1. You like to sing to yourself a lot. Like, a lot.
2. Your stripper name may or may not be Tiger Boobs.
3. While PMSing you feel that inexplicable mix of wanting to murder someone while also wanting soft pretzels. 294 more words
Oh hi there! Long time no speak, right? Somehow, keeping up with this blog during most of the year seems like an impossible task. Why, you ask? 284 more words