Bras and Visa Cards
I hear you’re stalking me.
You, the big D.
I ignored the rumours and the scribble on the tables,
I carried on as normal with a smile for perfection, 273 more words
15 hours, 13 minutes
David Beckham has done it. George W Bush has done it. Even Jose Mourinho has got involved. It started with the no-makeup-selfie and now we have the #icebucketchallenge. 287 more words
1 day, 14 hours
Once upon a time,
I believed that I would be married at 28, living in my own house and love fresh coffee.
I’m 26 this weekend. 920 more words
2 days, 15 hours
Do you ever find the perfect pair of jeans and realise that the model wearing them is 6ft and a size 0, yet you are 5ft (just) and a size 8 with the love handles for 2? 201 more words
1 month, 1 week