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Alternate Meanings of Words. A Different Way of Thinking About Definitions

  1. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
  2. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
  3. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
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Check out the Hole Post, not the Post Hole, or the Hole after the Post, but the Whole Post!

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sm| correctify (v.)

this one comes from sarah when she worked at kiehl’s. i was reminded not to forget it in this recent e-mail:

“oh, don’t forget correctify…

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3| tundlenard (n.)

my HTC mogul has a setting called transcriber. i don’t have to learn new shorthand like some older versions. this one allows me to write at normal speed in my own handwriting and is amazingly inaccurate when things get sloppy. 83 more words

Alternate Meanings