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Adorable Belle, believed to be Britain’s smallest puppy, is tinier than an iPhone

Photography Lesson # 1 – Remember, placing your subject next to canned pasta is the universal method by which to illustrate the size of the subject. 16 more words


My Cuban Adventures

Monday, February 27, 2006

Cameron’s Cuban Adventures – Part 1

Current mood: contemplative

Entering the Frank Pais Airport in Holguin, I felt calm, collected, and confident. 2,198 more words


Fruit Picker

Think Different.

Grammar Worse.


I was told to use my sense of humour - and I WARNED them!!

Today, I shocked my students during a trip to the Science Museum. They asked excitedly: ‘Sir, what are we doing next?’ I replied: ‘We’re going to search the building for the three students I lost last year.’ Later, a head count revealed that one student was (temporarily) missing. 45 more words


Snowpiercer - Film Review

When several angry passengers in third class get tired of the food, Captain America tries to upgrade them to first class, but Ed Harris sends Tilda Swinton, an army of axe-wielding henchmen and one unlucky fish to stop them while a post-apocalyptic ice age rages outside. 22 more words


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Housing Starts? Census Bureau Reporting Reaches New Level Of Absurdity

From Investment Research Dynamics, May 2015

Census Bureau definition of a housing “start:”   Start of construction occurs when excavation begins for the footings or foundation of a building.   101 more words