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Red October

WHAT—ME WORRY?

LESSON LEARNED

by Charles McKelvy

When I was all of 12 and a student in Mrs. Harrington’s 6th grade class at Alice L. Barnard Elementary School in Chicago, I was convinced beyond all reasonable doubt that I was going to be incinerated at any moment. 827 more words

Travels With Charley

T-Shirts and Shorts

I look out the window and see people running in t-shirts and shorts, sweaters tied around their shoulders, no longer needed.  And it’s only mid-morning. 86 more words

Culture

The Usual Gang of Idiots

No, this post is not about Congress. (rim shot)

Many of you will recognize the above phrase as the description of the contributing artists and writers in each month’s issue of a favorite indulgence of mine in my youth, MAD Magazine. 368 more words

Arts And Entertainment

Neuman Resurgent Thanks to Drudge

NEWS IN BRIEF

VOL 3392  ISSUE 2.2     Celebrities and Media

Actor, model and author Alfred E. Neuman is presently experiencing a spike in popularity, after a lull of two or three decades, commanding six-figure fees for appearances and speaking engagements, and evaluating a spate of TV and web deals, according to sources close to the free spirit. 196 more words