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National Enquirer releases ‘exhaustive investigation’ into ‘evil Hillary Clinton’ claiming she framed the Trump family over Russia and the Don Jr. meeting was a setup… 22 more words

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Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are both trying to make a business of space. I have said many times: It takes the same amount of energy to fly a pound to Australia from Los Angeles as it does to put that pound in orbit; airlines operate at a small multiple of fuel costs; but airlines do not push the airplane into the sea after its first flight.

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From Helen: I like the Sempi Fi at the end.

AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD

Subject: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. 451 more words

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Two more Clinton murders

A couple of deaths where “Clinton” pops up

First, the strange tale of Peter Smith, 81.

  • He was a GOP donor and opposition researcher. He was trying to locate the 30,000 emails that Hillary had “bleached” in defiance of a Congressional subpoena.
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Housewives of America, Rejoice!

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A Message from Our CEO:

Hallå, IKEA customers and shareholders —

IKEA furniture assembly is the 4th most-cited reason for divorce in the United States.

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I knew that.

Messy desks could be a sign of genius, say researchers

Historically, geniuses were always pictured with an unkempt desk with Einstein famously pointing out that, ““If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

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