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Lighten up Mondays

On May 26th, Thursday of this week, it’s National Sorry Day in Australia. There certainly should be such an occasion in the US, and other countries as well because God knows we all have made mistakes for which we’ve been sorry. 129 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Armed Services Day is Saturday, May 21st, so I’ve decided to grace you with some military-based humor.

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. 71 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Reaching the end of a job interview the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” 73 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big-shot New York lawyer and has a better education than a sheriff from West Virginia. 144 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

This week is retirement week in my household (husband retires Thursday the 28th) so it’s only fitting that this week’s funny celebrates the working class where we’ve all been most of our lives. 132 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Okay, these three very brief jokes might make you groan rather than laugh, but I’m providing them for you anyway:

I was walking along the ocean – that’s generally where you’ll find the beach – looking for ashtrays in their wild state. 47 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

A dose of spring fever:

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.

When they arrived at the school some time after lunch period, they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire on the way to school. 53 more words

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