A few years ago, Irish cabaret group Fascinating Aida created a YouTube sensation with a little ditty called “Cheap Flights.” Obviously a send-up of British based cut-rate airline RyanAir, it begins with a humorous litany of the extra charges associated with a” flight for 50p,” ending with the line “If you haven’t paid to use the steps you’ll have to feckin’ jump.” The conclusion: “Cheap flights, cheap flights, you’re harkin’ on to me. 693 more words