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I was told to use my sense of humour - and I WARNED them!!

Today, I shocked my students during a trip to the Science Museum. They asked excitedly: ‘Sir, what are we doing next?’ I replied: ‘We’re going to search the building for the three students I lost last year.’ Later, a head count revealed that one student was (temporarily) missing. 45 more words


Snowpiercer - Film Review

When several angry passengers in third class get tired of the food, Captain America tries to upgrade them to first class, but Ed Harris sends Tilda Swinton, an army of axe-wielding henchmen and one unlucky fish to stop them while a post-apocalyptic ice age rages outside. 22 more words


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Housing Starts? Census Bureau Reporting Reaches New Level Of Absurdity

From Investment Research Dynamics, May 2015

Census Bureau definition of a housing “start:”   Start of construction occurs when excavation begins for the footings or foundation of a building.   101 more words



the ease of calm
is peace of the palm
the back
give breath
not death
take care
be aware



Aziana is a syllabary created by Warren Grant and inspired by the Korean, Chinese and Japanese writing systems. The idea was to devise a writing system that looks Asian in origin.

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