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Does Sex Appeal Have an Expiration Date?

I have an Axe to grind. I have conclusive evidence that sex appeal has an expiration date; at least mine does. Walking the aisles of my favorite grocer recently, I was in need of some body wash. 421 more words

My Thoughts On Today

Give Me a Lift.....

I never knew I made noise getting up until my first grandchild was about two and everytime he got up from sitting or moved something or did any kind of lifting, he would make these sounds of extreme effort.   712 more words

...has been...

Can it really be

the “days of old”

are those from my prime

and now all are called  “back in time”

How is it today… 63 more words

Poetry

Lighten up Mondays

Many are returning to work after this past weekend’s Holiday festivities. Here are some one-liners to humor you through your return:

  1. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.
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21st Century Living

Lighten up Mondays

Continuing with the Christmas theme (and seeing as December 25th is really, really soon) here is a video that acts out the Christmas story called,  38 more words

21st Century Living

My Christmas Meat Pie Story

‘Twas the day to make meat pies, the onions were sliced.
The ground pork was sizzling, the mushrooms were diced.
When, what to my family’s surprise should appear, 679 more words

Pat Skene