Thank you Kat Mayo for sending me a link to this lovely site with a selection of the most splendidly willy-shaped fungi I have seen in a long time.  Follow the link and… enjoy!

Thank you to Melanie Huntley for this picture of a splendidly willy shaped spud shown below.

Combine one willy spud and more alcohol than many people have ever seen and you get… the Money Shot!

Top stuff!

Thank you Melanie…

Where do baby carrots come from, asks Cameron Meikle?

He then proceeds to answer his own question with this fine picture of a pair of naughty love carrots striking a pose.

“I found these both lurking in the bottom of the same bag!” He says.

We can only wonder what they’d been up to.

We like the ghostly up-lighting! Like a torch under the chin, only in this case, under the carrots… no less effective.

Thank you Cameron!

Today we have Lea Alissa to thank for these smashing pictures of spuds which look like willies!

Says Lea

“I stumbled upon these on the net… ‘Not sure if they will appear clear on your site though…”

Have no fear Lea, they certainly do! Thank you for sending them in!

Enjoy!

Pervy Potato 1 – or is that a Yam?

Pervy Potato 2

Another fine submission from Peter Bailey, who grows his own carrots and is therefore one of the few people who will appreciate just how extraordinary the straight, “normal” carrots we see in supermarkets actually are.

This fine example looks like a pair of chubby man-thighs with a little stubby willy.

Thank you, again, Peter!

Here is another smashing submission, this time from Tony and Cathy Burrows… they term this carrot “incontinent” – and it certainly looks like it needs to GO…

Thank you Tony and Cathy!

Enjoy.

This picture has been sent in by Chloe Metcalfe. Says Chloe.

“I think My mum got it from Tesco’s, and I think it was organic, that’s about all I know about it.”

Yes, Chloe, I think “organic” is the word for this fine willy and legs carrot combo. A little blurry – yes – but still clear enough for us to enjoy…

Thank you Chloe!

Thank you to Murren Tullett for our second smashing picture of a Yam which looks like a girl’s front bottom.

“Found by a friend that works at Sainsbury’s. ‘Gave us hours of amusement and joke material.”

Murren, I’m delighted to discover that the world of work has not changed since I left it. Thank you.

Here it is!

Many thanks for another fine submission of a Rabbit-a-like carrot, in this instance, from Graham Thomas, of Oldham here in good old Blighty.

Says Graham:

“I pulled this carrot this morning (Sat 3rd November 2007) from my vegetable patch here in the UK (Oldham) and thought it either looks like a finger and thumb, or perhaps a women’s vibrator!”

It certainly does.

Thank you Graham…

A splendid set of pictures here from John at the World Carrot Museum.

This brave lady loves carrots so much she has had some carroty tattoos done. Ouch. That lot must have smarted. Definitely taking her love of carrots to the call of duty and beyond…

What more can I say?

Thank you John. Everyone else… Enjoy!

Carroty Tattoos 1

Carroty Tattoo Too

Carroty Tattoo 3

Hmm… I imagine it depends how you view the world!

My thanks goes out to Peter Bailey for this strange and wonderful demi-carrot.

“This is the way it came from the garden. I just washed the dirt off. There was no other half in the ground.” Says Peter.

Here, then, with a complexion which calls to mind a dire sun bed accident or a spray-on tan which has gone badly wrong, I give you Peter’s demi-carrot. I include photographs of both sides for your fascination…

Thank you Peter – and my apologies for the delay in posting. I have been morning sick. Everyone else, enjoy…

View 1

View 2

My cringing apologies to Ron Hoggan who submitted this smashing picture on 15 of October, I hope my tardiness will not be taken amiss.

Here is another fine carrot with a willy to grow to our ever growing Rude Carrot Club. Nicely picked out on the green background, too. Top work there, Ron.

Thank you.

Enjoy.