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Conversational Miss Herrings Part XXXIV

Sack-a-day Everton fans – that’s something that needs to be farted from grass-roots level

Avocado in intimacy Kate, 40, from Reading has written five sex books including… 441 more words


War's Questions

Life is a universal experience. Across time and geography, individuals find themselves in different cultures, under varying economic and political systems, identifying with different creeds and faiths. 3,106 more words

Tutor by Anon

A tutor who taught on the flute

Tried to teach two young tooters to toot,

Said the two to the tutor,

‘Is it harder to toot, or… 8 more words

Microfiction: Absurdity Squared

The plummet from the twenty-third story was surprisingly short. There was barely time to get accustomed to the rush of wind, limbs sprawling, the upward rush sending Tom topsy-turvy until he hit the ground, the whole journey taking three seconds before impact with the ground. 163 more words


I Sleep-Off Syphilis. I Walk-Off Amputation

You’ve got to feel pity for crabs.

Naturally I’m referring to the wee-itty-bitty pubic habitants.

They’re on the way out – fucked to a degree even they’ve never seen before. 703 more words