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rainy and warm

my soul, garlanded like a tomb
your heart, hollow like your womb

under the hole filled with teeth
your sadness waits beneath

store your pain within the cave… 8 more words

Hall Of Shame: The Weirdest Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Characters found in various DC and Marvel Encyclopedias, and comicvine.gamespot.com

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’ s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange characters. 148 more words

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Port

Port’s revolution began over cold soup.

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Kala Phrase

아여 나 다라 마 아냐 마 마즈
aye na tala ma anya ma matsu
/aːje na taːla ma aːɲa ma maːt͡ʃu/
PST 1s come and see and triumph… 9 more words

The Universe Will Return Existence Back to Two Thursdays Ago

In an unprecedented turn of events, all of existence will return back to two Thursdays ago precisely at 2:37 P.M. Eastern Standard Time. The news was beamed straight from the Universe directly into Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s E-mail inbox earlier this morning which he forwarded to multiple news outlets. 424 more words

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I Thought Weed Was Legal in Colorado?

Recently my wife and I got a letter from the HOA – our weed situation was apparently situation critical.

The letter stated, among other things, that rock beds must be free of weeds at all times. 406 more words

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