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Lighten up Mondays

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello? How the heck do I know? 83 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a little boy.

“In the winter, we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer, we could swim in the pond, and pick berries in the woods. 56 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

On an overseas flight, a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats. The lawyer asked the senior if he’d like to play a little game. 246 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair.

One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. 107 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Many weddings take place during the summer months. Here’s some humor for the young and old alike:

A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. 98 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Some puns make you wanna scream. I hope these make you laugh:

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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Lighten up Mondays

Meanings of some commonly used words that have a cynical bent to them:

  • Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
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