana poderia ser revertida para outras coisas” …sim concordo que se a entrada fosse um quilo de alimento ajudaria muita gente, mas tem muitas pessoas que se dizem intelequituais e são maduros de mais para isso e a grana poderia ir para outros fins…e torram a graninha deles com um copo de  wHISKY Mega caro ou viagens para zoropa.

“Mas du, então porque vc colocou esse cosplays sendo que o que importa é se divertir?!?” Ai que ta, na minha opnião se é pra fazer, fassa bem feito rsrsrs ou seja criativo só isso, é facil eu colocar um saco de lixo no corpo e falar que estou fasendo cosplay de VENON. Mas isso ai não é criatividade. Eu nem pensei pra fazer isso entende?!? Ou mesmo gastar uma nota no personagem que eu gosto…e eu nem pareço com ele rsrs…eu tambem queria fazer o cosplay do Hulk…mas digamos que eu não tenho porte para fazer um bom rsrs (iria parecer o seu madruga pintado de verde pelo chaves que errou o balde de tinta que estava direcionado ao kiko), mas sei que se fizesse um cosplay tentaria ver um que eu pareço e que eu gosto (estou pesquisando pra isso rsrsrs…pombas é mais dificil que parece…persongens negros com naris fino rsrs só em mangá KKKKKK).  Se eu fosse mais cheinho faria do chouji. Cara acho esse personagem bacana mas pouco explorado no universo narutones rsrs. Bem …voltando ao assunto…

Existem muitos cosplays criativos. quer um exemplo de milhares que existem na rede?!?

Ja mostramos este cosplay rsrs simples, barato e BACANA

mas esse post é só uma brincadeira. Qualquer um é livre para sair na rua vestido de Omega red com tentaculos feitos de macarrão (quem copiar esta ideia devera direitos autorais pra mim rsrs), as pessoas vão zoar (eu vou rsrsr) , que seja , se vc ta feliz rsrs de boa. O que eu penso é…EU QUERO E RIR e pronto rsrs

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Opaaaaaaaaa tem animação boa chegando…

A animação longa-metragem de Dante’s Inferno, saindo em DVD e Blu-ray, ganhou seu primeiro trailer. veja abaixo:

Como o poema clássico de Dante Alighieri, a trama seguirá o protagonista, Dante, em sua jornada através dos nove círculos do inferno em busca de seu amor perdido, Beatriz.

Olha que bacana, para representar os nove círculos, de acordo com o  Omelete,  a EA e a produtora Film Roman chamaram varios estúdios para animar cada cenário. Joe Goyette esta na produção e Victor Cook, conhecido pelas animações de Hellboy, dirige.

Cara ta realmente bacana, lembra a animaçao do Perjam feitas pelo Tod, Evolution