Zohan è un film del 2008 commedia con Adam Sandler. Zohan Dvir fa parte dell’esercito israeliano, commando terrorista che finge la propria morte, al fine di perseguire il suo sogno di diventare parrucchiere a New York City

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             The most horrifying local news in Walnut Creek is that our downtown Blockbuster Video is closing. The rent is too expensive, they said. This is puzzling. Most of Blockbuster’s aisles are crammed with popular horror DVDs like Saw (Saw I, II, III through Saw LXXVI), The Ring (Ring 1, Ring 2, Ring 3, Lord of the Ring), Friday the 13^th (11 films), Drag Me to Hell, Drag Me Shopping, and Final Destination, in which a group of friends who narrowly missed being crushed by a falling Acme Company anvil are stalked by a psychopathic coyote.

            Finding quality films at Blockbuster has never been a problem. The last time I was in Blockbuster, for example, I checked out three honored classic American films– Gigli, I Know Who Killed Me, and You Don’t Mess with the Zohan. 

            Seeing “Zohan,” I was reminded that Andy, my 22 year old UCLA Theater School graduate, has been playing basketball at John Wooden Center for the past couple of years with Zohan’s director and lead actor, Adam Sandler. They do have several things in common—–both are actors, Jewish, and love basketball. Adam’s second daughter is named Sunny. Andy had a pet rat named Sunny. Both Adam and Andy have actually seen You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

            The two don’t talk much when they play. Andy’s been timid about schmoozing with Sandler.  (“I don’t want to be an annoying fan.”) Recently, however, Andy became determined to break the ice.

             Andy’s usual icebreaker is to describe how he injured his shoulders; how he acquired scar tissue from torn tendons in his legs; how many years he’s lived with chronic leg pain; how he may have fractured his nose recently when a player elbowed him in a game; and the number of times his throat has been scoped for vocal cord polyps. Andy can also graphically relate his history of having a major uni-brow.

            A few days ago Andy returned to play basketball after a several weeks away from the UCLA Campus, including three weeks at the Burning Man festival in the Nevada desert where, to his delight, he acquired an interesting upper thigh rash following fecal contamination from the sand.

            As Andy practiced shooting hoops, he saw Adam Sandler stroll into the Wooden Center gymnasium.   

            “Hey, Adam,” he said, approaching Sandler with a cool saunter. Andy put  the saunter down because it was too cold. “Do you remember my big white ass?”

            [Editor’s note: This is an actual quote and clearly an untested Andy Icebreaker.]

            Sandler said he remembered Andy. He didn’t mention Andy’s big white ass. He continued dribbling and shooting.

            “I just graduated UCLA’s Theater School,” Andy said cheerfully, “and I’m trying to find a manager or agent. Oh, and I’m looking for an apartment and a job. Also, I have plantar fascitis.”

            “Well, I graduated from NYU’s Tisch School,” Sandler said, referring to the drama school that considers itself better than UCLA’s theater school. He looked up at the rim, aimed, and scored more points. “And as far as getting a job, I just hired my three nephews for my film company.” He did not disclose any personal physical defects.

            When the basketball game ended, Sandler turned to Andy and said, “Danny, send me a resume and a headshot.” Andy thanked him profusely and then, anxious to prolong the conversation, described a troubling lower bowel disorder.

            Andy didn’t mention that he has no current headshot. His resume lies buried within the computer stored in his weather-beaten 1996 Chevy Caprice, along with most of his worldly goods, as he drives around and around L.A. looking for an apartment that’s close to possible jobs and medical facility with a trauma unit.

            Both Andy’s and his older brother Jordan’s interest in acting was sparked by the (pre-Blockbuster) films I showed when they were young. I carefully selected classic movies and avoided ones that might cause nightmares and permanent trauma. Then they’d go a neighbor’s home with its floor-to-ceiling screen along one wall and state-of-the-art Dolby sound system, and watch acclaimed children’s films like The Land Before Time in which a sadistic Tyrannosaurus attacks and kills a mother dinosaur.  

            Jordan, now a junior at San Francisco State University, enrolled in a Theater class this semester called “Movement I: Developing the actor’s free and responsive body.” Andy took a similar movement class at UCLA’s Theater School, and “the free and responsive body” he developed led to his lengthy nude performance in The Devils. Jordan was just bumped from the Movement I class because of class size limitations. This was good news. It is a well-established medical principle that a mother can have only one son appear nude on stage during her lifetime.  

            With Blockbuster now departing, and the boys generally living out of the house, I watch Netflix-rented movies with Alan and friends. Selecting movies for friends can more difficult than for children. Caryn refuses to watch westerns because “there’s too much dust.” Sylvia can’t stand violence, which eliminates 95% of films. Susan enjoys only romantic films or films about animals, particularly cats. This may be because as a child, Susan discovered a dead cat frozen stiff under her house. She laid it carefully on an aluminum foil-covered tray which she shoved into a preheated 325 degree oven in order to bring the cat back to life or to roast, depending on which occurred first.

            Hollywood has already optioned that story to make “a classic children’s film.”

Ich bin bekennende Komödienhasserin, bis auf ganz wenige Ausnahmen wie z.B. “The Hangover”, um was Aktuelleres zu nennen. Von daher war ich auch erst so gar nicht begeistert, als wir gestern die Zohan Blu-ray anschauen mußten wollten. Ich hab mich aber darauf ein- und mich eines besseren belehren lassen.

Der Film ist witzig. Echt.

Israelischer Geheimagent ist seinen Job leid und will in den USA Friseur werden. Das alleine ist eigentlich schon ein Brüller. Der Kerl ist oberpeinlich aber auf eine Art und Weise, die so schräg und gleichzeitig irgendwie unschuldig ist, daß es schon wieder gut ist. Die Story an sich ist eigentlich nichts besonderes, natürlich kommt es auch in den USA dann zum Konflikt zwischen Israelis und Arabern, aber weiter spoilere nun mal nichts, wer mehr wissen will – angucken. Ich lag jedenfalls teilweise fast flach vor Lachen.

Ich sag nur:  …”Stay in the army – play it safe!”…….”You are like Rembrand with grenades”….um ein paar Zitate zu nennen.

Und außerdem will ich auch mal so eine Zusatzbehandlung beim Friseur. Nebenbeibemerkt.

“Dream as if you will live forever, but live as if you will die today.” -James Dean

Good quote by the legendary James Dean! My dad has a painting of him with this quote written on it. Fantastic man, short life, but in his short life he did great things.

R.I.P. James Dean

February 8th, 1931 – September 30th, 1955

Toy Sailboat in the coffee shop! Go get it! NOW! Lol!

Yay! I hated the new emotes, they were awful. Did you try using the twisted cat one, it looked like it was smiling! Now it is like Now that is what I be talking about! The new ones looked fake, the older ones rock the house! I’m glad WordPress (WP) brought the old emoticons back! Say hi to the new-old emotes that rock!

Color vite is here, which are you picking? I will probably stick with my regular black emo color. But I will wear the new color every now and then, one thing… it’s gonna be a trend for about a month to wear the new color, Just like the white puffle. Do you ever see a white puffle anymore? Anyways please vote for aqua!

Here is a cool color post by CP

By Billybob on July 24 2009 10:34

Penguin Band goes on tour once a year! And you need to find them! I have found them over 3 times now, and usually search parties work. Call your friends over hte telephone (best way) me and my friend called each other on the telephone and a 2 man search party met Cadence, Gary, PB, Aunt Arctic, etc… at the Penguin play awards. I have met PB at the music jam and the penguin play awards. Remember, you need a 50 coin pass and you need to be a member to get it. PB will be at the backstage. Tracker time!

This is a slide show

COMING SOON! This movie is Rated R, if you are under the age of 18 please have a parent or guardian with you for this movie. COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

Violence
Horror situations

Lol, well one penguin came up to me today and said,”Hey, you’re the detective who helped find my friend las night!” Yes, I met a couple penguins who wanted to track down their friends and I helped find them! I tried to buddy him but he must have logged off or something or got booted off the server. However, he did remember me from last night! And another penguin came up to me and said,”Hey, I know you from a site!” So he may know that I CP blog! Is my famous dream coming a little true? WATCH OUT MIMO777! LOL Just kidding, I will never reach his level!

Also, I buddied a famous penguin and Ojoc’s party! Yep, his name is Sossy, here is a pic. I just heard of him that day, but I also hear he is very famous and one of the best, so here is a link+buddy picture from the other day! The party was like on Saturday or something, and the only way I had made the 1:00 pm party is because I had stayed up all night! Usually, I don’t wake up until 3 or so. I also stayed at the party for about 10 minutes!

Pic

clubpenguincheats-cp.com/

Please remember my CP party!!! Maybe you will meet a famous penguin who is… me. LOL!!!! Sorry, I’m having another random moment!

July 17, 2009

7:00 PM

Server: Flippers

Room: Town

Why: 100 friends on Youtube, I wish the guy who was my 100th friend played CP but sadly, he quit a few weeks ago Plus 6,000 hits!

Ruby and the Ruby cheats! You know you wanna get that ruby stone! Oops! Gave the surprise away, but hey, if you didn’t want to give the mystery and secret away, WHY DID YOU COME TO THIS SITE! Lol, I feel random right now, who wouldn’t at midnight?! Anyways lol

first click the file cabinet, then the trash can lid, then the guestbook (the book with paper in it, DUH!), flower vase, then the painting, and then last but not least, the safe for the red ruby. The red squares in the pic are the clickable thingys in order to get the Ruby for Ms. Ruby. Do you think Jacques will get together with Ruby and fall in love, or do I just have a crazy mind?! LOL!

Oh, and did I mention that this is my favourite CP play! Yep, actually I did mention it, oh silly me. LOL!!!

MORE CHEATS, THAT WEREN’T ON EARLIER.

Click the door handle for the dark detective coat.

Drag the coin info box thingy for the noir background.

It’s magic! Lol

But the ruby pin is the same as last year… they said they would never bring back a pin…

Update: WHERE IS EVERYBODY? I’m waiting 2 more minutes until 4:05

We only have 1 server called Ice Berg. But now, we are claiming Flippers and if anyone wants to war for it, let’s go to war!

Practice battle

saturday 7/11/09

4:00 pm

American server: flippers (our new server)

Meet at snowforts.

Wear the non member green safari hat from the adventure party, brown safari hat pin, and green bamboo background.

I will be on Eric E

Sorry for the bad grammer or spelling. I’m a bit tired right now.

Anyone who shows up could be eligible for a promo. Thanks.

An idea just popped into my brain… for my 6,000 hits party… LET’S EXPLORE WHAT THE MUSIC JAM WILL BE LIKE! If it is better than last year, THIS MUSIC JAM WILL BE EPIC! Aww man, I just love saying that word…”Epic”. It just rolls off the toung

Anyways maybe for the first time we explore the Music Jam on Friday, July 17th, 2009. At 7:00 pm. Maybe we could go act the play? Have an igloo party with band tryouts? Ruby and the Ruby is my favourite play. I wish it would have won in the awards back in April, but I like the Golden Puffle also so it really did work out More updates in a bit, I gotta go!

Yes! Finally! I may have a party, it will be a themed iggy party. Please stay tuned for the updates. Also keep checking my youtube

http://www.youtube.com/user/insaneboy683

Pretty neato-benito vids on that channel! Also I will keep comment on the updates of it.

At card-jitsu! You guys just made this game and you never fixed any glitches! There is still the glitch where you have to wait for your cards for like 5 minutes! Another thing, I know if you want good cards you have to buy them like everything else in CP but I mean really, jees! When I needed a couple fire cards to win, the only cards they gave me were low water cards! Which led to my defeat. I lost 3 our of 3 times! C’MON! I’m much better than that.

CP, YOU NEED TO START WORKING AND FIXING GLITCHES INSTEAD OF MAKING NEW TOYS AND CODES! Start working again! Wake up and open your eyes!

And no water party?! You brought the water party igloo music back, you made the aquatic dance floor background, and NO PARTY! Instead, sensei came for like 2 hours *Sarcastically*. How many penguins got the Sensei background? Probably not even a thousand. What do you expect when someone comes for 2 days? Plus, on 4th of July weekend, when people are out of town and spending time with their families shooting off fireworks and fiesting in food? EXTREMELY bad timing on his arrival. You think kids just sit around and play CP when they could be shooting fireworks and blowing stuff up? OF COURSE THEY’RE NOT PLAYING CP!

And you need to begin being kinder to non-members again. Give more items away at a party! And be generious with Rockhopper clothing items instead of just stupid backgrounds! Why do you think so many people (penguins) quit on you guys per day? Maybe if you kept the penguins around, they would eventually buy membership which leads to money and ratings for you guys! But oh-no, we couldn’t just be fair to non members just because they won’t hand us $6 bucks a month.

Membership and CP is fun and all, but membership gets boring after you buy all of the items, plus you need more plays at the stage. Who cares if they’re remakes, just put a different on every 2 weeks again like you were! It gets boring acting Twee and the Grumpunzel over and over and over and over and over and over again. You really need to start getting it together again, and the Music Jam may be a step in the right direction for you guys. Good luck, because I know I will continue to play this game, and I want to play CP! But not if it’s going to sell out like every other game.

Or am I in a bad mood because I didn’t get much sleep?

By Billybob on July 06 2009 01:05 | Comments (0)

The stage looks different than last years. Last years, they had a blue sparkly Grand piano with little confetti shooters.

Hello Penguins!

Just a quick note to let you know that we have increased the buddy lists for everyone to 300. We are continuing to optimize that so hopefully we can increase it more in the future.

In other news: We have received a lot of name ideas, please keep them coming so we can name these little creatures!

That’s all for now!

Waddle On!

- Club Penguin Team

By admin on November 25 2005 02:15

Now that was in November 25, 2005! Buddy lists into the three hundreds! Now, only 100? C’mon CP! You can do better than that! Let us have more buddies again. I hate deleting someone I don’t even remember, because when I met that person they might have just been really kind to me, but I didn’t remember. Let us have more than 100, it is a short number, may not seem like it, but it is.

OH YES, IT WAS THE BEST 4TH OF JULY FOR ME EVERY!

I rode my remote control bote, broke it, fixed it, replaced the batteries, starting controling it again, broke it again, fixed it again, fooled around with it some more, then just kinda quit on it! LOL! I got it yesterday, it rocks! I made a vid dedicated to this one! My 13th 4th of july!

Notice: The red and blue lettering was for AMERICA! Land of the brave and the free! OH YEAH! HAPPY 4TH FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, U.S.A. VEGAS BABY!

~Eric E

OH YES, IT WAS THE BEST 4TH OF JULY FOR ME EVERY!

I rode my remote control bote, broke it, fixed it, replaced the batteries, starting controling it again, broke it again, fixed it again, fooled around with it some more, then just kinda quit on it! LOL! I got it yesterday, it rocks! I made a vid dedicated to this one! My 13th 4th of july!

Notice: The red and blue lettering was for AMERICA! Land of the brave and the free! OH YEAH! HAPPY 4TH FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, U.S.A. VEGAS BABY!