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I can pinpoint the exact moment I broke up with the NBA.
I was in the basement of my parents house. It was the NBA on NBC. It was the year after my Milwaukee Bucks got jobbed out in Game 7 (Putting Sam Cassell in foul trouble allowed for Allen Iverson going… more →
The Grand National Championships
I can pinpoint the exact moment I broke up with the NBA.
Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I was in the basement of my parents house. It was the NBA on NBC. It was the year after my Milwaukee … more →
let's be original.
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: YOU HAVE MY AXE! AND MY BOW! ELVI! … more →
If you were in Cub Scouts you remember,"A Time To Tell"
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Simply put it’s the best educational and informative movie about child sexual abuse ever. BEST … more →
This always makes me laugh. HAR HAR!
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Elvi! … more →
CUT A SLACK! I feel like Alexander Scrooge! YOU ARE NOT WITTICISM SIR!
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: This kid deserves your comments and views. UPDATE: Looks like the man committed e-suicide on Video # … more →
I present to you..COMEDY GLOD!
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: err Comedy GOLD!!! Conan and Jordan Schlansky! enjoy, ELVI! … more →
If you will kindly look upon this direction over here...
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: We will see… AWESOME! I always thought that smell yo dick! meant you needed a shower. … more →
Behold! The Prodigal Son Has Returned!
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Granderson: I’MMMMMM BAAAAAACCCCKKKK!! YAY!!! Tonight, the Tigers of the city named Detroit p … more →
Damn you Eric Wareheim
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: You make really, really good music videos. I present to you The Bird and the Bee,”Polite Danc … more →
I am INCOGNITO!
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: You will never find me…unless you know who I be? Elvi “Will there ever be a rainbow? … more →
Be back later..K thnx bye!
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: I’m taking a hiatus for the long weekend. It’s not like anyone will miss but alas, I wi … more →
This guy is better than you.
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: He is better in every way. one more week till i’m back in NYC/NJ to honor that I present to yo … more →
As I lay diabetic.
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Gather round kids, the end times are fast approaching. The winner of this year’s NCAA Tourna … more →
NEERRRD!!
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: YOU…RULE… ELVI! … more →
Now is the winter of our discontent!
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: OH NO! RUN! There is a reason why I titled this post with a quote from Shakespeare/The Simpsons. I … more →
This makes me smile.
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: HOORAY! Elvi! … more →
Hey! Guess what's not going to suck this year!?
Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: SPORTS! … more →
Time for change.
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: If you watched Saturday Night Live on saturday, and I really hope you didn’t. Then you know … more →
In the land of the shaven, the bearded man is king!
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Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Ever since I have grown a beard that is the envy of every 8th grade boy, my sixth sense or as I call … more →
