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T-Shirts and Shorts

I look out the window and see people running in t-shirts and shorts, sweaters tied around their shoulders, no longer needed.  And it’s only mid-morning. 86 more words


The Usual Gang of Idiots

No, this post is not about Congress. (rim shot)

Many of you will recognize the above phrase as the description of the contributing artists and writers in each month’s issue of a favorite indulgence of mine in my youth, MAD Magazine. 368 more words

Arts And Entertainment

Neuman Resurgent Thanks to Drudge


VOL 3392  ISSUE 2.2     Celebrities and Media

Actor, model and author Alfred E. Neuman is presently experiencing a spike in popularity, after a lull of two or three decades, commanding six-figure fees for appearances and speaking engagements, and evaluating a spate of TV and web deals, according to sources close to the free spirit. 196 more words

Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 238) - Alfred E. Neuman

“Political speeches are like steer horns: a point here, a point there and a lot of bull in between.”

— Alfred  E. Neuman 11 more words

Quotes For Public Speakers