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The Most Important Meal of the Day. Even on Weekends.

They ate pancakes, drenched in corn syrup. It’s pretty much the same, someone said. But it wasn’t. The liquid pooled thick against the edge of the plate. 74 more words

Flash Fiction


Those insects you are complaining about
don’t need the night to hear stones
gingerly open to that clean-shaven dude who
has scattered the snow all over the earth and… 23 more words


Bridge, Absurd

At a time when illogicality

is tempered with the truth,

devised by mythmakers

who ascend a bridge of

birds to behold love in its

most divine and raw form, 29 more words


Absurd Thought of the Day Nov 29th 2015 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Nov 29th 2015
A butterfly and a speed boat arguing in televised debate, over bread varieties.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Nov 2015



Live my life with food.

(After walking into a diner and using the juke)

….the whole process took a total of ten minutes…

..that was 20 minutes ago and I still have not seen a waitress.

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