There was a Norwegian rat
That was awfully puffy and fat
I’ll carry, he said
This plate on my head
To rest in the place of a hat… 54 more words
18 hours, 8 minutes
Lady: You don’t want me anymore…
You just left me on the floor…
It would be good to arrange our marriage…
A ring, a footman, and a golden carriage… 123 more words
1 day, 16 hours
When the times tables come down the street,
I give them a cheerful greet.
3 times tables are first to go,
Rain, warm, cold, or snow. 117 more words
2 days, 16 hours
Two times tables are first to go,
Warm, cold, rain, or snow. 136 more words
3 days, 16 hours
Have you seen a squirt?
Have you heard its cry?(squirt! squirt!)
Have you tasted its eggs?
Try one. It’s delicious.
Here’s how to cook one. 51 more words
4 days, 16 hours
MEMPHIS, Tenn. –Three gang members were charged with first degree murder Wednesday in the death of 7-year-old Kirsten Williams.
Williams was playing outside with her friends when she was shot in the head over the weekend. 374 more words
5 days, 11 hours
let body go go go
let limb flow flow flow
let spine bow bow bow
let nothing touch toe toe toe
later eat fish roe roe roe… 86 more words
5 days, 17 hours