Der freche Heinz kann es nicht lassen: “Die nächste Message schicke ich euch per YouPorn!”

Arrête ton cinoche !

La Vidéo à la Demande est désormais disponible sur PlayStation3 et PSP. Avec un catalogue de 390 films au lancement, les mecs, vous allez laisser tomber Youporn et vous concentrer sur des titres extrêmement pointues, tels que Transporteur 3, Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, mais aussi sur des gros navets comme Slum Dog Millionnaire, The Dark Knight ou Gran Torino…

Outre les promos de lancement pour se faire plaisir sans fissurer le cochon, comptez 2,99€ à 9,99€ la projo maison. Bueno !

Adieu sublime Dolce Elektra, bonjour Harry Potter

FALTER, 18.11.2009

Der Drachengasse-Nachwuchswettbewerb „Schöne Körper“ im Frühjahr hat ein viel versprechendes Team, das Ensemble08, angelockt. Dessen Pornografieprojekt „Warum liegt hier Stroh rum!?“ wird jetzt in abendfüllender Version präsentiert. Der sperrige Titel entstammt dem Eingangsdialog eines ebenso trashigen wie kultigen Pornofilms auf YouPorn. Im Stück von Benjamin Plautz und der Berliner Choreografin Bärbel Strehlau, das mit Sprache und Tanz arbeitet, erwachen drei junge Leute in einem White Cube ohne Ausgang. Da sie einzig das Thema Porno zu verbinden scheint, müssen sie sich nun in den unterschiedlichsten Variationen damit beschäftigen. Geboten werden keine nackten Körper, dafür deftige Dialoge und eine zarte und verspielte Choreografie, die von den drei Schauspielern Susanna Kellermayr, Clemens Berndorff und Boris Popovic auf der kleinen Bar&Co-Bühne beherzt umgesetzt wird. Pornografie wird sowohl als Gegenteil von Liebe wie auch als Anti-Vanitas-Kraft besprochen – und schlussendlich als große Lüge erkannt.

I’m still pretty exhausted from an intense weekend of shooting three new music videos for the interwebs. I promise that they’re some of the funniest videos you’ll ever see and I can’t wait for their release. If you’re a fan of  drunk Uncles, Segways or porn then you’re in for a treat. Did I mention there would be a video about porn? Also…..porn.

One thing I realized about this past weekend is that I will never make fun of anyone riding a Segway again (unless they’re a security guard.) We had one on the set and I was lucky enough to get a few minutes riding this thing. It was unlike anything I’ve ever rode before and it’s really tough to describe the experience. Riding on this is even better than riding the psycho-drome at Canobie Lake Park. It’s probably the most intuitive piece of machinery on the planet to control because I swear the thing can read your mind. All you have to do is think about going forward and before you know it, you’re cruising along the beach at a blazing 20.1 kilometers per hour.

The one thing that sucks about riding a Segway is that you are automatically classified as a nerd and probably won’t get laid that day. I want to do anything I can to change the image of Segway riders so I can buy one and not be deemed a social outcast. This is why I’m proposing that Extreme “Segging” be included in the 2010 Summer X-Games. Segway riders can be called “Seggers” like skateboarders are called skaters. (The fact that my Mom called Sega Genesis a “Segger” is purely coincidental.)  Pro skateboarders and BMX riders get a ton of poon so I figure that if people start seeing Segways grinding rails on a 12 foot vert ramp it will automatically give Seggers more street cred. Street cred, as we all know, is the most important thing a person can have. I know I’d be a lot more inclined to buy a Segway if I got to start wearing JNCOs  and shopping at PacSun instead of the K-Mart.

When the Segway was first released, inventor Dean Kamen claimed that it would change the way cities were designed. I’m not exactly sure what that means but I hope these futuristic cities have In N Out Burgers with Segway drive-thrus and naked burger girls. That would be awesome.  We haven’t reached that point yet but I can’t wait until they become a little more mainstream so I can be the first Segger to pull off a 360 tail-whip.

Tyler wartete schon den ganzen Tag auf die Pheromonlieferung aus Übersee.

Eine Lieferung die nur eines versprach und das nicht zu knapp

Aber warum kam das Packet nicht?
Wurde es beschädigt?
Wurde der Lieferant von einer Gruppe Senioren vergewaltigt?,
oder gar von einer Gruppe Dobermännern, welche ihm dabei zärtlich ins Genick bissen?

Konnte mit den Pheromon wirklich jeder Dorftrottel mit jedem beliebigen Topmodel spontan Sex haben, oder war Tyler mal wieder einer reißerischen Webekampagen aufgesessen?

Gabe es wirklich die Pheromonlüge?

Sind die Politiker jetzt wirklich überrascht, dass GM Opel doch nicht verkauft oder war dies von Beginn an klar?
Tragen Schotten wirklich nichts unter dem Rock?,
und wollten Frauen wie es Seiten wie youporn gerne und schön vermittelte wirklich nur unser Sperma?

Fragen, Fragen, Fragen!

Tyler entschloss sich während er vergebens auf das Packet wartete verstärkt letzterer Frage nachzugehen.

Teki elizabeth Gençliği diğeri Youporn sektörünün en iyisi. En fazla girilen porno sitelerinden olan YouPorn ve Xhamster hakkında yazılmış bir çok yazı var. Bunları sizlerle paylaştık. Bunlaırn genel zararları ve gençlik toulum internet açısından zararlarını konuştuk sizleirnle bu konu hakkında düşünceleir varsa almak isteriz. sizce gerçekten çok mu zararlılar yoksa daha kötüde mi olabilirdi. Yoksa türk telekom youporn ve xhamster ı yasaklamasamıydı? Sizce hangisi bize yardımcı olur musunuz?

Redtube ve YouPorn Her ikiside adult yayın yapan sitelerdir. Bu siteler genç çocuklarımızın psikolojileirni bozup genel ahlaksız yaratmaktadır. Neyseki türk telekom tarafındna yaskalandı ve çoğu gencimiz bu sitelere girmesi engellendi. tabi illegal yollar deneyip girmeye çalışmazlarsa. Diğer youporn ve redtube yazıları bunlar…

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Molti dei miei amici mi hanno suggerito questo video. Ho difficoltà a trovare parole per presentarvelo… dunque dirò solo che non si tratta del video della canzone Wrong dei Depeche Mode e che sono convinto che molti di noi (maschietti) si ritroveranno molto nel protagonista, o, se non altro, lo invidieranno abbastanza!!

Sono degni di nota e mi hanno fatto buttà via dalle risate i seguenti elementi:

• la scena inziale, la sua solitudine, la sua espressione… e il suo orecchio rosso;
• al minuto 0:47, l’ iPhone connesso su youporn.com in tasca a ristorante (micidiale!! lo voglio anche io…ma mica l’ iPhone!);
• al minuto 0:59, come lui si toglie la camicia;
• al minuto 1:19, la sua espressione sul “brown”;
• al minuto 1:28, la scenografia che lo circonda con lui vestito da are krishna;
• due secondi dopo l’espressione di sorpresa dell’amico Scott;
• minuto 1:34, il pianto disperato nella vasca;
• qualche secondo dopo il musicita heavy metal…troppo fomentante!
• al minuto 2:15, lui con la pianola nel bagno..il sapone e la carta igienica appoggiati sopra;
• al minuto 2:50 e seguenti, la cantante gospel.. ;
• minuto 3:09, “..dal modo in cui cammini puoi partecipare alle paraolimpiadi..”;
• minuto 3:40, Scott suggerisce di accettare di buon grado la proposta della tipa;
• minuto 4:01, Scott compare in luce abbagliante sopra il tetto della casa come Dio.

Happy 40th birthday to man’s greatest –and weirdest– invention: the Internet!!!

Commemorative plaque of the birth of the Internet at the Leland Stanford Junior University.

It would already be superfluous if I write about the Internet’s history or its accomplishments. All I could write about is a supposition: what would’ve happened to modern Pinoy pop culture without the Internet?

There would have been no social networking like Friendster or Facebook or Multiply; there would have been no YouTube and the like (YouPorn?).

There would’ve been no MP3s and CD burning and music piracy (which is actually a good scenario).

The inmates of the Cebú Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center (see the famous viral video below) would have remained dancing among themselves within the confines of their prison grounds and not for the world stage.

Charice Pempengco and Arnel Pineda would’ve been total unknowns wherever they go (putting famous rock band Journey on a neverending –you got that right– journey for a fitting vocalist).

Could we even survive without sex scandals?! Character actress and medical doctor Maricar Reyes would’ve remained a b!tc# behind the scenes, and fellow doctor Hayden Kho would’ve remained scotfree using hidden videos to record his sexual trysts with some of the hottest babes in town (it would’ve thus been a bane to the local porn industry, LOL!!!). Nothing more can be said or written about Katrina Halili.

Articles and photos for the hugely popular Flesh Asia Daily 3.0 would’ve been distributed in pamphlets, as if they’re leftist literature, LOL!!!

Of course, who can ever forget Mark Lápid’s obnoxious “saging lang ang may puso” movie clip?

Willie Revillamé would’ve remained verbally unstoppable and more arrogant without the online petition to oust him from multimedia giant ABS-CBN.

And then we also have some acts of journalism/heroism, such as the recent controversy between Blog ni Ella and Department of Social Welfare and Development Secretary Esperanza Cabral.

And I just wonder what Manolo Quezon III (a prolific blogger and political analyst) would do with the extra hours that will be left behind when going online remained but just a fevered dream.

And the worse thing that could ever happen without the Internet: there would been no FILIPINO eSCRIBBLES and no ALAS FILIPINAS.

Indeed, without the internet, life could have been a total bore to computer geeks.

But this doesn’t mean that the Internet’s nonexistence would’ve made life miserable. Of course not. Just as the best things in life are free, the best literature ever written –be it dissertations or novels or historical literature– are still those that required painstaking research. Something that doesn’t require a click of the mouse, something that will require you to literally turn pages from thick tomes.

Information back then may not be as fast and readily available compared to what the internet can do. But the conditions and the environment of long time ago paved the way for the conceptualization and eventual creation of the Internet.

See you in the next 40 years, Mr. Internet!

Just don’t take over our minds.

What if my brain's connected to the Internet through wires? Man! I'd be swishing inside your servers! That would be awesome!

Work From Anywhere

Ah, working at home… Visions of leisurely days, conference calls in comfy sweatpants, increased productivity with fewer interruptions. But the distinctions between work life and home life soon blur. You really should throw some laundry in the wash before you write that proposal. You have an hour before a meeting: Should you balance your books or clean the kitchen? And remember to call that client back right after you empty the cat box.

Welcome to the real world of working at home: unforeseen
distractions, a lack of structured time, and sometimes a perceived
loss of identity. But don’t give up the dream just yet! By putting
into place a few simple ideas, you can reap more of the rewards of
working at home. Based on my experiences and those of my associates, here are 10 simple ways to help you stay on track.

**1. Separate Your Space**

Keep a separate, distinct work area in your home. (This is especially difficult if you’re living and working in a small home with your Wife and Five Children, like I was when I started my business  in California!)If you don’t have a separate room, at least define an area, and know that when you’re in it, you’re in “work mode.” Make sure your roommates and family are
aware of this as well.

**2. Structure Your Time**

As your business and personal time mesh, it’s more important than
ever to structure your day. For example, if you regularly take a walk or go to the gym, try to do it every day at the same time. Value that personal appointment with yourself – even when you’re very busy. It will actually help you keep your business on track! I like to get up early and work until noon, then I take a few hours off to enjoy lunch, do some reading, and take my daily jog on the beach. Then I’m back at my desk at 4:00 until who knows when!

**3. Outsource All You Can**

When I began my business, I made the mistake of acting as my own courier service. I soon learned how much time I was wasting by visiting clients too much just to pick things up and drop them off. Whenever you start thinking, “Well I can do that myself,” STOP. Streamline your business, making everything as automatic as possible. Use outside services to stay focused on your *real work*. Get accounts with an overnight delivery service, messenger service, virtual assistant (VA), bookkeeper, etc. Save your energy for your brilliant ideas! : )

**4. Use Technology to Your Advantage**

In-person meetings are very valuable when appropriate, but schedule them sparingly. Try to do most of your business via phone, fax, and e- mail using the best equipment you can afford. For most home-based businesses, when you’re out of the office, you’re NOT making money. So it’s important that you can communicate flawlessly from where you are. And PLEASE do us all a favor and get separate lines/services for your phone, fax, and Internet! No one likes getting a busy signal.

(BONUS TIP: If your phone company offers voicemail, get it. Not only will your outgoing message sound more professional, but if you’re on an important call and don’t want to be disturbed, other callers can still leave you a message.)

**5. Group Your Errands**

Try to group your meetings and errands together to minimize your out- of-office time. Make a list in the morning of all the outside tasks you need done for the day, and attempt to complete them in one fell swoop. Even better, do what I do and designate just one day a week as your “blitz” day for errands and meetings. I like doing this, because then I need to get dressed up only one day a week! : )

**6. Stay Focused**

Make your workspace off-limits to other roommates or family members when you’re working. For you animal lovers, this may go for pets as well. (My cat Francine gets *very* jealous when I’m not giving her complete attention!) Keep all personal paperwork such as bills and magazines out of sight, so as not to distract you from your projects.

**7. Beware of Yappers**

Many of your friends and family will be immediately delighted when
they learn that you’re working at home. They picture you lounging on the couch, eating potato chips, and waiting for their calls. When they call you simply to chat, politely remind them that you’re working, and ask them if you can call them back after your day is over. It may take them awhile, but they’ll eventually “get it.”

**8. Work With Your Moods**

Keep track of your moods and productivity compared with the time of day. For example, if you find you’re more alert in the morning, use this time to make important calls and do your creative work. Take advantage of your natural cycles. If you feel better after an afternoon nap, go for it! (I’m a BIG proponent of the catnap. In fact, I may start a support group. : ))

**9. Suit Yourself**

To bring out your best work, make your environment perfect for YOU. How do you work best? With plenty of breaks, or with no interruptions? In silence, or with some light music in the background? On a cushy couch and coffee table, or at a business desk in an ergonomic chair? (My friends thought I was nuts when I spent $700 on my Herman Miller Aeron chair, but they quickly understood why once they sat in it! And my spine thanks me every day.)

Also, find some places you can do work when you need a change of scenery. How about the library, the park, or your neighborhood coffee shop? When I need to do serious reading, thinking, or editing, I take my work outside to the beach. The sea air, sunshine, and soothing waves help me think much more clearly.

**10. Break for People**

Feeling sluggish, lonely, or moody? Arrange for at least one social break during the week. (I aim for two or three.) Schedule breakfast, lunch, dinner, or even just coffee with a client, vendor, or friend. Join a business networking group, or sign-up for social activities such as dance class or recreational sports league. Don’t go into hermit mode – it can be self-destructive!

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1- Youporn
2- YouPorn

Ok, so this is a pretty private subject, right? Well since when has that ever stopped me before? Exactly, it hasn’t.

The reason why I’m writing this is because the other night us zoo females were hanging out watching some shows with deliciously hot manflesh and the topic of porn was brought up. And there were some varying reactions. But I was the only person who legitimately watches it.

Yes. I watch porn.

Like everyday? All the time? No. But occasionally I’m feeling a little rowdy, and god knows all the men in my life suck and sometimes the Nora Roberts, or teen romance book just isn’t cutting it. So, I might check out some stuff online. Now I am not the avid porn consumer who is like registered to hardcore, legit sites. But there is plenty of free sexy videos online. By plenty I mean millions. Seriously if you can’t find something you like, dude, you are not sexual AT ALL.

That’s not to say there isn’t fucking weird ass shit online. I know that I’ve found plenty of odd, on the verge of horrifying, clips. For example, I once clicked on a link which brought me to a video of a couple having sex outside in their hammock. That’s not so bad, right. Oh I forgot to mention– the camera guy was inside the house next door, breathing heavily and occasionally ducking out of sight so that the couple didn’t catch him recording their torrid affair on film. And the worst part is that he went and posted it on fucking YouPorn, which is an insanely popular and large porn site. I bet they would be more than a little upset to know that they are the source of many people’s fantasies. Either that or completely flattered.

And then they would move away from the sketchball next door.

But anyways. I stand strong on my opinion that a little bit of porn is good for you. Its visual. Its sexy. Its free. And if nothing else, its good to be able to learn to laugh at something that could be totally embarrassing.

If the whole watching women with fake tans, boobs, hair color, nails, and names really is too much for you to handle (but seriously don’t knock it until you try it. I think you should even try it a couple of times honestly…) you can always check out literotica.com.

This is a site filled with erotic short stories. And you know what? Some of them are really good. They can be like romantic novels, condensed down to just the sex and some vague character development. (Hey, this isn’t for when you are looking for a good read, its when you’re looking to get off. If you don’t do that either, we need to talk.) These stories range from really long (like an actual story) to just a couple pages and if you just pick stuff out of the toplist section they tend to be written coherently. The site is easy to maneuver and it has those handy dandy categories, so you don’t end up reading something about a grandfather aged dude getting it on with his high school aged candy striper- definitely NOT my thing.

I think that many girls get nervous or overwhelmed by the porn world. Or perhaps they think that it is supposed to be a suggestion of how they should act in bed… I don’t know. But I do know that porn isn’t supposed to be realistic. It is a bunch of ridiculous sexual fantasies all regurgitated onto one site. And just like everyone kisses different and some girls like really thin guys with long hair and others like really buff football players, everyone has a different porn style. You just need to learn to choose your link with care. You can pick out a guy that you think is attractive in a room and not be horrified by the less attractive ones around you. And its pretty likely that some girl is going to come along and choose one of those less attractive guys over the one you like anyways. Its all a matter of taste.

To emphasize this I will share one more porn sketchy moment with y’all. Once I was inspecting the “Fetishes” section of Literotica (which is not just whips and chains kind of thing, there are all sorts of non violent fetishes, for example sexy underwear- seriously there are men out there who actually appreciate them!) and I clicked on a story with a pretty vague title. Oops. Well it turned out to be a story about this girl in Japan who worked at this weird ass brothel in the city, but instead of the hookers actually having sex with clients they would actually just lay down and stick their legs through these holes in the walls into a hallway, so the hall would be filled with just suspended legs floating around on both sides. And then guys would come in and jack off on them. WEIRD. Needless to say I was not turned on from that, but hey I guess it wouldn’t hurt if someone else was. I’ll just stick to more classic themes I suppose.

Anyways…

I also like the ‘Erotic Couplings’ category on Literotica and I like the amateur section on porn sites. Why? Because it is real people having semi realistic sex. And they are people in close, trusting, albeit flamboyant, relationships. They have fun with sex and get a thrill out of showing it off to people. That’s kinda cool. And its fun to watch if you find the right video. And it is a turn on because its the stuff that isn’t acted is the best

And so some of it is funny, yeah, but so is sex. That’s  an inescapable fact- so while the acted porn might not be realistic (though I think it definitely has its place in the industry) it is like comparing Hollywood love stories and real life documentaries of people’s lives. Its very different but you definitely come away with something different with each one.

I’m sick of sex being a taboo. So I’m starting a trend. And that trend is admitting to enjoying sex and enjoying watching sex. Because hey, even if you don’t have sex right now- Everyone gets horny. And everyone wants to get off. Why do it without help?

She feels better after getting off. You would too.

So check it out. There are plenty of options, and lots of pleasure to be derived from this source of online exhibitionism.

Peace out Scouts

Love,

Maneater

Deja tot mai multă lume ştie că se potobţine mii de accesări folosind pe post de cuvinte cheie doar redtube şi youporn. Asta pentru că toată puştimea de la noi sau de pe glob belesc toată ziua şi toată noaptea ochii în monitor în căutare de pornche, păsărici, ţâţe şi toate aberaţiile posibile în materie de sex.

Mă uit zilnic să văd şi eu că blogul meu este citit de persoane culte, elevate aşa ca HRP (Horia Roman Patapievici), Pleşu sau Cărtărescu şi peste ce dau: “cum să faci laba”, “fac laba de plăcere”,” fac laba în fiecare zi”, “ce se întâmplă dacă faci laba”, “femei care fac laba la bărbaţi”, “copii fac laba”, “cum cunoşti oamenii care fac laba” (:lol:), “laba in fata lui mama”, “vreau sa fac laba perfectă”. Asta fiind doar o mică, foarte mică parte dintr-o listă imensă pe care am acumulat-o în câteva luni.

În ultimul timp am găsit câteva căutări care mă cam pun pe gânduri. Deja intrăm în domeniul patologiei şi al infracţionalităţii. Ce ziceţi de: “cinci bărbaţi fut o copilă”, sau “filme porno cu părinţi care isi fut copii”?

Orgasmo post log-out
Ovvero: cosa resta del “porno-web” dopo che abbiamo spento il pc

A sentire i media generalisti sembra che in rete che ci siano quasi esclusivamente pornografia ad uso e consumo di smanettoni onanisti e covi pullulanti di perversioni e amoralità, dai tanto temuti “sadici”, alle prostitute dell’ultimo bit. D’altra parte, non è possibile dargli torto, perché il web è davvero pieno di porno (se esiste X, esiste una pornografia su X), maniaci, pippaioli e sesso a pagamento.

Ma non tutto il porno vien per nuocere e questo tanto deprecato porno-web può trasformarsi da produttore di fazzoletti sporchi a preziosa fonte di stimoli e servizi per godere ancora di più delle gioie del sesso e migliorare off-line la vita sessual-erotica degli internauti off-line. E perché no, anche nuovamente on-line, creando un circolo vizioso nel vero senso del termine.

La cosa più sorprendente è che non servono grandi conoscenze web/erotiche per arrivare a questo orgasmo post log-out, ma basta un semplice cambio di prospettiva.

Infatti il pornoweb (con questo termine intendo tutto quanto ci sia di pornografico, erotico o sessuale on-line) è anche uno strumento:

• per definire la propria personalità sessuale
• per ampliare il proprio parco di fantasie erotiche e in alcuni casi imparare a realizzarle
• per aumentare, esprimere e comunicare il desiderio
• per dilatare i propri limiti mentali tramite la conoscenza, il confronto e il dialogo
• per trovare informazioni e servizi utili alla propria vita sessuale

Inoltre, il web è un terreno (ancora) libero e un marasma di informazioni: insomma, tutto quello che abbiamo sempre voluto sapere sul sesso e non abbiamo mai osato chiedere, possiamo andarcelo a cercare.
Ma facciamo un esempio pratico.

Una premessa: X, Y e Z sono internauti di un sesso a scelta che hanno una relazione amorosa stabile e consolidata. Non sono pervertiti. Sono adulti, consenzienti, hanno un buon grado di consapevolezza personale e una certa apertura mentale.

• X (uomo o donna che sia) vuole guardare un bel porno e, gironzolando per siti mainstream come youporn e tube8, si imbatte in un video che attira la sua attenzione sui sex toys, come questo.
• Y spulcia il web in cerca di una racconto un po’ alternativo – o kink, approda in una community erotico-letteria e rimane affascinato da un racconto di stampo BDSM, come questo.
• Z invece è più intellettuale e sfoglia ozioso il portfolio on-line di un fotografo come Danilo Pasquali , un magazine o un tumblr erotico e resta colpito/a da alcune immagini particolarmente suggestive, come queste.

Mettiamo anche che X, Y e Z si auto-amino mentre si godono letteralmente quello che è lo strato più superficiale del “porno-web”, visto che anche in questo non c’è comunque nulla di malvagio. Ma è successo qualcosa: l’eccitazione è scattata come una molla e una nuova fantasia si sta formando nei loro lussuriosi cervelli. Insomma, si è creato un desiderio che dev’essere soddisfatto.

• Per realizzare la sua fantasia X ha bisogno di un sex toy, ma quale scegliere? Basta leggere le recensioni scritte dagli utenti che si trovano su molti sexy shop, dove troverà anche un interessante magazine su sesso e affini per arricchire ulteriormente la sua cultura e ricevere preziosi consigli su sessualità, sex toys & co. Ma X è come San Tommaso e vuole vedere come funziona il suo futuro amico. Basta cambiare store per trovare anche un’esauriente sex toy tv, con tanto di esperti in camice che illustrano il funzionamento di alcuni sex toys.
• Y invece vuole realizzare una nuova fantasia kink – ispirata dal racconto – ma è a corto di soldi. Che fare? Il BDSM è molto costoso! Basta darsi al bricolage e fabbricare da sé alcuni piccoli strumenti di piacevole tortura, seguendo le istruzioni di Bricosade. Dopo aver fabbricato un nuovo giochino, Y, che è proprio un precisino, cerca la posizione ottimale per concludere i giochi off-line con il/la partner.
• Z, dal canto suo, decide di sollazzarsi immaginando come potrebbe godere il/la suo/a partner facendo un certo giochino… e per farsi un’idea anche solo approssimativa dà un’occhiata e più a Beautiful agony, dove gente di ogni tipo orgasma con molta gioia e senza pudore alcuno. Non ancora sazio/a di sapere, continua ad acculturarsi sull’esibizionismo/voyeurismo. Grazie all’oracolo Google approda su un blog che gli fa scoprire altre sfumature e risvolti della sua recente fantasia.

• Non ancora convinto del suo acquisto, X si collega su msn per raccontare a chi di dovere i propri intenti erotici e scegliere insieme il sex toys più adatto alle esigenze di entrambi: con il suo aspetto familiare, il kit Clone a willy è quello che fa per loro e non vedono l’ora di conoscerlo di persona.
• Y invece è sottilmente più sadico e ama far letteralmente abbrustolire la controparte nelle voglie più torbide descrivendo minuziosamente su G-talk tutte le sue più perverse intenzioni al/la partner. Il risultato, se tutto va bene, dovrebbe essere sempre lo stesso: erezioni statuarie o lubrificazione come se piovesse.
• Infine, Z l’esibizionista/voyeur, eccitato/a più che mai, si connette su Skype con il/la suo/a partner e gli/le chiede di poterlo/a osservare dalla web-cam mentre si spoglia, sussurra bit di desiderio e gode, in diretta, masturbandosi per Z, che si masturba a sua volta e, davvero, non vede l’ora di vedere dal vivo la persona dall’altra parte della connessione.

E poi, cosa succede dopo che X, Y e Z hanno spento il pc? Probabilmente avranno un parco di fantasie un po’ più ampio di prima, una maggiore dilatazione mentale, più consapevolezza della propria identità sessuale e magari avranno anche infranto qualche personale tabù. Avranno una vita sessuale più appagante e ricca, saranno più eccitati e così i loro partner, e molto, molto probabilmente quando si rivedranno off-line avranno un meraviglioso orgasmo post log-out, spinti da un desiderio che on-line ha viaggiato a molti mega al secondo.
E poi? Mica può finire così! Bisogna condividere. Infatti:

• X si appassiona ai sex toys e continuando le sue ricerche si accorgere attraverso alcuni blog stranieri che il sesso on-line può anche essere trattato anche in un modo diverso da quello di misteriose escort blogger o di photogalery tutte tette e culi e decide di aprire un suo blog di confronto e dialogo per la libera espressione della sessualità, sex toys compresi .
• Y e consorte si iscrivono a kinkyspace, il facebook di chi ama il sesso alternativo, per condividere le proprie esperienze e trovare altri stimoli e/o compagni di gioco. (NB.:io non l’ho ancora provato)
• Z continua a dedicarsi al suo nuovo passatempo preferito: esibirsi sessualmente con foto, video e racconti a contenuto molto esplicito, ovviamente on-line.

E così, ricomincia il circolo vizioso, con nuovi contenuti che possono stilare la vita erotica di molte altre persone.

Ovviamente lo stesso meccanismo si può applicare anche a fantasie meno “particolari” e in contesti più “comuni”: ad esempio trovando on-line la posizione che faciliti l’orgasmo per lei, o organizzando via chat un incontro romantico tra due fidanzati che si fingono “sconosciuti”.

Conclusione: come il sesso in sé può essere solo masturbarsi con il corpo di un’altra persona e un’anestesia al cuore, o essere la più sconvolgente esperienza di gioia della nostra vita, così il web, con tutta la sua pornografia e il suo erotismo, con tutta la sua imperante sessualità, non è nient’altro che un mezzo e come tale la sua bontà e quello che ne rimane, dipende solo da come lo si utilizza. Dipende solo da noi.

Con la presenza di Patrizia D’Addario ad Annozero finalmente gli italiani potranno vedere una puttana fare la prova orale senza dover andare su YouPorn.

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Das mag ja sein. Aber ich mache das jetzt trotzdem!

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Nun, das war knapp daneben.

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Ja, und die beiden haben oft zusammen Die Ärzte gehört.

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Okay, na los: Wer hat Franz Kafkas Zahnspange gebaut?
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Sie suchen was auf meinem Blog?

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Also ich hab ihn nicht! Ehrenwort!

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Ich bin kein Experte auf dem Gebiet, aber vielleicht solltest du da mal deine Eltern fragen?

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Bitte? Du meinst jetzt die Wahlplakate der letzten Wochen, oder?

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Also ich hab ihn nicht! Ehrenwort!

Die Politik

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Mehr als dein Bundesland Einwohner hat.

was sind die ziele von die linke

Den Kommunismus wieder einführen! Überall Gulags bauen! Und die Menschheit versklaven!

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Die Single ist leider aus. Kriegen wir auch nicht mehr rein.

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Naja, das Gerangel um die Ministerposten läuft noch. Aber das wird wohl nicht passieren.

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Dich, das Volk?
Moment… Deutsches Volk? Du warst auf meinem Blog? Halt, nicht weglaufen! Komm doch nochmal zurück! Wir könnten soviel Spaß zusammen haben!

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Du schon wieder?
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Allerdings, Keule!

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Wenn deine Freundin oder dein Freund nichts dagegen hat, klar!

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Werden werden was? Unsere Zukunft?

Und der Goldene Googlehupf geht an:

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Ääääh… also, das ist ein Viertel… von einem Jahr. Sozusagen…

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I got up today, thought about masturbation – didn’t do it though. Which is surprising considering it is masturbation. You see it doesn’t take much motivation to jerk off, in fact it is the opposite of motivation, it is un-ambition.  No reason is needed – it is just done. I am speaking of course of primarily male self-induced pleasure; I have no semblance of any idea of how women operate – that is a complete and under mystery to me. As for the act as it is performed by men I am compelled to argue that autoerotism is a slothful and graphic practice. At worst, I believe, it brings out the laziest in us, not the desperate and depraved but the slothful.

As I said men don’t need a reason to jerk off, they just do it. I can’t remember the last time I pleasured myself because I was turned on by something prior to having my pants off. One just finds himself with nothing to do and no desire to do anything that takes considerable concentration so thus the only activity that guarantees pleasure and has inarguable great appeal is to bring oneself to sexual climax.  And with the innovation of the World Wide Web there is really no excuse to NOT masturbate when it happens cross one’s mind in the privacy of one’s home. I’m not sure of the actually statistics but I can hypothesis that pornographic sites are the most heavily trafficked organizations on the net outside of social networking sites.  Nobody writes their effin tweet name or video channel on a men’s room wall, it is notably fornication websites that get considerable attention (albeit homosexual pornography is among those illustrated).

The only real down side to masturbation, I believe, is that it is incredibly slothful. No one jerks off and than runs a marathon. You’ve pretty much set the bar for the level of activity in your day when after you flush the Kleenex down the toilet you realize it’s only 11:30 in the morning.

One thing that I find incredibly amusing is that you can be so horny and so into smut while masturbating but immediately afterwards you want nothing to doing with anything related to penis & vagina. Isn’t it weird that directly after ejaculation the object of your desire takes a complete 180? You can still be naked, just finished jerking off, and you look up at the computer screen and see the vagina in a totally different way. Before it was like: “that’s great! the money shot!” and two seconds later you’re thinking: “it’s kind of weird looking eh?”

What can really give you nightmares and put yourself in a heavily disturbed mood is the horribly bad timing of when you find yourself masturbating over porno and just when you reach the pinnacle it goes to a shot of the smut dude’s intense and almost angry face! Ahhhh! It is like for a few seconds you’re actually gay! I’ve read that this happening to you and/or getting a boner on the toilet can make you a de facto homosexual.

The only thing worse than jizzing while staring into a man’s eyes is while you are attempting to orgasm the pornography you were getting off to takes a weird turn for the worst. For the first minute thirty you were viewing it the smut was just the usual in/out amateur shit you usually see on youporn and all of a sudden a man’s asshole is fingered or a weird device is brought in and used out of nowhere. What the fuck man! I’ve unexpectedly viewed shit even worse than what I’ve mentioned while I was trying to get my shit done. There should be some kind of a warning or better categorization for this freaky porn.

One thing I always wonder is who are the people that post these sex tapes? If the people in the videos are the ones posting them then more than a few of these people are into some messed up shit and don’t care who knows it. It’s one thing to post a video of you fucking (I personally don’t understand why someone would even possess a recording of themselves having sexual intercourse in the first place) but who in their right mind would want people to know that they, as a man, use some kind of electronic device on their orifices? And where are the women in online porn coming from? Do the girls that get fucked all over the Internet have day jobs? Do they do customer service for a telecommunications company in between cum shots? I mean, how do you look yourself in the mirror if that’s what you do for a living or at the very least willingly participate in? What do they tell their parents? When they see their relatives at Christmas and they’re asked the routine question of “what have you been up to?” Do they run off all the inter-racial gangbangs they’ve been apart of?

The whole system of Internet pornography has opened up so many new and amazing things. One day we will tell our kids that there was time when you had to PAY to see people fuck by renting a video at an adult book store or going to an underground strip club. One thing I’ve noticed from being engulfed in pornography for so many years is that there are a lot of guys out there fucking a lot of different women and I am definitely not one of these lucky dudes. But hey, there is nothing else better to do on a Saturday afternoon than watch people have sex.

“Na endlich!” – denken sich mit Sicherheit viele, vorallem jüngere, iPhone Nutzer. Nun endlich kann man die größte Pornoseite – YouPorn.com – auch über das iPhone aufrufen.

Und nicht nur das iPhone, sondern auch mit dem iPod ist es möglich. Dazu einfach auf mobile.youporn.com gehen oder mit dem iPhone youporn.com aufrufen, man wird direkt weitergeleitet!

Ich frage mich nun nur, was sagen wohl die Eltern, Lehrer und Direktoren dazu, wenn die Schüler öfter mal aufs Klo müssen