All over the world, every single person who was taking any kind of medication suddenly ran out, and no refills can be found. Tensions, as they say, are riding high. It’s every man and woman for … more →
You Have an Hoursean wrote 1 year ago: All over the world, every single person who was taking any kind of medication suddenly ran out, and … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: An actual Katamari has been rolling around. It’s rolling everything up in its path. News repor … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: Having noticed how effective one chump with explosives in his sneakers was in substantially altering … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: Probably, we all knew this would happen eventually. Deep down, we knew they were just biding their t … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: Sea Levels! They’re going through the roof! No more dry land! This is it! The end is near! How … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: You’re flipping through greeting cards at the local stationery store. A friend is sick and you … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: Someone spilled a drink on the launch console for a few nuclear missiles and now everything is going … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: Let’s call it the Bad-Enough-Virus. It’s not Ebola, SARS, or Avian Flu, but your doctor … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: You’re in the produce section when the announcement comes over the P.A.: “Attention Happ … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: Putting their eschatological horse before their life-loving wagon, millions of muddle-headed Tim LaH … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: An asteroid the size of Rhode Island has just been detected heading straight for the earth, and it w … more →
sean wrote 1 year ago: The Large Hadron Collider just created a black hole which has started sucking all matter into its un … more →