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WHAT IS LIFE?

or
Why All Philosophers and Poets Are Such a Pain in the Ass!

 

by Joe Buonfiglio

ME: “SON OF A BITCH!”

WIFE: “Language, please.”

ME: 705 more words

Introspective Equation

age
+ comfort in own skin
– fear of judgement
+ bigger personality
=
old friends alienated
_________________
better friends gained

2015

DDReport #4: Dry as Dirt with Raspberries

Order: One old fashioned, one double chocolate, one raspberry sweet iced tea.

The old fashioned donut is an interesting beast as I believe that it is the only one of its kind on the DD menu. 289 more words

Comedy

The New Normal…

Just what is the ‘new normal’, anyway?
Cartoons aside – and aren’t there times when we all wished we had the freedom of a well-drawn and pithy little color and ink sketch –  what do we mean when we say something like “the new normal…?” 1,005 more words

Absurd

Ozeanlichtgestalten

Ahnungslos schwimme ich im warmen, tiefblauen Wasser eines Ozeans und genieße den gleichmäßigen Wellengang. Plötzlich taucht neben mir eine Meerjungfrau auf. Sie ist ungefähr so groß wie ich und hat wellawerbungmäßiges Haar mit kleinen Muscheln drin. 167 more words

Deutsch

#FF RABU: ULAR NAGA PANJANGNYA BUKAN KEPALANG

Ular naga panjangnya bukan kepalang

Berjalan-jalan selalu riang kemari

Umpan yang lezat inilah yang dicari

Inilah dia yang terbelakang

Barisan manusia bergerak melingkar kian kemari, sampai akhirnya lagu berhenti. 73 more words