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Betsy DeVos Takes Hardline Stance on Bear Control in U.S. Schools

January 28, 2017

(New York, New York) – During her confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of Education last week, Betsy DeVos launched a crusade to raise awareness around an important, but unaddressed issue facing American schools – the threat of grizzly bears. 282 more words

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Interdimensional Travel Ban for Humans of Earth

Jan. 16, 2017

New York – Earlier this week, the Interdimensional Treaty Organization (“IDTO”) passed legislation that bans certain species from engaging in interdimensional travel. The legislation was passed by a vote of 1.7 million to 436. 314 more words

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The Trump Ice Age

An unnamed source intercepted a transmission that was subsequently provided to BLENDVERSE. The article below, which was published by a well-known and credible news publication from an alternate existence in the multiverse, was extracted from that transmission and has been verified for its accuracy and reliability. 1,109 more words

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