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Lovable Grandmother Not Tasered Enough
Madam, you’re a fucking liar and a scumbag. You don’t deserve a red fucking cent, and if the Texas bacon is stupid enough to offer you 40 grand for being a total asshole, they ought to cha… more →
Lovable Grandmother Not Tasered Enough
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meatlights39 wrote 2 months ago: Madam, you’re a fucking liar and a scumbag. You don’t deserve a red fucking cent, and if … more →
Thoughts deeper than you
meatlights39 wrote 9 months ago: “Could any Hell be more horrible than now, and real?” — Jim Morrison I’ve been thi … more →
Seepage
meatlights39 wrote 9 months ago: Attempting to write anything of substance is futile when the bad news comes faster than the twitters … more →
How 'bout a recipe?
meatlights39 wrote 10 months ago: Reading the news today it’s as if someone was trying to deliberately encourage me to hate peop … more →
Where your sorry ass been at?
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meatlights39 wrote 11 months ago: The first meatlights post of 2009 and Jan is already half-over, a case of so much happening that not … more →
Klondike Bar in a thought-cloud starts it all
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: CVS is one of these mid-sized affairs halfway between a real supermarket and a convenience store. I … more →
Fuck off, Pickle, I don't like talking to machines!*
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: No one reads these non-porn posts, but I have to keep my typing skillz up, which means nothing becau … more →
Talk to the Hand
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Meat Lights and the Shrinkdom of the Crystal Skull
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Disgusting humid weather this month better be compensated by a cold-ass winter; wasn’t too bad … more →
Bukey the Cat (R.I.P.)
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: when you adopt an animal from the humane society they have you sign a form basically saying you take … more →
My world a toilet, you in it
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Never did get back to you about frolf. Mac, a buddy from work one level above Acquaintance, his 3-ye … more →
I didn't make dis but I love dis
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Email to a potential suicide
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Dear ____, I read your ‘have a potato’ email. If the specter of suicide is that close, I … more →
His sister is a porn star
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: A SFW confessional about a poor guy discovering his sister is in porn. Why even blog about this? … more →
Nothing
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: sometimes there’s nothing to write. like now. … more →
Determining vaginal value
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Re: Spitzer/Gollum’s call girl. No pussy is worth 5 grand an hour; this broad sure as hell isn … more →
For the Ladies: A Lesson in Men
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: The centerpiece of this photo is Katie Price, aka “Jordan”, a much-prized British model … more →
Fearing for the future of reading?
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: There are more readers now than at any time in history. If there comes a point where there are less … more →
Quality Movie Quotes
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: “Who the FUCK is this CHERRY?” –Henry Silva regarding Steven Seagal in Above the L … more →
