With a frustrating mix of rain, wind, sunshine, pollen, and taxes, the month of April is certainly reminiscent of the volatile tempers of the Duchess. Blustery then blithe, raucous then regal, the duchess is an absolute mess of contrary and contrasting emotions. 468 more words
This interminable tea party is terribly boring.
We’ve moved round this table for years.
I’m not asleep, I’m listening and snoring.
I have excellent ears. 166 more words
We’ve been delighted to welcome Kim’s mum, Alice back here at Beanley Wood Cottage over the past week or so, and during her stay some members of the household have been thoroughly enjoying all the extra pampering and attention that seem to go with such occasions. 10 more words
While all six of Michael’s Companions were ‘female’, that didn’t mean that they ‘menstruated’ like humans. Sarah and Alice laid unfertilized eggs monthly, Jasmine created copious amounts of pink ‘slime’ monsters seemingly at random, and Talia would have muscle spasms or intense headaches occasionally. 1,713 more words