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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

Presumably this is based on the 60s series I haven’t seen, so it should have been a stylish and refreshing sundae of Cold War nonsense. Unfortunately this was made when we were trying to make Armie Hammer happen, and neither he nor Henry Cavill can elevate a mediocre script. 193 more words

Evening (2007)

If you’d like to watch a romantic movie with multiple generations and Vanessa Redgrave, watch Letters to Juliet, which is silly but palatable. Do not watch  597 more words

Barritt's Bermuda Stone Ginger Beer

This stuff is waaay too sweet, and with only a mild ginger flavor.  I would have called it more of a Ginger Ale with it being so sweet and weak.  16 more words

Book Movies: The Cider House Rules (1999)

The Cider House Rules is a lousy book, but it’s probably a worse movie. And that’s before you are even asked to believe that Tobey Maguire could ever get within five feet of Charlize Theron. 328 more words

Untamed Heart (1993)

On IMDb, this movie is billed also as a comedy. I don’t remember the early 90s that well, in fairness, but it’s a mystery to me how this is at all funny. 231 more words

Mortdecai (2015)

I remember kind of wanting to see Mortdecai when it came out, because I figured there was no chance it was as bad as everyone seemed to think. 252 more words

St. Vincent (2014)

Did the world need another movie in which Bill Murray plays a wise elderly jackass? With a drinking problem, and, just for kicks, also a gambling problem? 341 more words