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Service, what service?...

I’m afraid you’re going to have to bear with me while I rant.

There is a cliché which suggests that, when faced with unsatisfactory customer service; whether it’s rude waiters, incompetent engineers, brainwashed telesales operators or obstructive and intractable bureaucrats, the English consumer tends to capitulate under the weight of generations of ingrained politeness and good manners, irrespective of the odds of their complaint being successful. 1,122 more words

Personal Anecdote

Dig Dig Dig!

What can beat you at digging?

An aardvark can dig faster than several people with shovels!

Don’t ever challenge an aardvark to a digging contest. 27 more words


24/10/1969 - Fleetwood Mac/Howlin' Wolf/Deep Purple/Keith Relf's Renaissance/Aardvark/Andromeda

Another stellar line-up for another Lyceum all-nighter.

Howlin’ Wolf was backed by North-East band Junco Partners. For more about the band, visit the wonderfully informative… 705 more words

The Toilet and Mr. Soap

I was once sitting in a chair. My friend came up to me and she was like, “Dude, the toilet is on fire again”

And I said, “That is because the toilet said some things about my mother that I didn’t particularly care for” 125 more words

Accidents will happen...

I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before, but almost fifty years ago now, I was involved in a serious accident.

All things considered, I was very fortunate, many people who have had a similar accident find it very difficult to adjust to life afterwards. 653 more words


BoJack Horseman - Spiritual successor to Arthur

I recommend the TV series BoJack Horseman to anyone who’s got Netflix – because that’s the only way you can watch it. I probably only recommend it because his big horsey face has been plastered all over the NME for the last couple of weeks and I’m a sucker for advertising. 371 more words