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The Zombie Sex–Bacon Issue1 comment

Lynn Messina wrote 1 year ago: I know you’re too embarrassed to talk about it, and I know you think you’re the only one … more →

Tags: zombie dating 101, Zombie quirks, abscisic acid, Advice, autumn morning, bacon, BLT, Dating, Embarrassment

Spa package: Take home the perfect zombie boyfriend

Lynn Messina wrote 1 year ago: Zombies! They’re still a dime a dozen, but you’ve yet to meet one that qualifies as boyf … more →

Tags: zombie dating 101, How to meet a zombie, boyzomb, Dating, Relationships, zombies, conventional wisdom, hold that ewww, zombie lifestyle

Zombie sex misconception #5: Zombies don't have sex drives

Lynn Messina wrote 1 year ago: Although the zombie sex drive seems like a recent invention, it has in fact been present in every sp … more →

Tags: zombie dating 101, zombie sex misconceptions, boyzomb, Dating, human males, zombies, sex, Misconceptions, zombie lifestyle

Zombie sex misconception #4: Zombies lose arms and legs all the time.

Lynn Messina wrote 1 year ago: Once upon a time, zombies were a walking junkyard of littered limbs and scattered digits, but the ne … more →

Tags: zombie dating 101, zombie sex misconceptions, zombie etiquette, boyzomb, Dating, Relationships, happiness, Advice, zombies

Zombie sex misconception #3: zombies are squidgy

Lynn Messina wrote 1 year ago: OK, so you’ve gotten over the ewww and you’ve overcome the stink, but, you say, there … more →

Tags: zombie dating 101, zombie sex misconceptions, boyzomb, Dating, Relationships, happiness, Advice, sex, Misconceptions

Zombie's little helper

Lynn Messina wrote 1 year ago: Zombavan. Zombaline. Zombolay. Zomblosec. Zomblichol. Zombitrex. There are so many zombie pharmaceut … more →

Tags: zombie dating 101, Hard truths, Zombie quirks, boyzomb, Dating, Relationships, happiness, Advice, zombies

Zombie scents and sexability1 comment

Lynn Messina wrote 1 year ago: Back again? I knew you couldn’t stay away. Shiver in horror all you want, but there’s so … more →

Tags: zombie dating 101, zombie sex misconceptions, boyzomb, Dating, Relationships, happiness, Advice, human males, sex


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