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Some days, the above litany must be repeated for as long as I can keep it up, just to remind myself that I do indeed love my job. My boss drives me up the wall, but he’s the best boss I’ve… more →
Deep Thoughts and Shallow Sensibilities
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malfunctioningmartha wrote 4 months ago: Some days, the above litany must be repeated for as long as I can keep it up, just to remind myself … more →
Fuck up.
malfunctioningmartha wrote 6 months ago: What is the term for someone who has suddenly found herself in the midst of a fantastic fucking rela … more →
Pussy
malfunctioningmartha wrote 7 months ago: So, I have four cats. Four fuzzy fuckin’ felines, who, through happenstance and subliminal sug … more →
A Henry Rollins threesome? Yes, please!
malfunctioningmartha wrote 8 months ago: So, in the wee hours of the night/morning, whilst satiatedly wrapped around a virile hunk of man (he … more →
Dead? You should be so lucky.
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Well, hi there! Apparently, it’s been over five months since I’ve been on here. So much … more →
This ought to tide you over Note to Self
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Dear Self, It is at times beneficial, when seeking to leave a comment on another’s Web Log, to … more →
Dude, wait. What day is it?
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Okay, okay, okay. I know that I swore upon the precious life of my firstborn child (or something) to … more →
Just a little something to gum up the works
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Just bare moments ago, I, not because of my presumed level of intoxication, but rather the sheer fuc … more →
Failure.
malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Just three days into my self-appointed sentence of writingablogaday and I have already failed. O woe … more →
An introductory offer
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malfunctioningmartha wrote 1 year ago: Welcome, friends! I am Malfunctioning Martha, the malfunctioningest murderbot ever to maraud the mer … more →
