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Are you still on your period?

Oh good, I can use it to finish this sentence and the next one. You have long hair. Do you ever use it to dust your shelf? 125 more words

Hangovers and How To Manage Them

Let me be clear. I am not suffering from a hangover. I have turned into a teetotaler in my old age. I will occasionally have a beer, very rarely have a cocktail, and never drink wine. 583 more words

Life

What daddy forgot to tell you-Joe tells Part 1

A maxipad, a bottle of liquor, and an appointment with me this friday will make the messy ones go away}:‑)

Btw does anyone have any advil?

Advil

My gaze is cast downward.
Trying not to think of the pain
Kicking me in my stomach.
With each passing minute
I need you,
But you only need
The confines of your bottle.

Poetry

Confessions of a (chronically ill) graduate student

At dinner time, dogs come running when you shake kibble into their dishes.

At the end of Maymester, graduate students come running when you shake a bottle of Advil.

Chronic Pain

The main differences between Advil, Tylenol, Aleve, and Aspirin summed up

Advil, Tylenol, Aleve, and Aspirin. These over-the-counter drugs are essential to our daily body pains. But are we really using the right one for a headache?  32 more words