There was a female business executive who was late for a meeting.
She is going 65 mph on a street where the speed limit is 40. 210 more words
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up, Lord?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live.” 107 more words
“Men stay boys all their lives. This needs no explanation.”
(My friend, Ivan who is pushing 80!! Yup 80.)
According to Buzzfeed, there is now an actual word for young people who act older than their age: “Yoldies.” Apparently these are the 20-somethings who like to watch Netflix on a Saturday night instead of going out drinking because bars are just, “too loud.” These are also the kinds of kids who take their own recycling bags to the grocery store and wear practical shoes. 161 more words