“Welcome to the future.”
He held up what appeared to be a bullet.
“Don’t look too quickly, now. What you see may appear to be a number of things, but what this is…is a spaceship. 188 more words
To live this life so out of place,
an anachronism to take the proverbial cake.
Heigh-ho! I’m the rubber chicken.
Ha-Ha! I’m the whoopee cushion! 89 more words